Ah, Memorial Day Weekend, the perfect chance to indulge in a little alone time with your favorite porn advising pal, Mr. Pink! Well, a little reading first then you’re free to beat yourself senseless over this week’s trio of epic Passion HD-branded hardcore entertainers. Lubed brings you HD and UHD hardcore sex with the added benefits of oils, lotions, and, yes, lubricants all designed to enhance physical and visual pleasure. POVD focuses on face-to-face, one-on-one fucking that pairs you with today’s sexiest young starlets. Nanny Spy, the smallest and newest of the three, trains its security and home assistance cameras at babysitters who can’t keep their fucking libidos under control, not even on the job! Three Ultra-HD hardcore treats all from the same company? What’s next, another week of even more Passion HD perfection next week?
Sophie Dee: a Vixen Returns
After five years away from the adult industry (at least in any visible sense), ultra-curvaceous blue-eyed Welsh porno queen Sophie Dee is returning and the first evidence of her comeback has just been released at Vixen, whose chief Greg Lansky has said that Ms. Dee “embodies the perfect Vixen woman: beautiful, sensual, empowered.” With seven AVN nominations and two Urban X Awards to her credit and a back catalog of performances rife with energetic, sweaty, steamy fucking, Sophie Dee clearly gets a lot of joy out of her work.
Now formally a US citizen, Ms. Dee felt it was the “the right time, the right place, and the right people” to encourage her return to active hardcore shooting after a lengthy hiatus that saw her living it up in her home country, chowing fish & chips with her dad and practicing her golf game. With more scenes surely to come – and likely more for Lansky’s other acclaimed sites. If the trailer and teaser images of Dee’s awesome Vixen return don’t kick your salival glands into overdrive, her thick, curvy figure barely contained in a lacy red lingerie ensemble, perhaps a wander down memory lane with some of her earlier works will.
Taking advantage of the huge Adult Time archive to explore Sophie Dee’s rich hardcore history is a smart move. Holding 38 scenes of her highly varied sexual antics – from a lesbian Valentine’s orgy to hilarious porn parodies, competing mother-daughter cocksucking contests to bisexual fantasies and a very early interracial DP – Adult Time is an essential resource for all those amateur porno historians and furious masturbators with a particular interest in the one and only Sophie Dee.
Here at Mr. Pink’s, we’ll be keeping a close eye on this latest phase of Sophie Dee’s illustrious career, so be sure to follow along and see what five years away has done for her legendary libido.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 20th, 2019
At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week, our eternally vigilant porn reviewers got to work assessing the various merits and demerits of three sites operating under the Passion HD marquee. Holed deals with (not surprisingly) rear-end sex starring today’s feistiest young anal spinners. SpyFam takes a voyeuristic approach to homemade stepcest sex tapes. And Tiny4K celebrates the many delightful things a small-framed young slut can bring to any sexual equation. All delivering 4K Ultra-HD videos that are an absolute treat to take in, this trio of Passion HD reviews will be followed soon by more reviews of this excellent company’s many world-class sites. Tune in next week for more from Passion HD and you faithful porno advisor, Mr. Pink.
Beating on a Budget with Team Skeet
Memorial Day weekend traditionally sees Americans celebrate by barbecuing, driving drunk, and reviving old family grudges. This year, why not do something different and spend the weekend honoring those who gave their life so you could continue living yours by beating off to Team Skeet’s awesome array of online porno adventures?
Team Skeet is running a special Memorial Day promotion that allows would be members to slide right in at the amazingly low price of $9.87 if they sign up anytime from May 24 to 29. Already discounted to the exceedingly fair price of $14.87-a-month, this next level booty bargain is an unbelievable score for anyone who’s been keeping an eye on Mr. Pink’s recent reviews of newer Team Skeet properties like Little Asians, Shoplyfter, and Sis Loves Me. Just which sites are included in the deal remains to be fully defined but if we take our most recent Team Skeet review, check out the stats, and measure that against the gobsmackingly low asking price of $9.87-a-month, well, we’d be well on our way to another Beating on a Budget report!
THE MATH:
At $9.87, one month inside the Team Skeet network sees you buying access to 44 websites at an approximate (and utterly ridiculous) cost of 22.4¢ each! Team Skeet’s well established HD archive of hardcore antics covers all porno bases (within fairly mainstream and mild fetish arenas, anyway) and does it across a current total of 4,675 scenes. Individually priced, that’s an astonishingly low 0.2¢ per scene. If that doesn’t get you to finally pull the trigger on Team Skeet’s wacky and wayward sexual adventures, what possibly could?