Discount Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 3

Beating on a Budget with FakeHub

You can’t trust anyone these days. Whether it’s your mortgage lender, health insurer, or someone personally, intimately close to you, it often seems everyone we rely upon is bound to let us down, deceive us, or deny us at some point. For the gullible, easily influenced women of London, England, however, there’s a mysterious new entity roaming the streets and threatening to pull them from everyday life into a temporary flurry of taboo sexual activity. FakeHub, the network home of seven sites all built around a premise of deceit and coercion, sees taxis, driving schools, hospital, casting agents, and other staples of the social environment corrupting those that come in search of aid or assistance. Fake Taxi picks up women who agree to suck and fuck in lieu of paying a fare. Fake Hospital replaces medical treatment with heavy-handed molestation and gurney sex. Fake Cop breaks laws left, right, and center, snagging some civilian pussy while on duty. Four sites all rendering some version of the “dirty casting agent” trope – Fake Agent, Fake Agent UK, Public Agent, and Female Agent – again push boundaries, test taboos, and cement FakeHub’s reputation as one dynamic and determined new British studio.

Now discounted by Mr. Pink’s to the supremely affordable monthly price of $17.95, the already hefty 2,479-scene network archive is fairly evenly distributed among the sites, every site but Fake Agent UK delivering weekly updates to their own archives. Although a few other Fake-branded sites exist off-network – Fake Driving School being arguably the best – the seven making up FakeHub are still a damn fine deal for reality-porn fans.

THE MATH:
The seven FakeHub sites can be access for one month at $17.95, leaving each site costing $2.56-a-month. The 2,479 scenes now online can be seen as costing approximately 0.72¢ each. Taken as a whole, that might not be an offer that’ll blow you away, but after examining what FakeHub seems so proud of, its wild, sweaty, casual romps and realizing that each gem of an encounter with, let’s say, the utterly dreamy and delightfully curvy Ava Dalush, international superstar Armana Miller, or seven-time taxi-cab-conquest Alessa Savage costs less than one solitary cent, you’ll be diving headfirst into FakeHub’s seemingly endless supply of risqué real-world carnality.

Fake Hub review

Beating on a Budget with DDF Network

Mr. Pink’s readers surely know by now just how smitten we are with the work of Denys Defrancesco’s DDF Network. Home to a small but crucial cache of exclusive websites devoted to major porno interests, DDF Network deals in heaving breasts, fellatious mouths, BDSM kinkiness, intense female masturbation, foot fetishism, lesbian sex, and teen sluts doing all kinds of depraved things for the camera, making it a tantalizing package even at the full price of $44.95-a-month. Yeah, DDF usually charges a premium for its porn but Mr. Pink’s has once again snagged a deal that’ll get readers inside this haven of hardcore fun and games for a comparable pittance.

THE MATH:
DDF Network and its nine exclusive sites – 1 By Day, Hot Legs and Feet, DDF Busty, House of Taboo, Euro Teen Erotica, Euro Girls on Girls, Eve Angel Official, Only Blowjob, and Hands on Hardcore – hold a combined archive of 14,545 video-and-photo-packages dating back to 2001 but now bring 4K Ultra-HD videos and 4000px photos, offer online and downloadable viewing, and add something new to the network hub every twice-a-day (on average). At the now-discounted first-month rate of $19.99, that equates to approximately $2.22-per-site and 0.137¢-per-scene, a truly staggering deal and the most affordable way to indulge in all the carnal Denys Defrancesco creations you desire. Your second month rebills at a slightly higher rate but this introductory offer is truly an exceptional one that DDF admirers won’t want to pass up.

DDF Network review

Brazzers Endless Black Friday

Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.

Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

Nubiles Porn review