This week under the big Mr. Pink’s marquee, keen readers will find brand new porn reviews of two new sites from the Passion HD gang and a major network of kinky hardcore fetishism. First off, rendered in awesome Ultra-HD videos, GirlCum and Cum4K provide women and men, respectively, with the chance to enjoy a parade of orgasms, the girls gushing and squirting, the guys unloading inside their partners until it’s a slippery, slimy mess. Fetish Network takes a different route to the heights of carnal entertainment, making it one of the roughest and nastiest hardcore networks around. Also delivering Ultra-HD videos, Fetish Network is a blast in more ways than one. Next week at Mr. Pink’s we’ll be featuring another trio of tasty and torrid adult websites, so drop back for another dose of porno wisdom from your ol’ Pink pal, won’t you?
Evil Angel’s Anal Avoiders
It may appear today’s newest porn talents leap into anal sex (and the larger paychecks it brings) sooner rather than later, ditching the traditional career earning arc and making mad bank early on before getting out for good prior to prolapses and public shaming setting in permanently. Anal queens still in their first year of professional porn work are getting plenty of attention from producers, directors, and fans but there’s a group of relative newbies holding out for more money or a more appropriate partner, or simply keeping one orifice solely for private use, and now they’ve flocked to Evil Angel for a feature title all about their most traditional sexual orifices.
Directed by acclaimed veteran and known anal fiend, Chris Strokes, Vagetarians sees Gianna Dior, Eliza Ibarra, Emma Hix, and Mr. Pink’s current fave Autumn Falls giving up their pussies for porn’s most in-demand cock wielders, Rob Riper, Markus Dupree, and Johnny Sins, who nails both Eliza and Autumn, the lucky fucker! Vagitarians may seem like an odd choice of focus for an Evil Angel feature but in the hands of Mr. Streams, fans can expect this title, which landed last week in both DVD and digital formats, to explore and adore each woman’s snatch in lush HD images.
Don’t take each star’s presence in Vagetarians to be an outright declaration that they’ll never shoot anal – that almost seems inevitable for all four – but you’d best believe they’re not rushing into anything. Vagitarians doesn’t hold back, either, delivering powerful vag-only fucking that leaves both parties fully content and not wishing for anything more intense. And you, if you give Vegetarians a look over at Evil Angel today, will likely find yourself dreaming about puckering little female assholes less and less.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 8th, 2019
This week under the big boneriffic banner of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re looking at a homegrown hot wife superstar from Houston, a British live performance showcase, and another fine dose of erotica from a classic Euro studio. Siren XXX Studios, home of Mrs. Dee Siren and friends, captures all the most sordid pro-amateur sex the host and her husband can capture on the streets and in the hotels of Houston, Texas. Glamour Stars Live aims to beat out major webcam services with its tightly curated cadre of British babes, all eager to perform live for their devoted fans in group and private adult webcam shows. From the makers of Met Art, the bold sensual explorations of The Life Erotic should perfectly compliment your hardcore sex diet or satisfy anyone finding today’s porn a little too on the nose. Our blog subject for this week is the fast rising porno wunderkind of 2019, Autumn Falls, who’s been devastating all your favorite sites and studios since late last year. Catch up on the awesome Ms. Falls and her salacious career so far before dipping back to Mr. Pink’s next week for another dose of absolute porno delights!
Spring into Autumn!
Here in the good ol’ US of A, spring is well and truly upon us and the majority are peering at summer looming on the horizon with giddy expectation. Those of us devoted to contemporary porn’s most compelling and talented newcomers, though, we’re looking at Autumn. More specifically, a curvaceous 18-year-old New Yorker already tearing her way through porn’s most popular studios, most watched directors, and biggest dicks who goes by the nom de porn of Autumn Falls. From Bang Bros to Brazzers and everywhere in between, Autumn Falls was quickly ensuring she’d be one of 2019’s most memorable new talents.
One brand paying particular attention to our Ms. Falls is Passion HD and its bevy of niche 4K hardcore sites. Providing her with a candy cane dildo and a Christmas outfit to get all dolled up in, Passion HD’s flagship site welcomed Autumn to the family last December by bending her over, propping her for a righteous cowgirl ride, and finally exploding all over her open, waiting mouth.
The second company site to feature the amazingly smooth skin of our heroine was Exotic4K, and feature her skin isn’t all it did. Lubed up for a shiny patina that co-star JMac seems to dig, Autumn gorges on the guy’s big dick and lays back to provide us with some awesome overhead views of their missionary pounding-to-facial finale.
Since she was already shooting for the Passion HD team and had more than proven herself to have staying power, Casting Couch X stepped in for a proper POV introduction and, yes, once again left Autumn’s face splattered in semen. It was the next three appearances that would cement Autumn Falls as one of this company’s most obvious new favorites as it sent her shuffling to three of its newest, most kinkily specific, and most tantalizing sites.
GirlCum showcases the multi-orgasmic pussy prowess of today’s sexiest young stars as well as some established names. Autumn Falls delivers a powerhouse performance that sees her cumming again and again, gushing all over her partner in a squirtastic display of carnal potential. Flipping the script and letting the guy climax over and over, Cum4K is a creampie fan’s deepest fantasy come true and Autumn’s Cum4K scene, ‘Creeping Stepdaughter Creamed’ sees her become the recipient of her step-dad’s seed until it’s oozing out her pussy and running down her thighs – a real sight to see! Finally, doing its part to celebrate the visual and sensual bliss that is a well oiled woman of impeccable proportions amply drenched in oil, is Lubed. Wearing an 80s aerobics inspired outfits that looks even hotter wet, Ms. Falls soon disrobes entirely and gets to work letting the incredible 4K cameras adore her as she’s pounded by yet another professional dick slinger who – and I’m starting to see a trend here – busts on her lips, tongue, and cheeks.
While these mini-epics of erotic hardcore fuckery should keep even the most demanding porn fan amused in self abuse for hours on end, Autumn Falls has by no means been applying her talents sparingly. Check your favorite sites and networks, and Mr. Pink’s recommendations, for even more salacious adult entertainment from this devastating newcomer – if you can still call someone who just shot her fiftieth scene a “newcomer”. If you’re too strapped for alone time to fully appreciate what Autumn’s been up to thus far, don’t fret: she’s not going anywhere.