Holy crap, folks, it’s February and you know what that means, less than two weeks left until Valentine’s Day. Until the love hearts start flooding out social media feeds and frustrating the sexually and romantically unsatisfied even more, porn is here to keep you hard and happy. Mr. Pink’s this week takes a look at the colorful 41-site epic network that is Team Skeet, a haven of HD porno frivolity everyone should be at least a little familiar with. Bad MILFs, a site on that very same network, caters to fans of mature pornstars, step-cest and generation bridging sex between older women and young couples. Next week’s looking like another trio of killer carnal vendors will go under assessment but, until then, keep it Pink!
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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 27th, 2019
Some weeks at Mr. Pink’s we find ourselves assessing two sites so similar they might as well merge. This week, however, is not one of those weeks. First off the rank, Nakety offered elegant softcore tease and nude photo galleries with stunning young European models. Gaining momentum with some truly gorgeous pictorials, Nakety is a softcore erotic endeavor worth a closer look. On the total opposite end of the porno spectrum, Blacked Raw delivers a scorching hot upgrade to Greg Lansky’s acclaimed interracial sex success, Blacked, shooting pornstar goddesses in raunchy hotel romps set against an LA nightlife backdrop. In HD and 4K, Blacked Raw is, simply put, fucking amazing IR smut. On the blog this week we look at the return of Teanna Trump, who recently made her debuts at two Lansky sites and was just crowned Vixen’s Angel of the Year after serving time for a bullshit pot bust. Wow, what a week! Mosey on back next week for another dose of porno wisdom from your ol’ pal Pink!
Teanna Trumps!
For some porn fans, the return of Teanna Trump is an absolute godsend. No offense to the current crop of impressive porn newbies, but nobody quite like Ms. Trump has been filling our screens with athletic sexual prowess since her hiatus began over two years ago. Marking her comeback with a pair of scenes for Greg Lansky’s Vixen and Blacked, Teanna is simply glowing in her 4K debuts.
Vixen was the first to share Trump’s return in a frenetic scene with Mick Blue that includes plenty of glorious cowgirl riding shots taken in Lansky’s glammy, glistening style. One Vixen member was so taken with the intensity of Trump’s performance they claimed to not “make it though the blowjob” – perfectly understandable but man, I hope they weren’t a major ass fan! Making her Blacked debut in a scene entitled ‘Welcome Back’, Teanna pairs with Vicki Chase to slobber and slave away at the generous appendage of one Jax Slayher. And slay them is exactly what Jax does, plowing away until both women are not just giddy from sharing such great dick, but hungry for more.
One particular notable element of this awesome pair of updates is Blacked’s ‘Welcome Back’ photo gallery. Not only does it feature many excellent tease shots of both Trump and Chase – possibly the two most “1%” of all pornstar names – but there’s even a handful of shots placing both women in close proximity not only to slick-as-fuck Mercedes Benz but a god damn flamethrower that returning stunner Teanna Trump wields with suspicious confidence!
If this is how Teanna Trump is starting off the second phase of her porn career, we’re in for one hell of a wild show. Greg Lansky sure seems to think so, having just named Trump Vixen’s Angel of the Year. It’s starting to look like 2019 could be the year of another, infinitely more fuckable Trump!
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 22nd, 2019
It’s an all Lansky week here at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews as we take a look at the acclaimed maestro and his trio of flagship online HD fuckfests. The rich, vivid interracial pairings and groups of Blacked showcase today’s white girls and their unrepentant lust for dark dick. Tushy’s ass-opening anal sex delivered epic butt-stretching hardcore that many fans have been simply aching for. Vixen, the titular site of booming (if only slightly interconnected) Vixen Media Group network. kept things less controversial but no less salacious, shooting gorgeous scenes of hardcore romance. On the blog this week we’re taking a nice, long look at the breakout amateurs of NetVideoGirls and their newfound mainstream success. So come by, say “hi” to Kendra Spade and her pals, and return here next week for more insightful assessments of adventurous sexual entertainment.