Beatin’ on a Budget! with Brazzers

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If you’ve been paying any attention to Mr. Pink’s over the past few years, you’ll have noticed we’re big fans of Brazzers ’round here. It’s not just the steady parade of impeccable pornstar talent being featured or the infamous network’s 32 websites or the 60fps 1080p HD movies sizzling up the screen, nor is it the highly customizable viewing platform on which all its scenes stream or the company’s devotion to hosting anal, DP, and gangbang debuts that keeps us coming back to “The ZZ” – it’s the value!

Previously discounted by ten dollars, the regular monthly Brazzers membership price of $29.99 has undoubtedly prevented less financially secure readers from indulging. Now, however, there’s an absolutely unmissable deal that’ll get you one month inside the world’s most acclaimed adult emporium for less than ten bucks! That’s right, smut lovers, Brazzers can now be enjoyed at the low price of $9.95 for your first month (with subsequent months recurring at full price unless cancelled).

Can you think of a better way to test out the infamous Brazzers before committing to lifelong attendance? I sure can’t, not with figures like these encouraging your, my, our complete attention:

THE MATH:
Home to 32 websites holding a combined 6,047 scenes and now available for just $9.95, Brazzers is essentially offering you each of its celebrated sites for .31¢ and individual scenes for .0016¢ each or 625-for-$1! What more needs to be said?

Discounts as dramatic as these rarely last long, so I’d suggest making the leap to Brazzers membership before prices start rising and this golden opportunity slips by once more. After all, we are talking about the winner of three-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Membership Website and 2014’s Best Studio trophy. Kinda hard to beat, this Brazzers empire!

Breaking Down Brazzers’ Debuts

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Chances are, if a pornstar is about to launch the second phase of her career by shooting her onscreen anal debut, it’s going to happen at Brazzers. With a long list of performers taking one in the rear for the very first time on such sites as Big Butts Like it Big, Big Wet Butts, and Doctor Adventures, Brazzers has become known as the most anally-inclined porn network currently going and, as I aim to illustrate in this here blog, must be a dream gig for any stiff-dicked ass-men entering the porn world today. See, if you get in good with the ZZ higher-ups, you could end up like Keiran Lee: a British emigrant to America who’s now shot an astounding 928 scenes for Brazzers, including more anal initiations than any other ZZ cocksman.

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Leading the charge with ten onscreen anal virginities notched in his belt, Keiran Lee is the clear choice for any woman heading to Brazzers to up their pay grade, having already broken in the asses of eleven women in as many scenes. Following not-at-all closely behind, James Deen, Mick Blue, and Jordan Ash have inaugurated three pornstar asses each.

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When it comes to her first boy/girl penetration scene, your typical pornstar is either graduating from solo and lesbian work or is leaving a humdrum everyday life for something more thrilling. Whatever the case, a hetero debut requires a comforting partner with a dick that won’t put Lex Steele to shame but will still convince her to continue her increasingly hardcore career trajectory. Oh, hey, Brazzers? Got any dudes like that? Oh, yeah, Keiran Lee again? Isn’t he too large and intimidating for first-timers? No, well I assume his record speaks for itself: six boy/girl debuts including one shared with fellow stud Voodoo, Mr. Lee leads the closest contender, Johnny Sins with three onscreen cherries claimed, by a margin longer than his solid 7″ dick.

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What else is there to say? Keiran Lee not only snags the most hetero debuts at Brazzers, his exclusive schtupping grounds, but he also claims the most anal virginities of any stud in the Brazzers stable. Clearly, Mr. Lee, you’re a more than worthy addition to the ZZ empire! Who’s next on your butt-busting schedule, sir?

Brazzers Coups See Major Debuts

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Arguably the most prominent and influential of all online adult entertainment networks, Brazzers has over the past ten years ascended to near-household name status, becoming the benchmark by which all popular conception of hardcore pornography is set. Early on in Brazzers’ reign, some exec decided that the single most irresistible pornographic event to a home viewer was a scene in which an established star did something she’d never done on-camera before. As a result, Brazzers has netted an astounding number of anal, DP, boy/girl and gangbang debuts, enough to put any other network to shame. As part of Mr. Pink’s continuing coverage of Brazzers’ 10th anniversary, here’s a rundown of who did what for the very first time under the Brazzers marquee.

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The anal debut has become porn’s hottest commodities and, thanks to Brazzers, you can see the rear passages of the following 29 stars pried open and plundered for the very first time: Mia Malkova, Madison Ivy, Jenni Lee, Ryder Skye, Kiara Mia, Rio Lee, Emma Butt, Alex Chance, Kelsi Monroe, Britney Shannon, Leya Falcon, Tasha Reign, Alexis Monroe, Madison Rose, Jessica Nyx, Britney Andrews, Paige Turnah, Aleksa Nicole, Sophia Lomeli, Candy Manson, Alanah Rae, Ava Addams, Sadie Swede, Ariella Ferrera, Madison Scott, Krissy Lynn, Mason Moore, Rachel RoXXX.

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After anal debuts, it’s a formerly girl-girl-only performer’s first on-screen romp with a penis that gets the most attention, and Brazzers is home to a dozen such scenes starring Akira Lane, Nina Elle, Aaliyah Love, Summer Brielle, Lexi Lowe, Cherie Deville, Ashley Graham, Aryana Augustine, Karlie Montana, Samm Rosee, Hanna Hilton (the most hardcore Kate Upton lookalike alive today), and, most recently, the woman touted as “The Next Jenna Jameson,” Kayla Kayden.

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Another altogether dirtier dozen women made far more adventurous debuts on Brazzers sites, saddling up for their very first double-penetration and gangbang scenes. Taking on two (sometimes) three dudes at a time, the DP Debut crew includes Christy Mack, Britney Amber, India Summer, Ava Addams, Veronica Avluv, Ariella Ferrera, Brandy Aniston, Rachel RoXXX, and Angelina Valentine while Brazzers threw every available stiff dick at Diamond Foxxx, Nikki Sexx, and, perhaps the most outlandish and adventurous woman Brazzers has ever seen, Veronica Avluv, putting them through the proverbial wringer in intense four and five-on-one encounters.

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Not wishing to name any less-than-stiff competitors to Brazzers’ celebrated catalog of porno debuts, I’ll simply leave you with the above list of names and links with which to view every cavity-streching, ass-expanding, teeth-gritting moment of these performers’ ascent to superstardom. (But, seriously, come on Naughty America, lift your game!)