Lanky’s 2018: Already Gold

When an adult director wins the much-coveted AVN Award for Director of the Year – Body of Work three years running, the only person in history to do so, that director deserves a little pat on the back from a trusted chronicler of porno tos-and-fros like yours truly! Greg Lansky, your time under the Pink-O-Scope starts now!

Blacked

So far this year, Lansky’s Blacked, Tushy, and Vixen sites have already delivered a barrage of stunning sexual encounters. Vixen, the more modest of the three, started the year off with a three-way bang that saw Xander Corvus tag-teamed by Ariana Marie and Sofi Ryan. And from there, it just got hotter: Alina Lopez, raven-haired Sadie Blake, Kendra Sunderland, and curvaceous Asian babe Jade Kush (one of Mr. Pink’s favorite newbies) all brought their A-games in one-on-one scenes while Riley Reid paired with Ana Foxxx, and Khloe Kapri with Alex Grey for two incredible FFM threesomes – all within two months!

Many eyes are no doubt trained on Tushy to see whose delectable assholes will be opened and entered in 2018 and, thus far, the already legendary site is shaping up for a banner year. Anal experts Lena Paul and Sarah Vandella doubled-up on Christian Clay early in January, Moka Mora and Luna Star took Kyle Mason everywhere in early Feb, and, just three days ago, Lana Rhoades and Jade Nile let Markus Dupree fill their holes in a marriage-expanding trio. The other kind of trio, the two-dicked kind, took care of DP-ing Avi Love and Haley Reed while standard anal sessions with gorgeous Russian-American Elena Koshka, thick-assed Kelsi Monroe, and some brand new blonde spinners filled out Tushy’s first two months.

Anyone keeping tabs on the least-known Lansky endeavor, Baeb (formerly known as Baebz), should note that nothing new has been added there since Abigail Mac stopped by last November, but there’s likely a very good reason for that. Blacked, arguably Lansky’s most controversial (or at least ballyhooed by fanboys) site, has doled out some serious size queens already. But there’s another Lansky-directed venture just gathering steam and sending the ‘net into a tizzy. As Lansky teased on Twitter back in October ’17, “@blackedraw is all I can say now.” Similarly, for the sake of brevity – and to give you a chance to digest the massive dose of beautifully-shot pornography detailed above – we’ll save Lansky’s interracial efforts for next week’s blog. Until then, here’s a taste…

Blacked review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 23rd, 2018

After the tsunami of commercially-compromised displays of affection we all endured last week, this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews is relatively straightforward with in-depth looks at two sites both standouts in their fields. Virtual Taboo may not have the archive or the naturalism of some other VR efforts but its Euro babes definitely know how to work a dick POV, 180°, and in 3D, too. Porn Fidelity, on the other hand, deals in realistic, intimate smut just as often as it does high-concept fantasy porn. Good thing, then, that whether it’s Ryan Madison or another dude in control, the fucking is not only incredible, it’s in stunning 4K video, too! On the blog this week we’re congratulating this year’s AVN King, Markus Dupree, and his award-winning, legacy-cementing contributions to our beloved world of porn. Until next week, cheers Markus, readers, and don’t get languid, ya dig?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 16th, 2018

mrpinksAlright, folks. I’m gonna level with ya. James Deen: not a big fan of the man. That said, this week Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews took a look at his self-titled website and, fuck it, it’s impressive. A parade of porno starlets and wannabes run towards Deen’s dick and work it lustily in HD for your viewing pleasure. What’s not to like? (Oh, right…) On the other hand, FILF, another new step-family-fucking bonanza, looked great on the outside but was extremely troublesome inside. Sure, the HD streams of top-notch starlets fucking their “brothers” and “daddies” are great; they’re being hard to find really isn’t. Our blog subject this week detailed some more step-cest (and hot-wifing) action, this time with a Valentine’s Day theme. And, on that note, all of us at Mr. Pink’s hope your V-day was as enjoyable and eventful as can be. Join us next week for more from the ever-so-wide world of porn, as seen by Mr. Pink!

V is for Valentine (and Vagina)

My Slutty Valenitne

It’s here, folks… The big one! The one day of the calendar year on which you’re expected to go above and beyond to demonstrate the affection and love you feel for that special someone in your life. Roses, chocolates, or a candlelit dinner can tick the boxes of some more traditional women, but those with modern tastes may find such traditional tropes a bit stale by this stage. Whatever our male readers end up doing to woo their favorite filly, perhaps those ladies (and gents) among our audience who’ll be thinking of the sexually frustrated guy in their life will find the following guide to Valentine’s Day most helpful. Detailing the ins and outs of porn’s hottest V-day scenes along with the best discount offers going this week, this could very well help you have a Valentine’s to really remember!

Should your fella or lady have a known fondness for taboo step-cest or faux-cest smut, it really is their year this year. Nubiles Porn, home to a number of family-fucking sites, this year brings us Dani Jensen seduced by her stood-up stepson at Moms Teach Sex, red-bow-wrapped Tara Ashley asking her step-bro to take her anal virginity at My Family Pies, and Elsa Jean accepting a messy, creamy Valentine from her step-bro at Bratty Sis. Currently promoting a Valentine’s Day discount on monthly and yearly memberships, the Nubiles Porn empire immerses you in sordid taboo hookups aplenty.

Adding another trendy taboo element to the Valentine’s porn spree this year is Brazzers, who roped in the always enthusiastic Britney Amber for a two-partner detailing the Groundhog Day that is the cheating wife’s February 14th. Reliving the day her husband interrupted her tryst and demanded divorce twice over, Britney is faced with tough decisions: try to get her kicks again or remain faithful. Throwing down with Jax Slayher in Part 1 and giving Xander Corvus her ass in Part 2, this insatiable wife risks it all for lust. And, offering fans a 30% V-day discount on memberships, Brazzers makes a fine treat for the less romantic, more carnal part in us all.

Brazzers review