A pinch and a punch for the first of the month, folks, and I hope your Halloween was as enjoyable as the sativa-soaked Treehouse of Horror marathon I spent in my pajamas. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two very, very different sites. Pimp.XXX is a burgeoning super network hosting top pornstars in niche hardcore scenes delivered to you not only in 1080p HD but 4k Ultra-HD resolutions, too! Nightclub.EU can’t boast such pristine visual quality, but it does feature a wide range of licensed and original (but mostly licensed) smut from around the world. From German watersports to Californian anal spinners, it’s all here and streaming to your computer, smart TV, or AirPlay device. That should keep you all busy until next week, but if not, there’s a ton of Halloween porno gracing the ‘net this year and the best of it is featured on our blog; why not wind down from another All Hallows’ with a filthy fantasy for next year?