Paige Owens: Fit to Fuck

The adult entertainment industry is known for tearing through new talents like LeBron must go through gym socks. Eager young performers make their way to Porn Valley in an attempt to dazzle the world’s collective libido and maybe make a mini-fortune along the way, but most don’t make it through their first year. Many of those that do are soon looking haggard and drained by too much work and not enough reward. Every now and then, though, a young woman lands in porn looking as confident, self-assured, screen-ready, and sensible enough to carve a solid career for herself in an insanely competitive industry.

Paige Owens - Tiny4K

In mid-May this year, one of porn’s most consistently excellent discoverers of new talent, the Exploited College Girls (or EXCOGI) crew, landed themselves an athletic newbie so eager to embark on a porn career that, minutes into her very first sex scene, Paige Owens has blown her co-star in the car, cummed hard on a toy turned on by potential viewers, and started to give EXCOGI’s in-house cocksman a very memorable ride. Tossing her slim, fit, lightly muscular figure around in that excellent debut and in a return visit to EXCOGI that pairs her with blue-eyed anal fan and three-time EXCOGI ball-drainer, Elena, it was clear Ms. Owens wouldn’t leave her new line of work at this studio.

When someone as undeniably energetic and enthusiastic as Paige Owens enters porn, directors and producers leap at the chance to shoot her. Tiny4K and its new sister-site Cum4K shot Paige almost immediately, offering drooling fans two more chances to ogle her fucking incredible body, the latter featuring steamy car sex, multiple (inauthentic) creampies and cumshots, and plenty of slutty, filthy verbal contributions from our favorite new All-American starlet.

Acclaimed porno visionary, Greg Lansky cast Paige in scenes for his three flagship smut vendors, giving fans her first IR encounter for Blacked, an online hookup storyline with Justin Hunt for Vixen, and, at Tushy, her first anal effort, in which, eager for a raise, she offers her asshole to her boss, Mick Blue, who does his usual excellent job providing pleasure to the awesome newbie. Many newcomers would take a rest at this point – or develop a rather serious drug habit – but not Paige Owens.

Subjecting herself to degradation, humiliation, and more than a little fun with Bryan Gozzling of Hookup Hotshot, Paige’s piss-and-spooge-and-spit covered face and chest frames a sweet, charming smile by the ordeal’s end. Kelly and Ryan Madison roped her into a rather intense shoot, too, with the multi-load dropping Ryan railing his newfound student slut in a furious, creatively shot heaving, grunting, sweating encounter.

The excellent efforts from Paige Owens just keep coming and, as major mainstream studios wait their turn to play, Passion HD has just released a brand-new pair of scenes: Summer Heat and Erotic Fitness. Both scenes provide even more thrilling views of one of 2018’s fastest rising stars, serving up typically awe-inspiring reverse and frontal cowgirl riding shots, plenty of lubed-up body work, and just enough of Paige’s expressive, suggestive face to propel you towards the motherload of all self-serve cock-gasms. And, if that weren’t enough, Paige’s biggest fans can now enjoy a chance to virtually bone the babe herself. WankzVR has you, the VR-equipped fapper, playing Paige’s devoted boyfriend who has hired a rad party mansion for her birthday bash. Overwhelmed by the venue, your virtual sweetheart drops to her knees and begins giving a truly memorable “thank you.”

Not content to rely, as other porno newbies have, entirely on studio work, Ms. Owens is also taking her career into her own hands, shooting a solid range of fetish, fun, and fucking videos via her ManyVids account. Masturbation, body worship and working out, bathtub play, JOI and CEI and GFE, fisting, flexing, panty stuffing, and squirting can all be found there. Twitter and Instagram users enjoy a steady stream of teasing, tantalizing shots of this year’s boldest, most promising porn discovery.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 26th, 2018

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porno Analysis Lab of Doom, we took our sweet-ass time examining the rich, immersive contents of two VR smut sites catering to two very different kinds of sexual situations. 18VR does its best to deliver sexy young Euro-thangs in intimate, steamy hardcore hookups, each one a 3D world of sex with one role left to fill. VRCosplayX, on the other hand, steers well away from discernible reality and creates lush, vibrant fantasy scenes that place your cock inside alien critters, video game vixens, movie heroines, and even cartoon princesses beloved the world over. If reality’s getting you down, you now know where to turn for erotic escape, and where to go for the latest lowdown on porn both 2D and 3: Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!

Free Stormy!

Story Daniels may be best known for allegedly banging the current Commander in Chief – and, in the face of serious (alleged) intimidation, and threats to her safety and livelihood, standing up to some of the most powerful people in the country – but, in her professional life (when she’s not getting arrested/harassed on some utter bullshit or another), she’s one of the most accomplished and well regarded in her field. Thankfully for us, that field is fucking on film.

This year may have been Ms. Daniels’s most tumultuous thus far, what with the media spotlight being intensely trained on her and police busting in on her while on the job, but the AVN, XRCO, and NightMoves Hall of Famer found time to be featured in her very first Brazzers scene, much to the delight of fans eager to see her away from Vivid, Wicked, and the like. Penthouse magazine did Stormy the honor of naming her the Penthouse Pet of the Century (though it didn’t specify which century) and Digital Playground paired her again with Keiran Lee for a parody of Colbert’s nightly nut-up entitled The Fellate Show (still to arrive).

Now, personally, Stormy Daniels never really did all that much for me. Not my type. Not a regular viewer of her usual studios. Blah blah blah. This year, all that changed with one image: this one.

Stormy Daniels

Now, that’s an image I never thought would prove such a turn-on so as to totally sway my opinion of a singular adult performer. The slow burning fire in her eyes; her that stoic resolve: that look of “Oh, is that all you fuckers got?”

Embattled she may be, this is Stormy’s year, let there be no doubt.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 16th, 2018

Since last we spoke directly, dear reader, I, Mr. Pink, your valiant investigator of porn of all kinds, has assessed two more offerings from the gods of digital eroticism. First up this week, a brand new review of BaDoink VR, one of the strongest VR porn efforts going today and home to a bevy of charming carnal performers eager to immerse you in their lust. Innocent Holes, another site from the DDF crew, also offered up some scintillating sex, but far less of it and unfortunately without the added “oomph” of an illusory third dimension. Whether it’s tight European teens or a VR sexperience that will change how you view porn forever, Mr. Pink can point you in the right direction!