Team Skeet’s Brand New Moms

Each of us that decides to (or slips up and has) offspring must find our own parenting style lest we simply regurgitate the most stunting parts of how our parents raised us. And, as they saying goes, it takes a whole village to raise an adult. Combine those evident tidbits with the abundance of step-cest porn on the market these days and it’s a very confusing time for family relations in general. In porn, it’s utterly nuts. Here comes Mr. Pink’s suggestions for how best to tickle your step-cest bone without destroying any fondness you have for the concept of family. And let’s start with Team Skeet.

Bad MILFs brings Team Skeet subscribers a wealth of salacious scenarios that pit a lusty older woman against the young couple under her watch. Whether related (by marriage, duh) to the guy or girl, our Bad MILF vixens soon discover the deliciousness of youth and the unique delights to be had in corrupting these sexually curious young adults. Bad MILFs covers quite a lot of ground and keeps Team Skeet members well stocked in power play porn and homegrown eroticism but there’s more on the periphery of this super popular network.

PervMom is a bold new venture from the folks behind Bad MILFs, only this time it stands apart from Team Skeet and, in fact, it stands alone. With its powerful POV shooting, HD visuals, and stunning to-camera seductions from today’s sexiest, most compelling mature performers – Summer Hart, Britney Amber, Tara Ashley, Aaliyah Love et al – PervMom’s unique take on narrative affairs with maternal figures places the onus of seduction on the mommies and lets the viewer be controlled and corrupted by the main woman in their virtual life.

Not content to impress on its main network and a killer standalone site like PervMom, the same studio now brings MILF fans a whole new network dedicated to the vixenous adventures of our awesome cougar cast. Home to seven exclusive sites, each offering different concepts and styles – Full of JOI gives non-nude jerk-off instructions, Lone MILF is all masturbation solos, MILF Body sees fit moms fucking, Mylfed is all about young girls seduced by older women, Mom Drips sees creampies galore come oozing out the moms’ cunts, Got MYLF is your standard MILF-worshipping hardcore effort, and MILFty offers epic narrative tales of hardcore MILFy lust – MYLF is undoubtedly the best new network to examine should your interests lie primarily with women old enough to be your, well, MILF.

Team Skeet review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 10th, 2019

mrpinksThis week’s Mr. Pink approved assessment of online pornographic wonderment covers a trio of impressive porn outlets of very, very different kinds. Those of you who snagged a VR headset from Santa last year may want to direct your viewer towards VR Bangers, a killer VR site loaded with top pornstar talents and fiesty newbies giving VR Bangers members first dibs in the virtual realm. A new network from the creators of Team Skeet, MYLF covers all things MILF-related, from condescending jerk-off instruction videos to intense multi-part hardcore step-cest romps, and in glorious HD too! Mr. Pink’s also goes tit for tat with the heavy hangers and absolutely huge hooters over at the retro styled, boobcentric adult site XX-Cel. Next week we’re looking at even more of this year’s burgeoning porno success stories but until then why not get yourself started with our coverage of what could be Evil Angel’s greatest anal adventure yet, and easily one of January’s most thrilling releases, on the blog. Until next week…!

Adriano & Stagliano: Evil Anal Experts

When it comes to ass, both the general worship and specific penile penetration of, porn aficionados routinely turn to two directors: Mike Adriano, whose ultra-close-up views and obsession with rectal exploration have made him a hugely divisive figure among fans, and John Stagliano, the no-less controversial main man at Evil Angel and possessor of the world-class nickname “Buttman.” With an entire generation of newbie starlets eager to shoot with the two maestros, Evil Angel unveils a dual release entitled, appropriately enough, Anal Experts.

Katrina Jade anal

No longer performing in anything harder than light fetishistic fondling, Stagliano directs Bill Bailey and the heavily inked Juan Lucho as they work their way inside the enticing assholes of Katrina Jade and Gia Derza, respectively. Ms. Derza came in with her ass open, so to speak, for Jules Jordan a mere eight months ago and Katrina Jade open her back door for business a while ago, so both certainly deserve expert status. Jade, the veteran of the two, even goes so far as to take Bailey’s nuts in her ass and dick in her pussy – which should make classic porn meme fans giddy as fuck – but then flips the fucking script and switches holes. There’s no acronym for this anal insanity, folks, putting Adriano with some serious fucking catching up to do. Let’s see how our unlicensed proctologist does in his portion of Anal Experts, shall we?

Having never since he sat in the director’s chair (at least to my knowledge) cast another cock but his own, Mike Adriano once again does the duties on his pair of aspiring anal freaks. First up is the return to the signature hyper color courtyard setting of one Vanessa Sky, committing her second act of sodomy under Adriano’s name. Following his usual patterns, Mike talks to both Vanessa and Lila Fray, a self-described “super-slut/librarian/bunny” and bona fide camgirl cum brand-new pornstar, first before watching them parade around, fondling their breasts and behinds, and letting his tongue get to know their various body parts. He then proceeds to keep the lube flowing, his dick hard and, after an intense oral detour, firmly focused on fucking their asses. Gapes aplenty and lots of rectal inspections should suit the more deviant viewers but even those who prefer a simple straightforward anal pounding will rejoice at seeing Adriano’s utterly unique style applied to such lively starlets.

If that wasn’t enough – and, really, it might be what puts Stagliano on top in this battle of the anal auteurs – we’re given two substantial behind-the-scenes clips detailing the trials and tribulations of Katrina Jade’s and Gia Derza’s Anal Expert efforts. Buttman, you’re a class act!

Well, if that wasn’t enough to keep your New Year’s resolution of paying for quality porn intact and focused on Evil Angel, maybe a quick gander at the titles arriving this week at Evil Angel HQ reveals two very promising ass-focused movies: Jonni Darkko’s I Love Anal and Butthole Bandits, directed by one Proxy Paige, an astounding ass-queen herself. We’re only a few weeks into 2019, folks, and it’s already a fucking fantastic year to be an Evil Angel fan.

Evil Angel review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 3rd, 2019

mrpinksHappy New Year from Mr. Pink’s, my fine fapping friends! We’re starting things off with a scorching week here at Rancho Pinko with a trio of excellent and varied sites from around the world. Representing the EU (or what’s left of it), Private Classics took us on a tour through Continental porno history. Pin Up Files courted a bevy of busty-as-fuck models from around the world and displayed them for our viewing pleasure. And the infamous motherfuckers of Mofos Network proved they’re still some of the most unrepentant pervs working in porn today – and doing it all for the US of A! Of course, we couldn’t let 2019 hit without detailing the best and boldest NYE-themed porno parties taking place this year – check that out on the blog and be sure to return next week for another triple-dose of porno wisdom from your trusted porno advisor, Mr. Pink!