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Viva la Chiva!

When online translation tools failed to give me a satisfactory English rendition of the phrase “chiva culiona” (the title of a Culioneros site) I turned to that last vestige of seemingly reliable knowledge: human contact. After calling a friend fluent in Spanish and conversational in Portuguese, I was still left with no translation. Could it be slang? Could it be a completely made up title that means essentially nothing? Nope, it just referred to public transportation.

The Chiva bus (also called Escalera [ladder] Bus) are brightly decorated artisan vehicles found in rural Colombia and Ecuador that transport residents around the towns and villages of the mountainous Andean region. Painted blue, yellow, and red like the national flags of the two countries that spawned them, these double-decker buses have remained an integral mode of transportation for the area, becoming a cultural icon in more recent years. (Hell, even Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz arrived at a New York Charlie’s Angels premiere atop a Chiva bus.) The unique structure of the Chiva bus allows for varying use: a roof rack supports luggage and goods, the usual absence of doors allows for quick boarding and alighting, and the intricate, hand-painted text and graphic designs give each bus a personal, communal touch rivaled in the United States by only one vehicle: the infamous Bang Bus.

It’s not just the elaborate hand-drawn designs and high occupancy that Chiva buses and the Bang Bus have in common: they’re both mobile porn studios that see the hottest, easiest women in Colombia and Florida, respectively, climb aboard to earn some money fucking random strangers. Chiva Culiona brings dozens of many-wheeled hardcore hookups your way in a distinctly Latin fashion, while the Bang Bus we all know and love keeps its wheels turning as it cruises around with an incredibly lucky guy or adventurous pornstar babe in tow for guaranteed adult entertainment gold.

Naughty America’s Video Evolution

A wave of changes have been taking place over at Naughty America, but they won’t necessarily have an impact the way you use the acclaimed, Mr. Pink-approved all-star porn network. Christmas-themed porn won’t be for everyone, remastered scenes might not impress you, and a non-network amateur site probably won’t have you rushing to sign up (not yet, anyway), but there’s one new Naughty America feature that’ll have every member’s jaw dropping.

Revamping its already strong streaming video player, Naughty America now features a decked-out viewing window loaded with features that were once much easier to miss. Streaming quality settings, download options, comments, ‘Favorites’ options, ratings, and the option to share a great NA scene with your pals on Facebook, Twitter, and Google Plus join the standard Trailer, Video, and Picture tabs to make Naughty America’s streams some of the most detailed oriented (pictorially and otherwise) on the ‘net.

Just another way in which it refuses to remain content with the status quo and continually evolves to increase your enjoyment of its award winning porn, Naughty America’s new streaming setup is a step above the rest.

The Naughtiest Everyday Americans

Naughty America has been producing some of this country’s best hardcore porn for more than ten years and has become known for consistently high production values, narrative scenes that couple a believable everyday scenario with the most scintillating sex conceivable. Although the producers, directors, and crews Naughty America has used throughout its existence have been integral to the company’s success, praise almost always falls on the performers, and rightfully so. The biggest names and most audacious men and women in porn have shot for Naughty America, often fitting in better on a site like My Friend’s Hot Mom or Naughty Bookworms than anywhere else. In the minds of some would-be members, though, there has been one crucial thing missing from Naughty America: true amateur talent. That’s all set to change now with the launch of Naughty Americans, a site devoted entirely to untested, unsigned everyday girls.

Following in the footsteps of Naughty America’s sole POV-shot site, Housewife 1 on 1, but taking a decidedly less professional approach, Naughty Americans is a new site unconnected to the main Naughty America network, and stands on its own, exposed to the world. Designed to mimic a news site and keeping with the tradition of Naughty America’s sexual parody of news media, Naughty Americans offers DIY-style POV-shot hardcore scenes that show girls you’ve never seen or heard of before fucking their boyfriends, husbands, and fuck buddies. Thankfully, the guys having their knobs polished saw fit to grab their iPhones or digital cameras and capture their latest conquest in HD, submitting it to Naughty Americans for publication; at least, that’s the official line.

As with most adult sites hosting supposedly leaked or stolen footage, Naughty Americans’ M. O. is a cover designed to give the impression of authentic amateurism without the risks – lawsuits, bad sex, unattractive women – involved in genuine DIY productions. Still, the site marks a new chapter in Naughty America’s evolution, joining Tonight’s Girlfriend, College Sugar Babes, MILF Sugar Babes, and Perfect Fucking Strangers as another site owned and operated by Naughty America, but not connected to the main network. As fans of the Sugar Babes sites anxiously await a network deal that’ll give them access to all four sites for one discounted price, all eyes will soon be turning to Naughty Americans to see if this new Naughty America venture stays true to the company’s motto “Nobody Does it Better”. They could be waiting a while, though, as the site is still quite new and only offers ten scenes.

Look for a full review of Naughty Americans soon at Mr. Pink’s.

Think You’re Kinky Enough?

Those groundbreaking, genre-defying, taboo-busting perverts at Kink.com are at it again, and this time they’re letting you partake in the fun and games! Offering fans the chance to conjure up the most sordid scenario then see it come to life as a Kink production, the acclaimed San Francisco-based fetish company wants to know what their fans want to see featured on the site and are calling for script submissions, up to ten of which may be produced and made available for all to see on one of Kink’s numerous BDSM sites.

If you’re considering entering the content, which will see winners receive screen credit, website access, and in one winner’s case, a $2,000 cash prize, you’ll have to adhere to Kink’s strict guidelines and rules of conduct that ensure the safety, physical and psychological, of their performers, but unless you were thinking of some really sexually bizarre shit, you’ll be fine. Winners will be chosen by a panel of Kink directors, who’ll be looking for creativity and originality, as well as shooting viability, so get writing, you fiends!

And if you find yourself needing a little inspiration or a rundown of Kink’s operations, there’s no better place to find them than in our recent feature article that saw Mr. Pink’s romp through Kink’s headquarters at the San Francisco Armory.