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Halloween Porn Round-up, Pt. 1!

Every year when October comes to a close, the online porn world sees an inordinate number of fanged, red-eyed, blood-sucking women launch themselves on unsuspecting men and, depending on where you look, on each other. Halloween, All Hallow’s Eve, Hop-tu-Naa, Qingming, Dia de los Muertos, Samhain… Whatever you’re celebrating come the close of October and the advent of November, you can bet there’s a porn scene hitting the cyberwaves to celebrate these holidays. Predominantly focusing on All Hallow’s Eve and its closest variants, American porn sites always make a concerted effort to ensure their fans remember their annual dose of Halloween-themed smut. This year is no different to previous Halloween holidays in the porn world – although the ever-increasing popularity of Twitter and Instagram are sure to give us glimpses of stunningly sexy pornstar costumes – and a number of sites have already launched their celebrations.

Over at Kelly and Ryan Madison’s Teen Fidelity, 18-year-old cutie Staci Silverstone comes up against one legendary movie villain of more recent times, Freddy Krueger himself, in a scene entitled Nightmare on Teen Street. Let’s hope she manages to avoid damage to her killer young body!

Wicked Pictures is also planning a live event, its twelfth, which will feature Phoenix Marie, Rachel Roxxx, and Alexis Monroe. Although details are still unavailable, it is being billed as a Halloween Special and since it’s due to air on October 30th (4pm EST), you can be sure the aptly named Wicked won’t disappoint. (Unfortunately, you’ll just have to keep an eye on Wicked’s website for further details.)

Brazzers site, Doctor Adventures, already has its Halloween celebration online. Called S.L.U.D.S. (Subhuman Lesbian Underground Dwellers), the scene sees mutant sluts Rachel Roxxx and Chanel Preston ensnare and devour soliders Will Powers and Bill Bailey in a Nevada desert in a possible dystopian future.

Mommy Got Boobs, another Brazzers site, is also joining the festivities with Hellvira: Mistress of the Fuck. Modeled after Cassandra Peterson’s buxom goth creation, Hellvira (Joslyn James) dazzles the hicks of her old hometown. Toni Ribas and Will Powers might be conservative dudes, but once face-to-face with Hellvira’s ample rack, well, they lose all self-restraint – as anyone would! There’s sure to be more Halloween smut on the way, so keep your beady eye trained on Mr. Pink’s to get all the gory details as they develop.

Axel Braun Cries “Excelsior!”

It’s all coming together for comic book fan and adult video director Axel Braun. Way back in 1976 superhero giants Marvel and DC created comic history with their joint crossover venture Superman vs The Amazing Spider-Man and the event was a major influence on Mr. Braun. Now that he has solidified his position as the king of superhero-themed porn parodies with the roaring success of his The Dark Knight XXX, Batman XXX, Iron Man XXX, and The Avengers XXX features, as well as two featuring each of the aforementioned icons of their respective companies, Braun makes his boldest move yet: the very first superhero crossover porn parody: Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Set for release in November, the star-studded feature boasts Ryan Driller and Xander Corvus both reprising their respective roles as the titular heroes, Eric Masterson and James Bartholet as the villainous Lex Luther and Doc Ock, but it’s the female stars that everyone will be most looking forward to seeing in action. Kagney Linn Karter dons the red, yellow, and blue as Supergirl, Jenna Presley once again slips into the very, very tight Spider-Woman costume, and Jazy Berlin makes an auspicious debut as Felicia Hardy, a.k.a. The Black Cat while Andi San Dimas and Capri Anderson reprise their roles as our heroes respective love interests, Lois Lane and Mary Jane Watson.

Short of tracking down an original copy of the real crossover and paying upwards of $100, the best way to prepare for Braun’s latest opus is to check out the surprisingly SFW trailer, which will give you just enough glimpses of babes, biceps, and Braun’s signature special FX to get your blood pumping even now, still weeks away from the release.

Swingin’ with Phil Varone

Phil Varone, the former beat-keeper for Skid Row and Saigon Kick, sure seems determined to solidify himself a career in adult entertainment. After launching his own Sex, Toys & Rock ‘n’ Roll adult novelty line and releasing Phil Varon’s Secret Sex Stash, a feature-length sex tape, the inked-up rocker now aims to introduce viewers to the swinging lifestyle.

With the recent launch of his second Swinging American Style DVD release, Vegas or Bust, Varone heads to Sin City and documents the lifestyle of real swingers, himself included, as they partner up again and again under the neon lights of the filthiest city in the USA, sexually speaking. Having joined “the lifestyle” while touring, Varone is an old hand at the anonymous couplings he documents here. Vegas or Bust introduces us to multiple couples and we follow as they board a party bus, hit up a masquerade ball, and let their freak flags fly sky high!

Calling Vegas “Mecca for swingers,” Varone seems confident his latest adults-only opus has a vital story to tell. “Because the city is a major tourist attraction,” he explained to AVN, “tons of swingers from all over the world visit Vegas and their focus is definitely on partying. The vibe is very laid back and it’s easy to get into the 24-hour-a-day action.”

I’d wager this isn’t the kind of treatment Dr. Drew had in store for Varone during the rocker’s stint on Celebrity Sex Rehab, but then, it doesn’t seem like Varone gives a shit. “Everyone is more relaxes in Vegas. We don’t know each other’s last names and keep everything anonymous. I’m one of the few that’s out in the open.” And, you know, you can’t get much more open than a Vivid Video release, can you?

Blow or No – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Missy Pink,

I’m tired of my sex life being one sided! I’m 32, married to a 35 yr old male, and I’m growing weary of his selfish ways. H e always tells me that he can’t have intercourse unless I’ve gone down on him for awhile first, says that’s what leads up to the excitement. Ok, I do it, I don’t mind, but he never returns the favor for me, he says to do that to a woman is not natural! If I refuse to give him oral sex, he refuses sex all together. I’m disgusted with the double standards, can you help me?

– Blow or No

Dear Blow or No;

I can understand your frustration, and in many relationships there is a double standard as you call it, whether be intentional or unintentional, it still exists and will create barriers in more than the bedroom.

Working for many years in the adult field, I’ve heard things that have shocked and enlightened, me, maybe I can pass on some of what I’ve learned to help you. Some people, male and female alike, see oral sex as being something dirty and disgusting, stretching back to their youth when one of the things they heard their parents say the most, “Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been!” It creates a stigma, which means when there’s love and lust between two people, sometimes you need to find a way to break it.

If you know the evening is going to turn romantic, add extra foreplay in the form of showering together. Let him see for himself just how clean you are in the lower region, allow him to lather his fingers and slide through your vaginal area, giving him the control of knowing he’s cleaning you as well. This may help “wash away” some of his inhibitions. Take your time, don’t expect one night to revert him into being a horny hound for apply tongue to pussy action. Patience truly is a virtue, even in sex. While you’re licking and sucking on him, gradually work your body over onto his, placing yourself into a 69 position, show him being close means it won’t bite, and there’s nothing to be stand-offish about. Ask him to rub your clit, insert a finger, allow him to get accustom to the womanly scent, view, and offering of hopefully wanting to then lick you.

Reassure him you’re not asking that he dive in shoulder deep, even some tip of the tongue directly onto the clit would be appreciated. Get a little kinky, bring strawberries, chocolate syrup, etc. to the bedroom, but it into your vaginal area, he may want to lap up the taste of temptation. The main goal is to remain open in your discussions, don’t put pressure, don’t refuse to give him his pre-intercourse blowjob, but rather, talk a little dirty when telling him how good it would feel to you. Make it light and playful, you don’t want to push him further away.

Some men, and women see oral sex as another branch of a stronger intimacy when making love and they immediately put up walls, for some reason it’s a psychological reaction that is very real to them, and very frustrating to their partner.

Anything worth fine tuning is worth investing the time into, so, if you want foreplay to work like a well oiled machine, go slow and allow the building of mutual pleasure between the two of you. Given the right attention and approach, you may be surprised at how often you see the top of your husband’s head….between your thighs!