Reality Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 3

Easter Comes Closer

Bambi Brooks

This time of year it’s not at all uncommon to find pornstars wearing bunny-ear headbands with whiskers and a small black noise painted on their faces, bouncing around in search of a holiday treat. This year, Reality Kings, Team Skeet, and Passion HD lead the charge of brand new Easter porn with a strong showing of scenes ranging from Easter Bunny cosplay to egg-hunters discovering something else instead, all the way to Easter orgies that bring women and men together in spiritual and sexual harmony. Let’s crack this delectable pornographic egg open and see what kinda candy flows out, huh, folks?

Team Skeet site Exxxtra Small this Easter sees teeny-tiny Bambi Brooks bounce around an expansive garden in search of chocolate eggs. Following a trail of goodies into a strange bedroom, the young Ms. Brooks soon finds herself face-to-cock with Karlo Karrera. Reality Kings makes its Easter contribution via Cum Fiesta in a scene starring stunningly curvaceous newcomer Skyla Novea. With rabbit ears atop her head and a skimpy black bodysuit barely hiding her amazing figure, Skyla soon drops to her knees to show Brick Danger how eager she is to make this an Easter to remember. Passion HD’s contribution is also an Easter Egg hunt, this time starring another young blonde spinner, Alex Grey, in a scene that seem fairly similar to Exxxtra Small’s contribution.

Really, though, fuck-fans… Where are the bunny-costumed women smashing melting chocolate against each others’ bodies, ditching church to lick cunt, and otherwise pushing Easter porn further than ever before? How would you like to see your favorite porn studios, sites, and networks celebrate the Easter season? Leave a comment, let Mr. Pink’s know, and I’ll do my damnedest to lobby studios to develop wilder holiday properties, you have my word.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 8th, 2016

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s we didn’t bother with one-offs or newcomers, nor outliers or also-rans. This week it was all Reality Kings, all of the time with four brand new porn reviews of the most popular and appealing RK endeavors. Big Naturals celebrates even more titty-tossing excitement than ever with more than 700 scenes online, while Round and Brown’s African American asses weigh in some 600-scenes strong and We Live Together brings you over 600 lesbian encounters. Although a bit short on content, Moms Bang Teens still thrills with hardcore HD step-cest porn that proves that, whenever a new porno trend arises, Reality Kings is never far away. (For more on that point, see Mr. Pink’s latest blog on two new RK ventures well worth a look.) Until next week (which won’t be so RK-heavy), fuck fans, be cool.

Reality Kings’ Latest: Step-Lesbianism and Tow Trucks

If you’ve never been a Reality Kings subscriber and today decided to check out the network you’ve been hearing about all this time, you might be forgiven for thinking Reality Kings’ glory days were long behind it, that it was now just an archive of older porn for aging dudes. Although many of its most popular sites are still going strong – see hot-off-the-press reviews of Big Naturals, Round and Brown, and We Live Together – Reality Kings has been quietly introducing a handful of new sites that address more contemporary concerns like aggressive tow truck drivers and overly affectionate step-mothers with lesbian leanings.

Moms Lick Teens is the all-female answer to Moms Bang Teens, Reality Kings’ resident step-cest site, and features couple, trio, and group scenes of total abandonment of hetero preferences. Guided by the sure hands of Veronica Avluv, Dana DeArmond, and Savannah Fyre, fresh-faced teenage and twenty-something newcomers experience a woman’s touch in a most unforgettable way. So far we’ve seen some dynamite pairings – Veronica Vain and Piper Perri, Jamie Valentine and Crystal Rae, and a Christmas-themed ass-worshipping scene from Zoey Monroe and Cherie DeVille – and twice-monthly updates mean there’ll likely be many more to come.

Taking a totally different approach to porn only loosely based in reality, Bad Tow Truck not only leaves the studio set behind, but also ditches large, cumbersome cameras, professional lighting, makeup and costuming, and even the decency to fuck out of public view. Presenting a small but very potent collection of 11 situations that place young female drivers at the mercy of towers. With little cash to their names (or apparently too horny to bother using it), the girls make deals that keep them their car and score the tow driver some on-the-job action. Although the girls go unnamed in an attempt to heighten authenticity, Bad Tow Truck sees Karlee Grey, Gwen Stark, Ashley Adams, and the squirtastic Veronica Rodriguez all enjoy some sweaty in-car sex. Bad Tow Truck’s visual aren’t the norm and the wide-angle GoPro shooting won’t suit everyone, but those keen on a more believable take on “reality porn” will definitely appreciate this new take on the Reality Kings M.O.

Neither site is exactly huge, not yet, but the rest of Reality Kings should take care of that should these two new offerings entice you into membership. Before you indulge, though, best be sure to scope out Mr. Pink’s latest sweep of Reality Kings reviews for the full lowdown on the little network that did, could, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 1st, 2016

mrpinks It’s a rare week at Mr. Pink’s when we have the privilege to assess four truly outstanding sites in one week, but this week, dear reader, was such a week. Sure, we’ve all known about the excellent, insanely influential Bang Bros and Reality Kings networks for some time now (although they really are better than ever these days), so that’s not exactly news. The utterly awesome super-hardcore erotica of Colette and Hookup Hotshot’s social media fuck-a-thon, on the other hand, are porno revelations of major importance! Will next week be just as thrilling at Mr. Pink’s? With the porn reviews we have on the cards, yeah, I think it might be!