Come the third Thursday in November, Americans flock to their Interstate freeways and try not to rear-end anyone on their travels to see family, binge on heavy fried foods, and forego conversation for television. Just like the holiday immediately preceding it, though, Halloween, Thanksgiving often sees the porn world get all gussied up in ridiculous costumes, conjure up absurd themes for their shoots, and generally laugh at the way we all bow to tradition even when we’re fucking on-camera for a living.
Over at Brazzers….. there’s nothing. Naughty America also has nothing and nether does Bang Bros, Reality Kings, Mofos, or Porn Pros. In fact, there’s such a dearth of Thanksgiving-themed porn scenes this year I figured most producers had completely given up on this annual event.
Team Skeet came to the rescue via its Teen Curves site, presenting Lola Foxx in Poke This Pocahontas. Dressing up as the legendary Virginian Indian, Ms. Foxx is soon pawed and prodded by Brick Danger (who hasn’t even bothered to dress as John Smith) in a solid but rather uninspired hardcore scene.
Teen Fidelity takes this cake this year with Native Passion, a flagrantly politically incorrect re-imagining of the very first Thanksgiving dinner. New brunette starlet Karlee Grey stars as a bonnet-wearing pilgrim confronted by Ryan Madison in his most purposefully offensive “native” regalia. Unhappy with the picnic table loaded with food, Chief Tri-Cum ensnares himself a captive gal and sets about introducing her to Native American sexuality. (This Teen Fidelity scene doesn’t yet have a preview page, but the trailer can be viewed here at Mr. Pink’s Blog.)