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Reality Kings’ Latest: Step-Lesbianism and Tow Trucks

If you’ve never been a Reality Kings subscriber and today decided to check out the network you’ve been hearing about all this time, you might be forgiven for thinking Reality Kings’ glory days were long behind it, that it was now just an archive of older porn for aging dudes. Although many of its most popular sites are still going strong – see hot-off-the-press reviews of Big Naturals, Round and Brown, and We Live Together – Reality Kings has been quietly introducing a handful of new sites that address more contemporary concerns like aggressive tow truck drivers and overly affectionate step-mothers with lesbian leanings.

Moms Lick Teens is the all-female answer to Moms Bang Teens, Reality Kings’ resident step-cest site, and features couple, trio, and group scenes of total abandonment of hetero preferences. Guided by the sure hands of Veronica Avluv, Dana DeArmond, and Savannah Fyre, fresh-faced teenage and twenty-something newcomers experience a woman’s touch in a most unforgettable way. So far we’ve seen some dynamite pairings – Veronica Vain and Piper Perri, Jamie Valentine and Crystal Rae, and a Christmas-themed ass-worshipping scene from Zoey Monroe and Cherie DeVille – and twice-monthly updates mean there’ll likely be many more to come.

Taking a totally different approach to porn only loosely based in reality, Bad Tow Truck not only leaves the studio set behind, but also ditches large, cumbersome cameras, professional lighting, makeup and costuming, and even the decency to fuck out of public view. Presenting a small but very potent collection of 11 situations that place young female drivers at the mercy of towers. With little cash to their names (or apparently too horny to bother using it), the girls make deals that keep them their car and score the tow driver some on-the-job action. Although the girls go unnamed in an attempt to heighten authenticity, Bad Tow Truck sees Karlee Grey, Gwen Stark, Ashley Adams, and the squirtastic Veronica Rodriguez all enjoy some sweaty in-car sex. Bad Tow Truck’s visual aren’t the norm and the wide-angle GoPro shooting won’t suit everyone, but those keen on a more believable take on “reality porn” will definitely appreciate this new take on the Reality Kings M.O.

Neither site is exactly huge, not yet, but the rest of Reality Kings should take care of that should these two new offerings entice you into membership. Before you indulge, though, best be sure to scope out Mr. Pink’s latest sweep of Reality Kings reviews for the full lowdown on the little network that did, could, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 1st, 2016

mrpinks It’s a rare week at Mr. Pink’s when we have the privilege to assess four truly outstanding sites in one week, but this week, dear reader, was such a week. Sure, we’ve all known about the excellent, insanely influential Bang Bros and Reality Kings networks for some time now (although they really are better than ever these days), so that’s not exactly news. The utterly awesome super-hardcore erotica of Colette and Hookup Hotshot’s social media fuck-a-thon, on the other hand, are porno revelations of major importance! Will next week be just as thrilling at Mr. Pink’s? With the porn reviews we have on the cards, yeah, I think it might be!

Thanksgiving Porn Past & Present

This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.

Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.

This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.

The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)

Brazzers Thanksgiving porn scenes

Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.

Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves: Reality Kings

A nonsense claim was bandied about the news media in the mid-00s that at least 35% and as much as 80% of the Internet was of a pornographic nature. In 2011, Julie Ruvolo of Forbes Magazine sought a more accurate number and found Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam, co-authors of A Billion Wicked Thoughts, who informed her that their research pointed to porn comprising just 4% of the million most trafficked websites, a scant 42,337 adult sites. Though that number seems barely significant, there is nevertheless so much gosh darn pornography on the Internet that it can seem impossible to make sense of it all. As a porn reviewer, that’s where I come in. Well, more specifically, a new recurring blog feature from yours truly, Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves, a semi-regular, randomly-scheduled attempt to cut through the crap and simply say, “Hey, porn fan – look at this amazing smut!” I’ll be pointing to one site, network, or online performer who is undoubtedly worthy not only of your attention but every last dime of your porno budget. And to start us off in fine fashion…

It’s all too easy to forget that barely a decade ago, mainstream porn wasn’t concerned with extreme bondage, hardcore gangbang fantasies, pseudo-incest, or heavily tattooed women sporting mohican hairstyles: it was all about “reality” or whatever could pass for it. And back then, Reality Kings ruled the roost with on-the-prowl style sites like MILF Hunter, 8th Street Latinas, Money Talks, and Cum Fiesta. Soon Reality Kings expanded, embracing absurdity (It’s Real, No Faces) and exhibitionism (Captain Stabbin’, Street Blowjobs) to dismal failure and long-term success, respectively. Now, with the recent addition of expert dicks Chris Strokes and Bruce Venture to POV site Pure18, InTheVip’s endless stream of excitable new talents, stronger HD videos and high-res photos than previously seen, and a new generation of incredible young women taking We Live Together to more tangible erotic heights, Reality Kings is clearly still one of the most significant adult networks today. Not content to miss out on current trends altogether, Reality Kings not only has a pseudo-incestuous endeavor of their own, they have one of the best: Moms Bang Teens, newly supplemented by an all-female take Moms Lick Teens. And, if you join through Mr. Pink’s, it’s cheap too, only $17.95-a-month.

Where would we be without Reality Kings? There’d be no solo cameramen picking up horny cougars outside strip malls. There’d be no pervasive myth that nightclubs routinely see orgies break out. And, most terrifyingly of all, millions of otherwise satisfied porn fans would still be holding back billions upon billions of sperm. Now, that, my friends, is a reality few of us could live with.

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