Realistic sex dolls are getting a virtual ton of attention lately, from comedian Whitney Cummings’s hilarious experiments with self replication to sex doll brothels being denied licensing all across the USA. Brazzers, porn’s reigning champs of outlandish hardcore frivolity, is even getting in on the action… in a sense. Victoria June and Sybil Stallone might have impossibly curvy figures usually found on cartoon super heroines and blow-up party gags, and Brazzers might have cast them as human dolls in two epic and outrageous recent scenes, but they’re entirely flesh and blood (and maybe a saline sac or two).
Brooklyn born Latina stunner Victoria June makes her sixth Brazzers appearance in All Dolled Up: The Birthday Present, where she arrives in a cardboard and plastic box that’s as lifeless as she is. A Snow Bunny sex doll ordered by recently returned Brazzers stud Scott Nails, Victoria is dressed in a ski suit, mittens, and a snow visor, all prepped for winter. As it turns out, the doll, bought by ol’ Scotty’s wife for her over-sexed nephew, has too much power of this frustrated husband. A little weirded out but way too turned on to resist, he opens the box and starts her up for what is a fun and cartoonish fuck with some great POV sections. Remembering another Brazzers scene with a similar concept crossing my screen in recent month, I dug a little deeper to see how far Brazzers sex doll obsession goes.
Just four days before Victoria June busted out of her commercial cage, Brazzers was unveiling another impossibly stacked and stunning human sex doll to its fans. Sybil Stallone, returning for her ninth Brazzers episode, brings her epic Brazilian figure to Brazzers Exxtra in Free For All Fuck. A gift for Tyler Nixon from his vag-only wife, Sybil also arrives in neat, colorful packaging. To ease Tyler’s trepidation (and clearly to enjoy herself too), his wife sticks around and enjoys the show as her husband finally gets to slide into that final forbidden hole. Some might name other pornstars as their dream three-hole doll but Sybill Stallone does an awesome job here, playing the doe-eyed sub perfectly.
The whole “sex doll in box” introduction featuring a noteworthy pornstar isn’t exactly new, though. Brazzers has quite a history of dealing in this scenario. Clearly jumping on the sex doll trend early, the infamous ZZ has at least another four human doll hookups starring the perfectly cast likes of Olivia Austin, Alicia Amira, and the duo of Nicolette Shea and Vivian Azure. The earliest such scenario sees Luna Star play the patented Brazzers Sex Doll: Nurse Edition and indulge plenty of horny homecare fantasies. What all these women have in common – impossibly perfect “pornstar” curves, bright eyes, and luscious DSLs – is also a fairly common trait of the complete Brazzers female cast. Whether you’re after a basic bimbo style or the full boxed-and-shrink-wrapped limited variant edition fully posable, fully fuckable, easily cleanable, not-at-all-discreet human sex doll porn experience, Brazzers is undoubtedly the place to be.