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Keiran Lee’s Million-Dollar Milestone

The US adult entertainment industry has always welcomed foreign talents whether proudly Italian like Rocco Sifreddi or indeterminately Asian like Alina Li. Viewers were shocked, however, when the what is arguably the world’s most popular and prominent adult vendor, Brazzers, put almost its entire operations behind the penis and sexual performance of one man, the man with the million-dollar dick, Keiran Lee. “Who is this curiously-accented cocksman, where did he come from, and why is he taking over Brazzers’ dick duties?” That was 2008. Now, a lot has changed and Mr. Lee is not only one of the most respected male performers in the business, he’s proving quite the superhuman addition to the Brazzers family. After signing an exclusive contract with the company around 2008 then sticking around to develop his directing skills, Lee has gone from fledgling stud to one of the most admired on-screen men in porn. Brazzers must be happy with the man’s work, too, since the studio has just celebrated his contribution with a 1000th scene gala event that sees Lee plow Nina Elle, Chanel Preston, and Jasmine Jae, who also regale audiences with anecdotes from their previous encounters with the the milestone man.

After Nina tells of a Keiran-broken fingernail that caused sudden blood gushes, Jasmine clues us into the man’s distaste for cotton balls and navel play, and Chanel admits she was “a cunt” when they first met but soon warmed to the ever-reliable stud, who she claims can perform more than capably under the most absurd conditions (110° heat, against a cactus, on a motorcycle etc), we tour through the cavalcade of characters Keiran’s played over the years before he steps onto set and meets his trio of favorite females. The ladies, in turn, have a surprise for him and bring out a string of eight open-mouthed ladies (Tiffany Doll, Dava Foxx, Mia Austin and some deft-tongued babes), some veterans and some newcomers, to all slobber on our boy’s head and show their appreciation for his solid work. And you, you can show your appreciation too – you know how.

Brazzers celebrates the 1000th scene of the studio’s top performer/director (with Nina Elle, Chanel Preston, Jasmine Jae) at Brazzers Extra. Mr. Keiran Lee of Derby, England, husband of Kristin Price and owner of the world’s most highly valued penis: This is Your ZZ Life!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 17th, 2015:

mrpinks This week saw Mr. Pink’s patented methods of pornographic analysis tried and tested on a handful of new porn sites. Fun Movies and Cosplay Babes continued our coverage of the Stiffia network, this time with insanely bawdy German amateurs and curvy British babes dressed (and fucked) as your favorite comic-book and sci-fi characters. Also on the agenda, Sin Drive’s wet-and-messy and hardcore-sex-party porn and the breathtaking lesbian encounters of Girlfriends Films. Next week there’ll be more Euro-porn, more filth-and-fucking, and of course more from Mr. Pink. Until then, fap fiends, keep your chins up and go check out Valentina Nappi’s awesome new feature release, Valentina’s Day over on our recent Mr. Pink’s Blog post.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 8th, 2015

mrpinks Pink here. Mr. Pink. And, boy, do I have some doozies for you this week as we check out another handful of the finest and fuckingest adult websites on the whole damn Internet! After last week’s dalliance with Dogfart, we took to another kind of race-baiting porn, this time at Border Patrol Sex, where foxy border-hoppers are caught and cocked in the dusty outdoors. Step1Models provided us with more amateur sluts than your average inner city nightclub and the Asian hardcore pair of Teen Thais and Japan HDV showed that there’s plenty left to discover throughout the Asian continent. Next week? Who knows what next week will bring!? Check in and find out where else our investigations take us, right here at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews.

Beating on a Budget! with Fetish Network

The high cost of producing hardcore fetish porn usually means that those producers must then charge viewers a little bit more to ensure they can stay in production. Whips, chains, leather clothing, rented dungeons, fluid shields for the camera, trauma counseling for the less experienced performers, and, of course, the hiring of talent brave and bold enough to be dropped naked into a dunk tank or strapped to a hobby horse and relentlessly pounded until there’s nothing left but a whimpering, drooling tangle of limbs and hair, these are all major expenses that most porn productions never encounter. Thankfully, there’s a hardcore fetish network that has decided enough is enough, high prices don’t get people into paying for porn, discounts do! Fetish Network, home to 44 exclusive websites dealing in various hardcore sexual antics, has slashed its entry fee from almost forty bucks and now asks you to pay just $19.95 for a month-long membership.

Fetish Network’s websites – Brutal Castings, Sexual Disgrace, My Kinky Diary, Strap-On Squad, Helpless Teens, Pain Freaks, Tokyo Slaves, Brainwashed Teens, Amateur Trampling, Glam Bitches, and Brutal Ball Busting among them – cover every conceivable BDSM sub-genre from abusive insult-laden handjobs to foot-focused female domination, from smoking fetishization to jerk-off instruction, and then some. (Teenage hitchhiker porn, anyone?) And, to top it all of, Fetish Network is free to browse. You won’t be able to view full videos or galleries, but you’ll sure as shit know whether or not this is a network for you before plonking down $19.95 and entertaining your most sordid fantasies.

THE MATH:
With the current $19.95-discount in place, Fetish Network, currently home to 44 exclusive websites, could be seen as charging just 45¢ for access to each of its sites. And, with 3,766 scenes filling the immense network archives (again, completely exclusive), your membership purchase boils down to just .5¢ (point-five-of-one-cent) per scene, a truly staggering rate if ever we’ve featured one. Obviously there’ll be plenty of readers not at all interested in watching Marsha May hypnotized into sucking dick, nor Montana Sky rope-tied and fucked senseless, but those with a penchant for pain or a boner of bondage will most certainly be very pleased this Fetish Network deal has come along.