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… and a Fappy New Year!

To anyone of legal drinking age (and likely younger), New Year’s Eve is the most serious partying opportunity of the calendar year. Whether spent getting blasted in the company of close friends or roaming around with a wingman on the prowl for a foxy female reveler or two, most guys between, say, 19 and 45 throw themselves into NYE with a fervor rarely seen outside championship sporting events. And the women, well, there’s enough ultra-confident female showboating on December 31st that the midnight moment is sure to provide them with plenty of options, should a kiss be required. Few parties come close to those produced for our adult entertainment, though, and the impending arrival of 2019 saw the porn world throw a few absolutely killer parties in our honor. Not content with duos, these trios and groups make for the perfect post-NYE party recap fap.

Always up for a wild night out, Reality Kings, the home of party-porn classic In the VIP, gave us VIP passes to two thoroughly exciting soirees this NYE. Landing first at Moms Bang Teens, Nubile New Year saw sexually frustrated cougar Janna Hicks left alone by her sleeping husband, only to be disturbed by strange sounds from downstairs. Turns out her stepdaughter, Kali Roses, has chosen to ring in the new year by blowing her BF in front of their friends! Turned on by such unrepentant sluttiness, Ms. Hicks kicks out the partygoers so she can have the young couple all to herself.

Two of 2018’s breakthrough newbies, Gia Derza and Ivy Lebelle, also dropped by Reality Kings – RK Prime, to be exact – to give Alex Legend one hell of a party to round out his 2018. True to its title, New Year New Rear takes advantage of its two curvaceous stars by not only shooting plenty of edge-lit riding and doggy shots as they share their new year dick, but also by allowing Alex anal access to both. The firework backdrop should, if you’re a fan of these two sultry queens, mimic your arousal in this scorching anal encounter!

If your idea of a perfect NYE party includes a topless champagne drenching of three nubile foxes followed by an equally messy triple-facial, BFFS is your party HQ! New Year’s Cumdown sees Chloe Temple, Paris White, and Liv Wild gobsmacked by some rich assholes Hollywood Hills mansion. As he toasts their health, they let the mood overtake them, strip down, and lead their baller host to his bedroom for a NYE that’s bound to change a few friendships.

Whatever you ended up doing to celebrate 2019’s arrival (and regardless of how it measures up against these incredible porno fantasies), we at Mr. Pink’s hope it was a blast and that the upcoming year is filled with minimal pain, ample pleasure and plenty of the world’s best porn!

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Lisa Ann: Better Than Ever

Having retired from on-screen sex work in 2014, Lisa Ann, the mega-busty brunette from Pennsylvania, seemed committed to her new fantasy football endeavors, fucking twenty-something athletes, and campaigning for sex workers rights. Four years later (and a few bra sizes smaller), Lisa Ann returned to active duty earlier this year. Making her new home at Evil Angel, the longtime fan favorite performer cemented herself as a powerhouse director, helming her own comeback special, Lisa Ann is Back 4 More, its sequel (…Even More), and two special showcase titles. Paired with Honey Gold, Gina Valentina, Raven Heart, and Brett Rossi, our director shows her fondness for three-ways by sharing a stiff dick with a vivacious co-star in Sometimes I Share. A double-dicking twofer see Ms. Ann take on Rob Piper, Isiah Maxwell, Jason Brown and Nat Turner in Lisa Ann’s Black Out #3, a showcase of her fondness for black dick. Although she appears to have complete control over her Evil Angel output, there are other studios eager to shoot the returning legend…

Shooting with Euro-stud du jour, Markus Dupree, for Brazzers website Big Butts Like it Big, Lisa jumped about the ZZ train and rode it to even greater heights of superstardom. Wrapped in yoga pants and a sports bra, Lisa’s workout is soon sidelined by her sexy masseur, who gets a little aggressive when his skills are called into question. Over at Reality Kings, where she hadn’t appeared for over ten years, our gal is stranded by the roadside when a young couple, Jordi El Nino Polla and Kimmy Granger. stop to help her out. They’re soon in over their heads as Kimmy finds Lisa masturbating in their shower, decides to join in, and is soon joined by her big picked boyfriend for a MILF-infused threeway carnal cocktail.

Not content to shoot for others, Lisa Ann also publishes exclusive content on her official members only site, The Lisa Ann, where you can ogle her in stunning 4K videos. Whether this is a fully committed return that will net us another decade of excellent onscreen fuckery or a brief cash-grab effort soon to be over remains to be seen. Either way, Lisa Ann is back, better than ever, and burning up the small screen on a near daily basis.

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RK’s Nasty New Year’s Party

When you think of New Year’s Eve, you undoubtedly think “party,” so when the biggest boozing night of the year rolls around every December 31st, porn fans invariably hold out hope for a parade of online updates detailing just how wild a truly epic and genuinely debauched NYE party can get. This New Year didn’t disappoint in that regard and, although playing a runner-up to the much more celebrated Christmas holiday, the pornosphere delivered some solid NYE encounters worth noting. And, as usual, it was one of porn’s most reliably hard-partying networks that brought the holiday heat: Reality Kings.

Since they see the arrival of the new year before those of us in the USA, it seems only fitting that Reality Kings started the party with another epic Euro Sex Parties update. Anya Krey steps inside her first NYE swingers bash and immediately catches the attention of Evelina Darling. When two bystanders get hard and approach the duo, they drop to their knees and make it a four-way affair to ring in 2018 in style.

After a late night of partying, Elle Monela calls her rideshare home and finds in the driver’s seat a charming, attractive guy (with a POV camera attached to his head, I presume). Offering to blow him in lieu of paying her fare – a NYE out on the town gets pretty expensive! – Elle soon has her driver pounding her cunt on the backseat, her destination, her parents’ house, only a few feet away. Also delivering a one-on-one encounter, RK Prime brings viewers Alinz Lopez, who arrives at a client’s house ready to clean the debris from last night’s NYE bash only to find he has something else he wants cleaned: his cock!

Reality Kings returned to the gang-of-girls party atmosphere with a revisiting of the now-retired In the VIP concept, albeit a modified version. Blonde newcomer Kali Rose attends her city’s hottest club’s infamous NYE party with her pal, everyone’s favorite blonde pornstar PAWG Mia Malkova, and they begin flirting their way into free champagne and VIP access. Unable to ignore their waiter’s trouser bulge, they leap on him, devouring his dick in front of their shocked, slack-jawed girlfriends, who sit back, take cell phone photos, and marvel at the slutty-as-fuck proceedings unfolding before them. (Hey, kinda like you!)

So whether your own NYE was disappointing and lonely or filled with the kind of revelry that might inspire the next end-of-year Reality Kings efforts, early-to-mid January is the perfect time to let your fantasies fly and relive the New Year’s Eve you know you wish you’d had, the New Year’s Eve Reality Kings has provided.

Reality Kings review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 8th, 2016

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s we didn’t bother with one-offs or newcomers, nor outliers or also-rans. This week it was all Reality Kings, all of the time with four brand new porn reviews of the most popular and appealing RK endeavors. Big Naturals celebrates even more titty-tossing excitement than ever with more than 700 scenes online, while Round and Brown’s African American asses weigh in some 600-scenes strong and We Live Together brings you over 600 lesbian encounters. Although a bit short on content, Moms Bang Teens still thrills with hardcore HD step-cest porn that proves that, whenever a new porno trend arises, Reality Kings is never far away. (For more on that point, see Mr. Pink’s latest blog on two new RK ventures well worth a look.) Until next week (which won’t be so RK-heavy), fuck fans, be cool.