Naughty America Busts Out!

Melina MasonI don’t mean to insult the single and lonely out there, but, man, having a girlfriend sure is great! You get to make out, fondle her boobs while she straightens her hair, and, unless you’ve been together for a long, long time, get laid on a regular basis. Hell, if you’re lucky enough you might even have a girlfriend that enjoys blowing you almost as much as you enjoy being blown. There’s really only one downside to having a girlfriend: monogamy. Monogamy is hard even in the most satisfying relationship but it certainly doesn’t help when your GF has a few friends with A+ racks! Naughty America knows this all too well and has just launched a brand new site built around this very premise.

My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend might not be the most succinct title for a porn site, but it sure is accurate. Fantasy is the name of the game here and you’re invited to live out yours with such boob-tastic performers as Madison Ivy and Natasha Nice already taking starring roles on this fledgling Naughty America effort. The scenes themselves are fairly typical of NA’s M.O. and see some lucky cocksman play the part of a guy whose girlfriend just doesn’t seem to be fulfilling his needs, either because she’s an outright ball-buster or she just doesn’t have the norks to satisfy a dedicated tits man. The nine scenes already online at My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend start out with cleavage-baring teases wrapping the guys around their perky pink nipples. It soon gets hardcore, however, in sex scenes filled with plenty of boob-fondling and titty-fucking, and usually concluding with pop-shots aimed squarely at the astounding racks of Karina White, Nicole Aniston, Melina Mason, and Jayden Jaymes; each one more blessed in the chest than the last.

As if you needed another reason to join the ranks of Naughty America members, My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend puffs up its array of ample chests knowing that no matter who she is or how many times you’ve heard her bitch and moan to your girl about some jerk mistreating her, a great rack is a great rack and that’s that.

Natasha Nice

Amia’s Fame-Ass

Amia MileyThanks to the TMZ, Perez Hilton, and the endless reach of the Internet, pornstars are now much closer to mainstream celebrity than ever before. Sasha Grey, Charley Chase, Bree Olson and Jenna Haze are but a few adult performers to have recently enjoyed flirtations with the mainstream – Sasha Grey’s is unfortunately ongoing – but the latest professional fucker to find widespread media attention is a rather unlikely one: Amia Miley.

Amia Miley (also known as Amia Moretti), a 22-year-old former pornstar – yes, folks, she has apparently “retired” – has been attracting attention because of a photo allegedly tweeted by Kanye West, a photo showing a tanned, curvaceous brunette sitting naked on the edge of what appears to be a hotel bed, scarfing her some room service breakfast. Since the woman was facing away from the camera and had a rather generously proportioned derriere, most assumed the photo was of Kanye’s ladyfriend, Kim “I work really, really, really hard, you guys!” Kardashian. Then, the news broke that the ass depicted belonged not to the big-assed reality star, but to Amia, a fact she was quick to point out (and prove!) to a TMZ reporter.

With news of Amia’s retirement yet to reach many, many porn fans, it’s likely she’ll use this unexpected exposure to further a career in, well, who knows? While her excellent porn work is still filtering out onto sites like Videobox, Amia’s been busy dating Jersey Shore alum The Situation’s similarly absurdly named bro, The Unit, and posting some rather strange videos on her YouTube account. Wanna see her attempt to swallow 18 inches of spiced sausage? (It’s not as arousing as it sounds, trust me.)

About Time, Charley!

In a recent blog posted to her official website on the Puba network, everyone’s favorite 420-friendly cock gobbler, the incomparable Charley Chase told her fans that although she was very sorry to disappoint them, she had to cancel plans for her first anal sex scene due to a “cut in the butt from [her] cleaning regimen.” As she went on to explain in her May 15 missive, anal increases the risk of contracting sexual transmitted diseases and infections; to an STD or STI even the tiniest lesion is an open invitation to attack. Even though Charley expressed a great deal of regret and disappointment about missing yet another opportunity to show her devoted fans a sexual act that has in private brought her much joy, and even though she suggested her first anal scene, if it ever eventuated, likely wouldn’t be for such an esteemed company as Elegant Angel… well, feast your eyes on this:

Charley Chase anal

That’s right, folks, Charley Chase is not only about to join the ranks of adult performers of anal sex, but she’s landed herself the enviable position of being the cover model for Elegant Angel’s upcoming Big Wet Asses 21! By a wide margin one of porn’s most impressive anal series, Big Wet Asses has seen ass-stretching anal debuts from the likes of Gianna Michaels, Jayden Jaymes, Alexis Texas, and Sunny Lane; add to that list one of the most ferocious devourers or penis in the entire adult industry (Ms. Chase, of course) and there’s no denying Big Wet Asses is the best place imaginable to find Charley opening up her rear passage for none other than Manuel Ferrara.

Clearly thrilled at the results of his latest anally-focused opus, director William H. spoke of his fondness for the joint-toking, smoking hot buttfuck debutant. “Charley Chase has always been one of my favorite stars to work with. I have never seen her look more curvy, and her scenes with Manuel have always been incredible. We’re very honored Charley did this scene with us. Big Wet Asses is the one series we do that’s all about the fans, and I hope they’re happy with this cast.” That cast includes some of Mr. Pink’s favorite performers and while only Charley will be getting plugged for the first time, it’ll be a treat to pop in that Blu-Ray disc come June 12th and prepare for the main event with assfuck scenes from Remy LaCroix, Brooklyn Lee, Jessie Rogers, and Holly Michaels. Then, finally, after months and months and months of teasing, tempting, and tantalizing her fans, it’ll be Charley Chase’s turn.

Finally!

Taylor & Burton, Kidman & Cruise, Lohan & Deen?

The Twitterverse was buzzing this past February because novelist and screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis had been tweeting about meetings he was having with James Deen. The adult performer. The male adult performer. The male adult performer everyone seems to adore. As reported by yours truly in a previous missive, Deen was courted by Ellis to star in a film to be directed by Paul Schrader (American Gigolo and the greatest American film you’ve likely not seen, Blue Collar), the script to which he was then in the midst of writing. Deen was to “act and be full-frontal naked banging girls and guys.” In short, the perfect role for him.

Now, four months later, another tweet from Ellis suggests that professional tabloid punching-bag Lindsay Lohan will be starring opposite Dean in the film now titled The Canyons. It stands to reason she might therefore be engaging in some rather risque activities with our big dicked guy next door.

When previously been attached to take the title role in Lovelace, Lohan’s legal troubles led the producers to instead hire everyone’s favorite busty, lily-white nymph, Amanda Seyfried. As director Schrader was quick to point out (typos and all) on the film’s official Facebook Page. nothing is yet a done deal. “Despite what may be reported elsewhere, casting on The Canyons is not quite finalized… Many wonderful young actors submitted auditions and I like to bring some of them to wider attention. Or at least the wider attention that this website provides. Paul S.” (Did he just piss on Facebook? Awesome.)

So, disregarding Schrader’s reminder, we can assume Deen is in, Lohan is in, and we’re gonna watch this most likely incredible movie on its day of release for sure, right? Right. Until then, those questioning whether Schrader can handle something as rampantly sexual as a movie written by the undisputed master of stories about promiscuous, disaffected, drug-gulping twenty-something Americans, starring the world’s most charming male pornstar, and a real-life Hollywood trainwreck, watch this clip of Karvey Keitel and Richard Pryor’s dildo fight in Blue Collar and let your doubts subside. We’re in safe hands here.