A Naughty America Christmas Pt. 2

Naughty America XXX-MasLast week we brought to your attention the Christmas celebration planned by those saviors of suburban sexual malaise, Naughty America, a celebration starring four of porn’s most desirable women, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Veronica Avluv, and Brandi Love entitled The More the Merrier. Well the individual chapters of this holiday sextravaganza are now online and lead into the December 25th launch of a scene that’s guaranteed to stuff your stocking this holiday season.

Veronica Avluv came first and landed on Naughty Office December 19th. Veronica’s boss, Bill Bailey, has hired a clearly incompetent young woman as his new secretary and the MILFy brunette is seriously pissed. Mr. Bailey, though, ever the consummate professional, manages to soothe his senior employees distress the only way he knows how: giving her the ride of her professional life right there on the desk!

For a girl just hired into a new position, Lexi Belle doesn’t seem to be exhibiting the proper professional conduct: she’s watching porn on the job. Bailey senses an opportunity – proof he’s a cunning deal-maker! – and invites Lexi to the office Christmas party, where the only present he intends to unwrap is her.

Ever the accomplished professional, saleswoman Madison Ivy impresses boss Bailey by making a big-time sale. Giving her a bonus – a real bonus, too, in an envelope and everything! – Bill is surprised to find his attempt to plant a wet one on the married Madison is reciprocated with a sudden unveiling of her spectacular rack. Consider it a professional perk!

The last to present herself to boss Bailey is Brandi Love and she’s all flustered and frantic because of pressure from corporate, who’s pushing this office manager to meet impossible deadlines. Even when there’s nobody else around but her immediate superior, Ms. Love finds a way to relax and gather herself and her focus. Luckily for Bill, he gets to be her deep tissue shiatsu massage… only harder, faster, and with the illicit aura that makes office sex an unfathomably arousing fantasy, or in this case, reality.

So, once you’ve unwrapped your socks ‘n’ shorts ‘n’ circular saws, ditched the family for a post-turkey “nap” and logged onto Naughty America come Christmas day, be sure to catch up with Veronica, Lexi, Madison, and Brandi as they launch themselves, all four, on Bill Bailey, the luckiest working stiff in Naughty America. And be sure to check back here for the full wrap-up – if you can pull yourself out of the inevitable food coma, that is.

Lexi Belle Grows Up

Lexi Belle analEven though she had once declaratively stated that her anus was “too tiny” for penile penetration, everyone’s favorite pixie of porn, Lexi Belle, has relented and shot her very first anal sex scene. What made her finally changed her mind? Was it the clamoring of her adoring fans, an opening in anal master James Deen’s schedule, or a big, fat paycheck? Was it even, perhaps, just the right offer at the right time.

In the lengthy introductory interview segment of the scene, which can be found in Elegant Angel’s new release ‘Lexi’, the bubbly and clearly excited Ms. Belle explains that in this, her seventh year in adult entertainment, she found that many of her sexual firsts – first blowjob, first threesome, first time with a woman – had been on camera, “on display for you” she says, referring to her fans. She admits to having grown up on camera and says “There comes a time when you… grow up a little bit more. This year I’m gonna be 25 and [I’m] gonna try something different, something big.”

That something big is James Deen. He’s been many pornstars’ first on-screen anal experience and Lexi couldn’t be in more capable hands. While I won’t go into detail about the scene itself aside from saying that, yes, it definitely was worth the wait, I will ask you, Mr. Pink’s readers, who’s left. Now that long-time anti-anal performer Lexi Belle has finally opened herself up in a new way, who remains that hasn’t taken one in the rear for her viewing audience? And while I may be overestimating my influence in this industry, if you let me know whose ass you’re dying to see pounded, I’ll tweet the hell out of her and make sure she knows!

Until then, here’s a taste of what’s in store for Lexi in her first self-titled feature with Elegant Angel’s trailer.

Porn’s Most Unconventional Marriage

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite porn sites, Porn Fidelity, the online home of husband and wife team, Kelly and Ryan Madison, is now in its eight year of operation and has finally, thanks to never missing a weekly update, adds its 400th scene. But how to celebrate? Kelly and Ryan – she with her remarkable 34G breasts, he with permission to fuck plenty of other women (as long as his wife can occasionally join in) – never do anything half-heartedly so in honor of this milestone they’ve invited five of porn’s most dazzling women to join in a momentous seven-way gangbang! That’s right, folks, Ryan, who really must be the luckiest married man on Earth, will be plundering the mouths, pussies, and possibly asses of Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Yurizan Beltran, McKenzie Lee, and Samantha Saint, as will his bisexual wife, Kelly.

In their long history of extra-marital flings that stretched the idea of what a modern marriage could be, Kelly and Ryan have fucked the best and brightest stars of the American porno scene. From relative newcomers Brooklyn Lee, Juelz Ventura, and Katie St. Ives to veteran pornstars Tory Lane, Savannah Stern, and Jayden Jaymes, the women who have passed through the Madison household have performed in some of their best scenes under this devoted (if wandering) couple’s direction. With five of the world’s most eager porno babes helping them celebrate their 400 episode achievement in truly decadent style and topping even Kelly’s recent seduction of Lady Gaga (nee Lexi Belle), the seven-way scene, appropriately titled “The Bangover”, is sure to be hard to top should Kelly and Ryan and Porn Fidelity make it to their tenth year!