Brazzers Goes Parody Mad

Brazzers porn parodies

Brazzers, a porn studio long known for its colorful, irreverent approach to sex, is also no stranger to the porn parody, now a staple of most mainstream porn viewing habits. Recently, though, “The ZZ” has been outdoing itself when it comes to pop-culture homages, lampoon, tributes, and outright parodies, so I thought we’d take a look at what’s been causing Brazzers-fans to chuckle through their fap sessions of late.

So far 2016 has seen the X-Men, Spider-Man, Star Wars, World War Z, and Games of Thrones properties among those getting the hardcore ZZ treatment. Where the porn parodies of the 80s and 90s were largely low-budget affairs, Brazzers joins the likes of Axel Braun in throwing money at their parodies to bring fans explosive sex as well as literal explosions and other FX. Storm of Kings takes Game of Thrones and recasts it with slightly fewer dragons and vastly more whores (Peta Jensen, Aletta Ocean, Anissa Kate, and underutilized Aruba Jasmine starring) across four episodes.

XXX-Men didn’t garner more than two scenes, but they were well worth stopping by Pornstars Like it Big for back in late May. Nicole Aniston donned the blue bodypaint and red hair to play Mystique to be tag-teamed by Wolverine (Charles Dera) and Cyclops (Xander Corvus) after first we saw Patty Michova’s Psylocke undeniably attracted to Danny D’s Magneto dick. That might seem like a light treatment by ZZ, but there’s bound to be more X-Men movies ahead to provide even more ultimate cosplay porn.

Brazzers stuck with Marvel Comics, their clear favorite, for a while, bringing The Cat’s Meow to Brazzers Extra also in late May. Two Brazzers newcomers were introduced as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his nemesis/fuck-buddy The Black Cat. Diminutive but big dicked Spanish 22-year-old Jodri El Niño Polla and Austrian Mila Milan filled the roles and costumes very nicely.

Apparently finding it hard to stay away from superheroes and science-fiction, Brazzers also ran Star Wars and World War Z through their parodical mash-up machine, the later being adding to over many months and now serving up six episodes starring Phoenix Marie, Peta Jensen, Tommy Gunn, and Ramon Nomar in the latest installment from April of this year. Timed to coincide with the release of The Force Awakens, Brazzers’ latest Star Wars parody was hardly the first to come from the porn world, but it featured Abby Cross as “Princess Lay” (slave outfit an all) and housecock Danny D as Boba Fuck, making it just as hard to resist as “TFA” was to the world at large.

Expert costuming and creative, colorful photography has really guided these more recent Brazzers parodies to all-new levels of faithful homage while mixing in that ol’ Brazzers standard style of colorful, hyperactive hardcore. We can only wonder what’s next on the agenda. Although by the looks of the upcoming Brazzers release schedule, this studio’s future already looks busy-as-hell. How the ZZ creative crew will find time to hit the multiplex is beyond me!

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: New Sensations

New Sensations

Since 1993, New Sensations has been riding its way to porno prominence on the back of its daring taboo sexual dealings. Nowadays, New Sensations’ official website sports just as many movies about pseudo-incestuous relationships with stepsisters and stepfathers, a Latina touted as a “squirt goddess,” lesbian step-sisters scissoring while home alone, and coming inside your Asian hot-wife or on your stepmom’s big tits than it does non-familial porn. In fact, just recently, the pendulum may have even swung in the family direction. Without being totally devoted to “stepcest” scenarios, New Sensations remains one of the hottest sources for this raging hot taboo genre, and it’s time Mr. Pink’s made a public note of it for your benefit.

New Sensations has seen so many standout titles hit its virtual shelves of late, members of the official site must be over the moon. From Veronica Rodriguez’s debut title feature to babysitters riding BBCs and literal lesbian sisterhood, all the way to BDSM, costume play, narrative-driven anal-free gangbangs (the best kind!), and plenty of titles focused on creampied wives, roughhousing teens, and swallowing schoolgirls, there’s no shortage of smut available to New Sensations members. In fact, current counts put the archive at 1291 feature-length DVD titles all digitized, many in HD, and ready for viewing. A total scene count is even more astounding with well over 3,300 scenes present.

With so many sites now either dabbling in or completely converting to stepcest content, it’s great to have a reliably strong mainstream studio dealing heavily in the genre without making it their sole concern. Quality remains high and castings just keep bringing hotter new talents to its pages, making New Sensations another Mr. Pink’s Must Have.

Veronica Rodriguez: Goddess of Gush

Veronica Rodriguez: Squirt Goddess

Many religions have for centuries regarded floods as difficult but ultimately positive omens of impending regeneration, change, and progress. Some have also viewed a flood or inundation as the lure of sin and temptation. In both senses, New Sensations’ latest star showcase is a flood, no question. Perhaps gearing up for a new phase of her career or simply enjoying the chance to carry her own feature, Veronica Rodriguez, everyone’s favorite Venezuelan spinner, rises above those pornstars who’ve just toyed with female ejaculation and proves herself a master squirter with few real challengers.

Under the direction of William H., Veronica throws her 95-lb frame into Veronica Rodriguez: Squirt Goddess, four fluid-filled scenes with some of the industry’s hottest women and men. And, in an added bonus, every other woman featured is a squirter, too! Released earlier this month to retail and now completely available online at New Sensations, Squirt Goddess offers fans more ejaculating pussies than most studios get to in a year. To start, in black leatherette thigh-high sock-type pantyhose, Adriana Chechik throws herself at the glammed-up Veronica in anticipation reigning AVN Male Performer of the Year Mick Blue’s arrival. After gushing over each others bodies, drinking up each others juices, and sharing all fluids freely, the moist, shining pair help themselves to Blue’s legendary talent. For once Chechik’s rear passage remains unfilled to not upstage the titular star – someone whose famously teased anal debut (“forthcoming” to her website) has not yet materialized – but the scene is no less intense without anal.

The juice bar remains open and productive-as-fuck when Japanese omnisexual deviant Marica Hase stops by to dive between Veronica’s thighs. New Sensations’ copywriters claim the gals “flood the room,” and I’m not about to challenge that assertion. (They may have been on set, after all, and have the stains to prove it!) A double-ended dildo is put to great use when the ladies’ flooded mouths and drenched bodies need a change of pace, but it’s an indulgent squirt-guzzling extravaganza here, for the most part.

Ramon Nomar is next to stop by and keep Veronica smiling, but she already looks pretty thrilled with her outfit: a jeweled ensemble consisting of head-dress, large necklace, and whatever you call those necklace-like items tied around the waist to attract the eye crotch-wards. As Ramon himself put it, “She vigorously rubbed her pussy igniting her waterworks and choked on my cock before I could dip my stick balls [sic] deep. Every few minutes of fucking had her pouring out until I emptied all my juice down her throat.” (You know, for a fairly recent immigrant to the USA, Mr. Nomar sure has a unique facility with the written English language!)

Now, personally, deciding between Veronica Rodriguez and Samantha Rone wouldn’t be hard at all, though I’m sure many of you would have great difficulty. The esteemed Ms. Rodriguez might have an eternally youthful appearance but she also has at least 12 months of experience on Rone. Maybe her blonde junior can learn a thing or two. About what, I don’t know, as it’s clear Rone’s squirting skills are already well developed. Anthony Rosano, the lucky bastard, thrusts himself into the twin torrents of juice and switches out the blonde for the Latina and vice versa. The other girl meanwhile keeps herself busy with frenetic masturbation and, yes, even more squirting.

Anal has been teased for months, if not years, by Veronica Rodriguez and her digital crew and, while most fans will undoubtedly be clamoring for that milestone to arrive, ignoring the utter liquid insanity that is Veronica Rodriguez: Squirt Goddess is to do yourself a great disservice. Just don’t forget to bring a plastic poncho.