Served steaming hot on your amply-proportioned big plate of Pink this week we’ve got a trio of freshly baked porn reviews with all the trimmings! Hot from his success with the visually stunning 5KPorn, Ryan Madison goes back to his teen-fucking roots with 5KTeens, which is loaded with grand 5K sex with plenty of creamy internal endings. Somewhere in Prague, a Shady Producer is scouting couples to shoot a sex tape for money. Once in his studio, however, he’s got more on his mind than just filming. In HD videos, Shady Producer shows what these supposedly amateur couples do with this wild proposition. True Amateur Models also follows everyday folks, only there’s no boys this time, just genuine homegrown girls in galleries galore. Throw in some handjob and blowjob vids and you’ve got the long running True Amateur Models in a nutshell. Next week’s looking just as eclectic here at Mr. Pink’s, so be sure to roll on back for another triple dose of the best and brightest sites in porn today.
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Brazzers’ Surreal Dolls
Realistic sex dolls are getting a virtual ton of attention lately, from comedian Whitney Cummings’s hilarious experiments with self replication to sex doll brothels being denied licensing all across the USA. Brazzers, porn’s reigning champs of outlandish hardcore frivolity, is even getting in on the action… in a sense. Victoria June and Sybil Stallone might have impossibly curvy figures usually found on cartoon super heroines and blow-up party gags, and Brazzers might have cast them as human dolls in two epic and outrageous recent scenes, but they’re entirely flesh and blood (and maybe a saline sac or two).
Brooklyn born Latina stunner Victoria June makes her sixth Brazzers appearance in All Dolled Up: The Birthday Present, where she arrives in a cardboard and plastic box that’s as lifeless as she is. A Snow Bunny sex doll ordered by recently returned Brazzers stud Scott Nails, Victoria is dressed in a ski suit, mittens, and a snow visor, all prepped for winter. As it turns out, the doll, bought by ol’ Scotty’s wife for her over-sexed nephew, has too much power of this frustrated husband. A little weirded out but way too turned on to resist, he opens the box and starts her up for what is a fun and cartoonish fuck with some great POV sections. Remembering another Brazzers scene with a similar concept crossing my screen in recent month, I dug a little deeper to see how far Brazzers sex doll obsession goes.
Just four days before Victoria June busted out of her commercial cage, Brazzers was unveiling another impossibly stacked and stunning human sex doll to its fans. Sybil Stallone, returning for her ninth Brazzers episode, brings her epic Brazilian figure to Brazzers Exxtra in Free For All Fuck. A gift for Tyler Nixon from his vag-only wife, Sybil also arrives in neat, colorful packaging. To ease Tyler’s trepidation (and clearly to enjoy herself too), his wife sticks around and enjoys the show as her husband finally gets to slide into that final forbidden hole. Some might name other pornstars as their dream three-hole doll but Sybill Stallone does an awesome job here, playing the doe-eyed sub perfectly.
The whole “sex doll in box” introduction featuring a noteworthy pornstar isn’t exactly new, though. Brazzers has quite a history of dealing in this scenario. Clearly jumping on the sex doll trend early, the infamous ZZ has at least another four human doll hookups starring the perfectly cast likes of Olivia Austin, Alicia Amira, and the duo of Nicolette Shea and Vivian Azure. The earliest such scenario sees Luna Star play the patented Brazzers Sex Doll: Nurse Edition and indulge plenty of horny homecare fantasies. What all these women have in common – impossibly perfect “pornstar” curves, bright eyes, and luscious DSLs – is also a fairly common trait of the complete Brazzers female cast. Whether you’re after a basic bimbo style or the full boxed-and-shrink-wrapped limited variant edition fully posable, fully fuckable, easily cleanable, not-at-all-discreet human sex doll porn experience, Brazzers is undoubtedly the place to be.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 30th, 2019
Every now and then a single company will pop up and command a week’s worth of attention from your favorite porno reviewer. This week at Mr. Pink’s we’re all about Let’s Doe It and fellow company efforts Trans Bella, Amateur Euro, and For Bondage, each offering a unique take on its chosen porn niche. All sites offer multiple strains of 1080p HD smut and, combined, make for a compelling overview of where porn stands today. The kinky, the romantic, the cartoonish, and the coercive all make their way onto Let’s Doe It. Now discounted to $19.95, a month inside this deep porn archive is a damn good deal. Next week at Mr. Pink’s we’ll be diving dick-first into some other epic online porn vendor so be sure to snap back here for all the details on your new favorite digital fap-house!
Korina Kova & KsuColt Go To Market
Two of porn’s most visited and most acclaimed online vendors, Evil Angel and Adult Time, both welcomed in recent months showcase contributions from one of two fan favorite independent producers, one Canadian and one Russian, one a slim anal freak and the other a mega-busty creative powerhouse. A clear indication that the indie porn and mainstream porn worlds will continue to blend and blur until we’re all swimming in one giant ocean of easily accessible smut, the arrival of Ksu Colt to Evil Angel and Korina Kova to AdultTime should be sending you, dear reader, off to explore. Those names mean nothing to you? Oh well then, allow me to fill in some blanks.
Russian adult model and cam performer, Ksu Colt, is a slim blonde deviant with a penchant for shoving giant dildos into her various holes. With four scenes (and galleries) online at Evil Angel site Anal Acrobats, all involving toys of imposing size worked into her tiniest, tightest holes (sometimes two at a time), Ksu Colt cements her expansion into the (relatively) mainstream porn world. No longer only to be seen at her ManyVids store, Ksu Colt seems intent on opening her asshole for pro directors and studios, making her a perfect fit for Evil Angel’s Proxy Paige and her line of highly deviant anal exploration epics.
Physically almost the complete opposite of Ms. Colt, uber-curvy Canadian goddess and clip creator Korina Kova recently added an AdultTime channel devoted to her truly remarkable take on fantasy porn to the already numerous outlets where she can be seen. Dressing her astounding hourglass body in cosplay outfits, fetish wear, and even a Native American headdress, Korina plays a different role in each of her films. And, yes, “films” does seem like the right word. These aren’t your average solo girl efforts, folks. These are expertly directed short films of a hugely erotic nature, yes, but they’re filled with awesome special effects, make up and costuming, fantasy rich concepts and characters, and, in what has now become her signature move, dildos that erupt all over Korina’s marvelous chest and gorgeous face. Playing an “Egyptian Cum Goddess” who needs the seed of multiple man servants to survive one week, a robotically engineered mom prone to fits of sexual servitude the next, Korina Kova is one of the boldest and most original new voices in porn. (Just check out how she responds to haters commenting on her updates!)
It’ll be exciting to see just how far indie sensations like Ksu Colt and Korina Kova end up merging with the mainstream. Will we soon be seeing them in proper hardcore encounters for major studios? Unlikely but with such amazing smut coming straight from these indie porn wunderkinds themselves, who could ask for anything more?