Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 9th, 2017

mrpinksIt was a strange week at Mr. Pink’s this week, one involving intense kink and fetish activity, 4K vicarious girlfriend experiences, and point-of-view GoPro porno! Wasteland opened its vast archives and wild and weird BDSM and fetish porn, Baebz showcased today’s sexiest US talents in lush Ultra-HD hardcore encounters, and, as part of the larger Porno Pros family, POVD offered immersive point-of-view scenes that let ‘you’ slide into feisty and foxy young beauties like never before. Over on the blog we’re taking a look at what Mr. Pink-fave Kalina Ryu has been up to lately and, believe me, it’s well worth a solid 90 minutes of your precious time. After all, if you don’t do something nice for yourself everyday, who will?

Darkko Dives Into Kalina

When the 2017 AVN Award nominations rolled out in November of last year, there was one name this porn critic was fully expecting to see threatening the supposed shoe-in winners of the major female awards. An absolute queen of fellatio known for her messiness and deepthroating skills while also an accomplished and very convincing girl-girl performer with a solid record of awesome hetero hardcore to seal the deal, Kalina Ryu only popped up in one category and shared her nomination for Best Group Sex Scene with Mick Blue, Anikka Albrite, and Vicki Chase. Could the industry really be so blind as to largely ignore one of the most gleefully slutty hardcore performers to come along in years? Then I realized what it was… Kalina Ryu doesn’t do anal.

Kalina Ryu

Actually, let me correct myself, Kalina Ryu didn’t perform anal sex onscreen until very recently, Jonni Darkko, king of cumshots and POV, casting her in a pair of features that honored the athletic “half-Korean, half-Welsh” beauty’s complete devotion to sex. In Fitness Sluts, Darkko worked Kalina over with the aid of her saliva glands and open throat, and a massive black dildo incredibly worked inside the starlet for a pseudo-DPP. Sliding a thumb, a finger, then two into his frequent collaborator’s asshole, Darkko is eventually allowed a brief dip of his cock in the very same place, marking Kalina’s first on-screen penile-anal penetration after an immense amount of butt-play and teasing.

“It’s so fun to get all dolled up, feeling glamorous, pretty, confident, sexy, and then to get completely destroyed,” Kalina told AVN, reflecting on her work with Darkko. “To stop caring about anything else in that time, other than being a submissive, dirty Slutty Angel, a deep throating, ball-sucking, ass-licking, makeup-smeared, cum-greedy, deliriously happy whore. No shame for how disgusting, because you’re floating from having your brains fucked out. When you feel cum-dumb from multiple orgasms, and exhausted, and hungry after, you know that was a good one.”

Oddly touted by AVN as Kalina’s first anal outing, the Slutty Angels scene in question has just been released through Evil Angel and once again sees the 32-year-old and her director joined by a hefty black dildo for an intense 91-minute lipstick-smearing, DP and DPP heavy, sweaty-as-hell, multiple-load-producing fuck-fest that well and truly cements Kalina as a new anal debutant to watch. The ass-fucking in Slutty Angels is once again brief. After all the build up – from her own fingers diving in while glancing over her shoulder in a POV doggy clip or bending over and inviting Manuel Ferrara to pry her tightest hole open with his lubed digits – you might expect her to go all-out and take it anally from start to finish. Kalina Ryu, however, knows exactly what she’s doing.

She’s driving us all fucking wild, that’s what she’s doing.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 2nd, 2017

mrpinksMr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week looked almost exclusively at amateur models and alternative takes on erotica. The latter, courtesy of visually rich, sexually sophisticated British site Frolic Me delivers some awesome hardcore hookups for both male and female viewers. Amateur beauties abound at both Girls Out West, where the Australian cast aims for naturalism and honesty, and at Just Cute Girls, which brings a more overtly sexy style of naked posing to its members. Next week, we’ve got a few surprises in store for you, dear readers, including our first review of a blazing hot new site from an uber-popular creator. Until then, see what Karlee Grey’s up to on the blog and return here next week for more porno analysis and commentary from your ol’ pal Pink!