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Pink Pussy

You know what time it is? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks featured star is a 23 year-old Hungarian hottie that is featured in over 20 hardcore scenes on the DDF Prod Network. Let me introduce you to Pink Pussy.

Pink Pussy combines two of my favorite things, the color pink and pussy. And while our favorite outer-space jizz-box jockey Captain James T. Kirk may have had an intergalactic hard-on for Green Pussy, most earthbound men still prefer Pink Pussy over Space Pussy.

Simply stated, nothing beats Pink Pussy!

Faceless, Namelss, Shameless

No Faces Reality Kings Reality Kings – the network that brought you MILF Hunter, Round and Brown, and Big Naturals – comes a unique and intriguing take on the reality-porn staple sub-genre most folks identify as ‘amateur GFs sextapes’. Called No Faces, this very new and very small section of Reality Kings isn’t yet listed on the network tour and join pages and can only be found inside the members area. “What’s the deal,” I hear you wondering. Well, No Faces claims to give genuine amateurs the chance to shoot their own porn, show it to the world, and still run for elected office if they so choose thanks to craftily retaining their anonymity. How can this be? Are we really expected to beat off to faceless women? Who knows, perhaps this will work out beautifully in action, if not theory. Are these girls with obscured faces – t-shirts, camera angles, and crafty editing keep the identities of the performers a secret – actually genuine amateurs who heeded RK’s call for submissions or are they pornstars branching out into avant-garde art-porn or merely making a few extra bucks on a site they otherwise wouldn’t be fit for?

Judging from these comments found on No Face’s two existing scenes, the jury’s still out on this latest RK effort.

No Faces Reality Kings comments

Asa Akira’s Analsex August

Everyone’s favorite Asian-American multi-AVN winner, Asa Akira, posted on her Twitter page at the beginning of the month that simply said “It’s here! It’s here! Analsex August. Day one.” With her recent progression into extremely hardcore assfucking scenes and double-penetrations, one has to wonder just where this particular human fucking machine can go next.

Subsequent tweets from Asa spoke of “Analsex on Saturdays”, “Humancentipeding”, being “open for business”, and declared that “double anal is the new anal!” Geez, talk about throwing yourself into your work! Those still left wondering whether Asa’s marking a new, far more hardcore chapter in her career or just enjoying her last few bouts of pre-marital sex with her new fiancee, Rocco Reed, need only to turn to this preview of Elegant Angel’s Superstar September, which proudly boasts headline titles from Asa and her fellow pro-fuckers Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kelly Divine, with every one of these incredible performers breaking new ground. None, of course, go as far as Asa. Her “Analsex August” simply must be a month-long shoot for EA and we can expect to see her pop both her double-vaginal and double-anal cherries in the highly anticipated Asa Akira is Insatiable 2.

Before Brazzers

You now know them as Juelz Ventura, Jessica Jaymes, and Phoenix Marie, but these delightful pornstar women once went by very different names and had very different appearances. Brazzers recently uncovered as part of their Before They Were Pornstars articles photos of these three cum-guzzling pornstars before they were sexual superstars in the world of hardcore pornography. Man, what a difference a few years (and a couple of saline sacks) can make!

In her High School days, a young Phoenix Marie was on the wrestling team and, while we don’t know exactly how good a wrestler she was, the training must certainly have equipped her for all the incredible anal pile-drivers, reverse cowgirl creampies, and ankle-earring enemas she’d perform after adopting her porno moniker. If only some conscientious studio would rope Ms. Marie into tumbling on the floor with another athletic pornstar, leotards, protective head-wear and all.

Juelz Ventura, now known for her hard rockin’ style – tattoos, piercings, jet black hair, and amped-up tatties – was once an apparently innocent blonde with a sunny disposition; kinda like an Orange County version of pre-Twilight Kristen Stewart, only much, much hotter. It’s hard to imagine such a sweet-looking girl would soon be getting gleefully stretched out by the likes of Shane Diesel, but there it is!

Before wreaking havoc on her male co-stars in some of the most blistering porn scenes in recent memory, Jessica Jaymes was causing mayhem of a very different kind in a very, very different environment: the New Mexico Military Academy. Even going so far as to go AWOL for some troublemaking down in Juraez, Mexico, the future Ms. Jaymes didn’t seem to fit army life and received more than her fair share of demerits, including a record number of marching tours for bad behavior. (That explains how her derrière came to be in such great shape, I guess.)

As Brazzers dig deeper and deeper into the former lives of your favorite pornstars, Mr. Pink’s can only imagine what they might uncover about such ZZ luminaries as Lisa Ann, Nikki Benz, Shyla Stylez, and Sienna West. Lemme guess, they had smaller tits?