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Stoya’s Hysterical Literature

Stoya Stoya, the Digital Playground contract star and winner of 2009’s AVN Award for Best New Starlet, has followed Sasha Grey’s lead and taken up reading in an unusual environment. While Grey read to students and courted controversy for doing so, Stoya wisely decided to keep her bibliophilia strictly adult and, at the request of photographer Clayton Cubitt, read from Supervert’s high-brow guide to posthumous hanky panky, while sitting astride a powered-up Hitachi Magic Wand. Sounds just like the kind of thing to get you back to your local library, doesn’t it?

On her Tumblr, Stoya blogged about the experience and invited fans to read her musings on her first genuinely positive experience with a vibrator, which may or may not have been made enjoyable by the reading of said literature. With Cubitt requesting she dress like she was going on a date with a man, not a boy, Stoya turned up for her reading in a Vivienne Westwood dress, “sophisticated and expensive” panties, simple makeup, and very high but not impractical heels. Then she sat down at a desk with her chosen tome and began to read as the Hitachi kicked into gear. What followed, dear reader, was a mind-blowing combination of high-brow erotic literature and a mind-blowing orgasm; in short: the stuff of which dreams are made.

Note: Stoya cums pretty damn hard in this video, so you might wanna throw on some headphones before hitting play.

Small Shaft Dude

Missy Pink;

I’m nearly 37 years old, and I’ve only been with two women. Everyone says I’m handsome, I work out, have plenty of muscles, I’m more than financially stable, but, my penis size is only 4 1/2″ when totally erect. I’m ashamed, so, I avoid being with women or showering in locker rooms, knowing I’ll be humiliated. I need confidence, and inches!

Small Shaft Dude

Dear Small Shaft Dude;

First of all, let me say, there’s nothing written in stone as to a perfect size for the male penis. There are many more things that go into the attraction phase of a relationship than how far “Willy” will stretch for his target. Yes, there are men out there with appendages that hang long and thick, and you always hear of women breaking out in a sweat when seeing their huge size, but, did you ever think that sweat may be from fear and not excitement?

Women enjoy being satisfied, but, with something very large in size, at times it’s painful more than pleasurable, too much emphasis is put on how great a man is by his manhood. You say you’re handsome, physically and financially fit, but even those qualities hold great importance in the more shallow minds. Get in touch with the kindness in your heart, the treating your girlfriend like a queen, honesty, and fidelity, those are just as stimulating as the size of your cock.

Do research on the many different sexual positions, there are ways to make 4 ½” feel like a foot when utilized correctly. Incorporate things into your foreplay that will pleasure you both, such as toys, oils, massages, and of course having a talented tongue will definitely go a long way in those lust filled moments. When a couple has mutual respect, and emotions for one another, it’s not what you’re packing in your pants in the bedroom, it’s what you display when in public. Be the man of her dreams, stop worrying about the man in her wet dreams.

As for the locker room, wrap a towel around your mid-section and let your buddies wonder how much you have hanging, no one says you have to make your privates… public. Be who you are, be proud of what you have, the rest will fall into place, possibly in a missionary style position??

Missy Pink

Fleshlight Goes Interactive

Fleshlight, the company that brought you molded masturbator sheaths in the shape of the pussies of pornstars Asa Akira, Tori Black, Lisa Ann, Jesse Jane, Jessica Drake and others, has upped the game once again by introducing Vstroker, a customizable, reactive attachment that fits any Fleshlight and puts you on a pleasure plane high above anything you’ve ever tried before.

A definite challenge to the interactive RealTouch device, which reacts to onscreen action, tightening its grip and increasing the pace of its contractions as the scene on your computer screen heats up, Vstroker instead puts you, not the video you’re watching, in charge of your artificially amplified beating off. With a motion sensor attachment and a wireless USB connector bridging the physical gap between your PC and your dick, Vstroker monitors the speed and ferocity of your thrusting and either speeds up or slows down the onscreen hardcore action to suit your pace.

With Fleshlight Girls Misty Stone and Asa Akira already providing tailor-made interactive video content that lets you fuck their mouths, pussies, and asses however you please, Vstroker is certainly off to a strong start. Can it wrangle domination of the interactive masturbator market from the soon-to-be-reviewed-by-yours-truly Real Touch, though? Would you prefer to sit back, enter your chosen orifice and let the girl take control of your pleasure or are you determined to do it your own way? Whatever your preference, it’s clear the future of interactive cyber sex is landing on the doorsteps of horny porn fan, wrapped discreetly in brown paper, right fucking now. This is the future we’ve been waiting for!

Sean Michaels Aims for Your Bookshelf

For 21 years, Sean Michaels has been something of a quiet achiever in the adult industry. Having earned himself multiple AVN and XRCO awards, the earliest in 1993 and the latest in 2010, he’s a highly valued member of the adult community and, from all reports, a hell of a nice guy. Now in his 54th year, Michaels has decided to bare all in a different fashion by publishing an autobiography entitled Sean Michaels: My Industry. “My Industry”? Did Michaels bump himself on the noggin and become a supremely arrogant buffoon? No, he’s just convinced he has so many stories to tell he should separate them into multiple volumes. This, the first, will deal with his adult career.

Speaking to AVN from the set of The Black Pack, his most recently directed movie, Michaels said he has enough stories and anecdotes to fill another volume focusing on his life outside of porn. “This is my first book. It’s basically about my life within the adult industry for the past 21 years, and I’ll just be relating and expanding on my experiences and some of the nuances I’ve learned about myself and life in general. You think you know yourself but when you start to talk about yourself, you find that you honestly don’t, and after visiting 13 different foreign countries, it’s been quite the trip and quite the ride but it’s also just beginning because I believe there are talks in the works for Showtime or HBO to do some type of documentary with yours truly.”

Well, well, well. Could Sean Michaels finally be getting his due? If HBO is sniffing his sneakers, he could explode and become the next Lexington Steele or maybe even the next Ron Jeremy. Actually, Jeremy has played something of a significant role in Michaels’ life, taking him to Italy for his first European adult shoot and arriving while wearing a “K-Mart tracksuit with ketchup stains on the front… with a K-Mart shopping bag for his stuff.”

Having amassed a hugely impressive list of performances now totaling more than 1,400 onscreen appearances and having traveled the world in the process, Michaels surely has plenty of stories to tell. And we, the fans that have often remarked on this unassuming but reliable and charismatic performer, are definitely ready to listen.