Tag: Porn

Possible Porno Auteurs

For all Hollywood’s financial, technological, and artistic success, no mainstream (or even indie) filmmaker has used any part of the Hollywood system to produce and distribute an explicit pornographic movie. Sure, a few directors have included unsimulated sex in their films specifically to arouse their audiences sexually, as opposed to intellectually or emotionally (see Vincent Gallo’s The Brown Bunny or Larry Clark’s Ken Park), but where is that genre-breaking, convention-destroying hardcore sex movie Hollywood radicals have been promising for decades?

In order to encourage the more adventurous auteurs out there, I decided to come up with a short list of filmmakers I’d love to see tackle a narrative movie with explicit sex aimed at fairly mainstream audiences. Some choices might seem a little out there, but so are some of the directors’ oeuvres.

Steven Soderbergh:

While the Traffic and Oceans 11 director has announced he’ll be retiring after his current projects are finished, it’d be great if he could squeeze a hardcore porn flick out, too. Why? His upcoming Magic Mike stars Channing Tatum as a male stripper

Lars Von Trier:

Ok, so he refuses to visit America and hates the Hollywood system, but since he’s cast some of our greatest contemporary actors, let’s give the Danish enfant terrible a pass. He did, after all, includ a few brief glimpses of actual penetration in 2009’s Antichrist, but the bodies didn’t belong to actors Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe. Next time, Lars, why not go all out and have, say, Alexander Skarsgård present Christina Hendricks with a pearl necklace, porno style?

Steven Spielberg:

Everyone loves Spielberg, right? The guy made E.T. and Schindler’s List, for chrissakes! Doesn’t that prove he’s an unquestionable genius of the cinematic arts? Given his cache and cred, instead of wading in tear-jerking territory with his most recent efforts, why doesn’t Hollywood’s most powerful auteur put his weight behind something truly revolutionary? What’s that? He already has?

Hung like a War Horse

Well, color me impressed.

Asa’s Second South Beach Pickup

Asa Akira Bang BusAfter regaling you, dear reader, with the details of Asa Akira’s first Bang Bus conquest, all me another brief moment to tell you all about her second. No, she’s not back for another visit to Miami; she fucked three dudes in one trip! The first, as I’m sure you’ll recall, not only managed to get hard and stay hard for the duration of his time with the multiple AVN-winning Japanese-American hottie, but managed to make a very strong impression on both Asa, who clearly wanted to snuggle after the sex, and on whoever the new guy taking over from former Bang Bus helmer Preston Parker is; such a great impression the guy was even offered a job! How could Asa follow up such a stellar selection and would this next guy manage to make her cum, too?

After a few more minutes of cruising the South Beach area, Asa and the Bang Bus crew sidled up to a beachside reserve and Asa jumped out, ran up to, and promptly enticed to the graffiti-laden inside of the Bus a guy so nerdy even the usually very polite Ms. Akira made a joke or two at the expense of his apparent addiction to Angry Birds. Once aboard the bus, this new dude – let’s call him Shades; watch the scene and you’ll see why – seemed pleased as punch to be sitting next to a pornstar whose work he knew and enjoyed, but he seemed reluctant to make the first move. Leave that to Asa!

After some rather romantic making out – aww, ain’t lil’ Asa just an ol’ softie? – they get down to business and, while this newest cock wrangler might not be as impressively skilled as his predecessor, he nevertheless manages to pound that pus’ quite well from behind before unloading on Asa’s finely-formed ass. Sure, this guy didn’t manage to make her cum, but he still put in a more capable performance than Herr Director predicted; as he remarked to Asa after the pop, “I think it’s you.” No shit, dude. No shit.

Can you imagine being the third guy pulled into a dirty white van and given a chance to fuck one of the two or three greatest adult performers currently working? What if you couldn’t get it up? What if you could, you know, feel that you’re not the first or even the second guy to be inside this insanely hot and insatiably horny women? Would you give up you spot in line or stick around and make the most of the situation just for the chance to hang out on the fucking BANG BUS with fucking ASA AKIRA?

The last guy, well, let’s see what he goes through in the last of this three-part wrap-up of the only Bang Bus scene this reviewer has ever, ever watched from boring-ass beginning to messy, messy end. Next time, fellas. Next time.

Asa Akira Fucks South Beach (Part One)

When a site has been in operation as long as the infamous Bang Bus, flagship site of the Bang Bros network, it must be hard to keep things exciting. Sure, you grab your driver and cruise around Miami’s South Beach looking for girls who’ll fuck before they’ll shake hands, but even fucking an endless stream of allegedly randomly selected young hotties gets tired after a while. Hell, even the Bang Bus episodes that switch things up and put a genuine pornstar babe in the proverbial navigators seat can get a little samey after a while. So what do you do when you’re a Bang Bro on the Bang Bus who’s finding that things just aren’t as thrilling as they once were? Why, bring in Asa Akira, of course!

 

One of the porn industry’s most adventurous performers, notable names, and bankable hardcore stars, Japanese-American fuck-bunny Asa Akira took a seat in the back of that legendary white van a while back and this week saw the induction of her inaugural jaunt ’round South Beach in search of everyday guys who can get it up and fulfill her rampant sexual desire on camera. The scene in question, simply titled “Asa Akira Rides the Bang Bus!“, hit the network homepage on Wednesday and has already been viewed some 48,000 times. A staggering feat, to be sure, but not quite as impressive as Asa’s activities in the scene itself. Speaking of…

From the moment she is picked up by whoever has replaced ex-gay-for-pay performer, Facial Fest head honcho, and former Bang Bus boss, Preston Parker, Asa shows how deep her sluttiness runs by whipping out her tits and flashing her ass, even before she has managed to amble aboard. Taking to the streets and fending off advances from her camera-wielding host, this multiple AVN Award winner soon finds her first conquest.

The lucky guy Asa picks up quickly agrees to be the first to pound her pussy behind the tinted windows of the Bang Bus and, boy, he does a damn good job, too! After a little prompting from their host, Asa and her new found friend start passionately, slowly making out and keep at it for quite a while. As soon as she pulls his cock out, though, things get much more explicit. As any fan of Ms. Akira knows, she can suck and fuck like nobody else on Earth and she proves that here by giving this lucky bastard the ride of his life. Sweating it out together behind the fogged windows of the overheating van, Asa even comes as her partner pushes his cock deeper and deeper inside her cleanly shaven cunt. After spending a few minutes snuggling, and after she compliments this able bodied young chap on his fantastic sexual technique, and after Mr. Bang Bus makes sure to get the guys number for a future casting opportunity, the team unloads their cargo and goes in search of another guy who’ll try to get Asa and himself off.

Yeah, that’s right, folks, this is only the first encounter Asa enjoyed during her first Bang Bus ride. The others? Well they’re a tale for another blog. Until next time, check out this tantalizing image torn from Ms. Akira’s virgin Bang Bus venture and tell me you’re not booking a flight to Miami right fucking now!

Asa Akira Bang Bus

Big Daddy Brings the Boys Out!

Big DaddyLately many top-notch Internet-based porn companies have been injecting their profits and savings into some rather exciting new ventures. Naughty America launched College Sugar Babes, Tonight’s Girlfriend, and MILF Sugar Babes and Evil Angel is putting ample time, energy, talent, and money into Voracious, an exclusive online feature directed by John Stagliano. When it comes to porn that swings the other way, however, there seems to be fairly little going on. Gay hardcore is, after all, an unfairly mistreated niche and this kind of neglect is usually par for the course. The only apparent exception to this unfortunate rule is Big Daddy, a network pimping itself as holding the “best gay porn in the world.” Oh yeah?

Big Daddy’s websites cover a ton of sub-genres, from scenes starting out as deep tissue massages to dishing out blowjobs on the 22 Local city bus route while other passengers stare ahead into the eternal void. Everything is hardcore as can be and will no doubt delight lovers of the male physical form, especially when the High Definition 720p video formats are viewed full-screen and the stellar views they provide start inducing salivation. The individual Big Daddy websites, though…? What are they all about? Hell, let’s find out!

Bareback Attack takes those stifling latex penis-sheaths and ditches them for the most completely naked assfucking you’ll find here at Big Daddy. Butter Loads is all about serving up the creamiest, juiciest facial deposits after a backroom interview with a prospective new performer. It’s amateur hour over at ExBF, the Big Daddy site that collects “the hottest pics to show off everyone’s boyfriend.” Ever ridden a dirty, sparsely populated city bus and felt like having your dick sucked by a hunky top guy? Project City Bus is for you then. Urban Invasion is one of the network’s racially oriented endeavors, this time thrusting “minorities” allegedly fuck like bunny rabbits; just don’t alert La Migra. For porn fans who need as much dick as possible in their smut, Sausage Party heats things up with a handful of male strippers and a large gathering of celebrating fellas looking for a really good, really memorable evening out partying! Think you’ve seen female pornstars take big dick? Well, those sluts have got nothing on the gaped-open bottoms who take on the thickest, longest black trouser-snakes in porn at It’s Gonna Hurt. Unglory hole has a woman and a male sausage-smoker hitting up local glory holes to fool straight dudes into having their loads sucked out by bona fide homos! Thug Hunter hits the ‘hood in search of studly brothers, getting his whiteboy fill of man-meat. Out in Public takes public exhibitionism to all new heights. Even Rub Him, which operates under the ‘massage porn’ umbrella, makes a very strong impression, thanks largely to the 720p HD videos available on all sites that here show the taut, toned masculine form in the finest possible fashion.

Now, don’t all those sites sound like winners? Well, what if I told you that most of these sites also update once-a-week and have ever-growing archives of high-res photos and awesome HD videos that look utterly fantastic, as good as the best A/V offerings from Bang Bros, the open and affirming pater familias of Big Daddy. Come on, gents. Tell me Big Daddy doesn’t sound like the rugged, masculine all-homo hardcore extravaganza for you, I dare ya!