Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 56

Kayla Kayden Loves Boys

Appearing first as Lacy Spice in a Playboy pictorial and masturbating at Twistys before adopting the much pornier moniker Kayla Kayden and entertaining fans live via MyFreeCams, there’s a blonde Italian-American tearing up the hetero porn world of late and earning comparisons to the legendary Jenna Jameson. And, naturally for any big-breasted blonde with boundless enthusiasm for large dick, Kayla has made her B/G debut under the direction of the masters of bimbo-styled pornstar worship, Brazzers. More specifically, she steams up the screen at the (in this case) extremely appropriately titled Baby Got Boobs!

Brazzers’ newly adopted use of 60fps slow-motion footage might not be the best way to showcase such immoveable artificial boobage, making them look a little like cement orbs attached to a waving flag, but Kayla otherwise looks a treat, swanning around under the hot Californian sun and slathering her 32DD-25-34 frame with one of those unlabeled, possibly homemade bottles of lube before inviting Kieran Lee to apply his handiwork. Soaking up the rays poolside, the pair make the most of the opportunity – Kayla seems especially enthusiastic and is very vocal about it – and end with one of those half-in, half-out creampies that leave a very visible mess. Good thing the pool (which the housesitting Mr. Lee was instructed not to use) is warm and inviting and perfect for a swift cleanup.

Unlike those pornstars who’ve pledged themselves to Brazzers via long-term exclusive performance contracts, Kayla Kayden is keeping her options open and enjoying her newly hetero couplings, having already shot for Brazzers’ Big Tits at School with Jessy Jones, a Digital Playground Raw Cuts video with Ramon Nomar, and taking on Danny D for another as-yet-unnamed Brazzers site. Clearly, this stacked, sweet-voiced blonde is heading for porno superstardom, so why not get in on the ground floor and enjoy every moment of Kayla Kayden’s rise to the top?

Win Yourself an AVN Experience to Remember!

So you think you’ve got what it takes to shoot the shit with porn’s most dazzling personalities while maintaining an entertaining and professional manner? And you think you’ll be able to withstand the glitz and glamor of the 2015 AVN Awards, focusing on the task at hand even if that task is interviewing performers, directors, producers, and presenters? Well, my friend, you’ll now have your shot – or, you’ll have your shot at getting your shot, at least – thanks to the good folks at Adult DVD Empire.

Offering one porn fan the chance to be their official AVN correspondent this coming January at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Adult DVD Empire is asking wannabe porn reporters to shoot a brief YouTube video that proves to judges why you’re a worthy recipient of such a distinguished honor. Oh, and Bonnie Rotten tells you the basics of the competition in a cheap, fast, and flashy video (seen below). The winner, and there can be only one, will receive airfare from anywhere in the continental United States to Las Vegas and hotel accommodation for three nights so you can take in every moment of the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards, both which you’ll naturally also win passes to. You’ll probably get a lanyard, too. (People still think lanyards are awesome, right?)

If you’re so inclined, dear reader, I’d suggest boning up on your comedic timing and witty repartee, and perhaps throwing some slickness into your video presentation, ’cause there’s bound to be plenty of self-described awesomely funny folks who’ll do almost anything to meet and greet pornstar babes galore, giving you some stiff competition. How are you going to stand out? What will you do to be granted use of a camera, microphone, and laminated access pass that no other porno superfan would even consider, let alone commit to? Now, all you up-and-coming Dave Attells and Lisa Lampinellis of the world, get shootin’!

Two New Wand Massagers to Rock Your Girl

Over the past few years, two sex toys have ruled the market, one intended for use by men and the other by women. While the male Fleshlight toy has seen a number of imitators riding its substantial coattails, the most prominent female aid, the Hitachi Magic Wand has stood alone as the reigning champ of masturbatory tools. Until now, that is.

Another plug-in wand-style massager has been proving itself very popular in Europe of late and even claimed the Editor’s Award at the 2014 Erotic Trade Organization Awards. Doxy Massager is its name, applying heavy vibrational force to crucial erogenous zones is its game. Made by CMG Leisure Limited, Doxy offers a PVC-covered aluminum head that can deliver throbs and vibrations from 3,000 to 9,000 RPM, and can even be made to work its way up as the user reaches higher planes of pleasure. The only drawback to both the Hitachi Magic Wand and Doxy Massager, at least as far as I can see, is the need for a power outlet to plug them into. If only some bold, tech savvy entrepreneur would come along with something similar, only battery-operated. (Yo, Shibari, that’s your cue!)

BBW pornstar, sex educator, and businesswoman par excellence, Kelly Shibari, has unleashed her own take on the wand massager which she’s calling Halo. And, dear readers, it’s cordless! Talking to Fleshbot about the device, Shibari said other wand massagers proved too strong, too noisy, and too unwieldy for her, so when the chance to align herself with a device that had 10 different speeds, quiet operation, was waterproof, and ditched the power cable in favor of a rechargeable internal battery, she jumped. And, at $49, the Shibari Halo costs a fraction of what you’d pay for a Doxy (approximately $160).

“So,” I’m sure you’re wondering about now, “which one should I buy for my dearly beloved to enhance her own sexual satisfaction as well as our mutual activity? Should I wait for Doxy’s arrival on US shelves or trust in Kelly Shibari and her angelic cordless creation?” On that point, my friends, I’ll have to get back to you once they’ve been extensively tested (and possibly run into the ground) by me and mine – and not like this disappointingly SFW test run by Chessie kay:

Hell, maybe I’ll buy a pair, race ’em across the kitchen floor, and declare the winner the greatest vibrator in the history of sexual aids! Double hell, maybe I’ll see who sends me a complimentary device and devote myself to them and only them for all eternity. Then and only then will there be an official declaration of vibrational supremacy from the master of masturbatory analysis, Mr. Pink!

Dillion Harper is Velvet Sinn

Dillion Harper has been Your Sister’s Hot Friend, an Elegant Angel Cutie, a Footsie Babe, and a Strap-On sporting Teacher-fucker, but now she’s adopting an altogether different persona, one of her own creation. Meet Velvet Sinn, Harper’s “badass alter ego” who one day realizes her burgeoning career in adult entertainment is only exacerbating the visions and voices urging her to go battle crime using as her weapon her incredible beauty and seductiveness.

“I’ve been working hard creating Velvet Sinn,” Dillion said. “She isn’t ‘sugar and spice and everything nice.’ She’s tough, sexy, and doesn’t take any crap from anyone.” Least of all criminal who feel they pull a fast one on a pretty, small-statured girl like herself. With the first issue now available from Big Boy Comics and Artist Island Management, Harper is prepping her further paneled-page adventures. “It’s been a fun outlet for me, and we are looking forward to working on the next issue.”

To purchase your copy of Velvet Sinn for $4.95, contact Velvet Sinn by email.