More Halloween Happenings

Not long now, fuck fans, and every North American adult website worth a damn will be coloring its homepage black-and-orange, placing glowing pumpkin heads at every entrance, and only admitting those women who’ve come dressed for the occasion, every inner-slut’s favorite over-commercialized holiday, Halloween!
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Along with the epic pornstar-attended party planned by AVN and due to open a inter-dimensional gateway to a fiery den of adult industry decadence – more info here – there’s also another big-time Halloween bash from a champion of sexual expression, New York’s Museum of Sex. Teaming with One Year Lease Theater Company for the October 31st event, the Museum will host costume contests, complimentary cocktails, light dining, raffles, live music from NY “indie, gypsy-ish, cabaret-ish, parlor rock” outfit Kotorino, and many more events, activities, tricks, and treats to put attendees in the partying mood. And, as always, there’s a premium VIP package for those that want to elevate themselves above the riff-raff, this time dubbed the ‘Indulge with Dionysus’ package and priced at $125 (alongside $65 and $40 standard VIP and general admission tickets, aka ‘Mingle with the Gods’ and ‘Soar with Aphrodite’). Dionysion acolytes willing to part with $125 for a Halloween party par excellence receive, among other pleasures, burlesque performances, a martini bar, appointed servers, ‘sinful party favors and decadent treats’, as well as the best seats in the house reserved for their asses and their asses alone.

Also getting into the spooky spirit this Halloween is everyone’s favorite proponents of martial infidelity, Kelly and Ryan Madison. Just released from Juicy Entertainment, Whore-ers of Halloween sees Natasha Vega, Casey Calvert, Staci Silverstone, Veruca James, Tysen Rich, and Luna C. Kitsuen all gussied up in sultry costumes and given the chance to milk Mr. Madison of his now infamous multiple loads. Cast as the meat in a Madison sandwich set in an Eyes Wide Shut-inspired Venetian-style occult orgy, Veruca James gets the couple to herself for a scene, as do Misses Kitsuen and Vega while the other starlets make do with Ryan alone, though that’s hardly a consolation prize.

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And then there’s the horrific Donna T. Rumpshaker costume for women, unwisely produced by outlandish costumers Yandy, which can now be purchased for $69.95. Yes, seriously, and that’s not including the wig or baseball cap!

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Really, the less said about why anyone would possibly want to purchase such a costume for anything other than a woefully unfunny topical reference the better. Isn’t Yandy a “sexy costume” site? Surely even Trump’s staunchest supporters wouldn’t fuck a female doppelganger of the uncouth real estate mogul, would they?

Truly, truly scary ruminations here, folks, and there’s more to come from Mr. Pink’s as we inch closer and closer to All Hallows’ Eve.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 13th, 2015

mrpinksIt was National #NoBraDay this week and as women around the country either shed their restrictive undergarment in honor of breast cancer awareness or recoiled in disgust at what was perhaps just another chance to grab some sliver of the Internet’s attention, we at Mr. Pink’s turned to the astoundingly bra-less world of porn and assessed the merits of teen Europorn extravaganza Teen Mega World and a trio of Brazzers’ most exciting sites: the three-way step-cest of Moms in Control, Big Wet Butts’ large moistened behinds, and the cruel and nasty lesbians of Hot and Mean. There’s more Brazzers sites going under review next week, too, so prepare yourselves for some of the boldest smut on the ‘net, under review right here at Mr. Pink’s.

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: Nubiles Network

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The coming together of previously separate entities is almost always an occasion to celebrate. Marriage, the forming of a new Van Halen-covering garage band, a corporate takeover of an ailing hospital system, are these not all unions worth commemorating? Ok, so some unions are clearly more exciting than others, the joining of legendarily porn site Nubiles.net with three other sites all geared towards celebrating the best young performers in porn, just in slightly different ways.

Nubiles Casting puts one fairly new pornstar in the opposite position to her own casting session: this time she’s the agent and, yes, she’ll make sure the auditioning hottie can convincingly fuck on camera. With the Holly Michaels and Mila Jade among those grabbing a camera, making some pretty private inquiries, and eventually coaching the girl through her very first sex scene, Nubiles Casting takes the porn audition niche a large step forward. Also pushing the boundaries is the risqué step-incest site Moms Teach Sex, which sees a mature pornstar (Bianca Breeze, India Summer et al) interrupting her step-daughter midway through the blowjob she’s clumsily giving her boyfriend. Impressed by the young stiff fellow now in her house and eager to impress a few tips and techniques upon her inexperienced step-daughter, the elder woman’s confidence, charisma, and stature makes Moms Teach Sex among the best in its niche. DriverXXX is a coercive car-sex site complete with hidden cameras and stupefied girls. Petite HD Porn takes the tiniest and most fetching models from the Nubiles family and shoots them in 1080p HD movies heavy on the POV shooting. Nubiles.net has been around for many years and has established itself a premiere exponent of youthful female nudity and sexual imagery – a delicate way of saying the girls are 18, 19, and supremely sexy. Rounding out the network is Nubiles Porn, a kind of all-inclusive site that sees a largely European cast enjoy all kinds of sex and solo pleasures and the recent addition of Petite Ballerinas Fucked.

Atmosphere plays a huge part in porn, an even larger part in erotica, and is proving crucial to the success of the Nubiles family. Nervous newbies and tense situations in Nubiles Casting and Moms Teach Sex sit side-by-side with deeply, gently romantic scenes that arguably show “lovemaking” and not fucking, and with videos delivered in beautiful HD movies shot with lots of POV and side-on angles to capture varied views of the sex. Nubiles has a great little network that’s only getting better and better with each passing month.

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