Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 27th, 2016

mrpinksMan, rough week, huh? Chyna dies! Prince dies! How will we pull ourselves out of this miserable depression? Porn, that’s how! At Mr. Pink’s this week we examined all up-close-and-personal-like Sweet Sinner’s cinematic hardcore movies, White Ghetto’s nasty-ass fetish flicks, the classy erotic hardcore of Daring Sex, and Sex Art’s now-4K movies of almost unequaled beauty. Note: I did say “almost,” so check back here next week and see who gives these great sites a run for their (and your) money, and be sure to check the blog for our remembrances of the incredible Chyna, only at Mr. Pink’s!

Beating on a Budget with Puffy Network!

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We’ve seen all kinds of pornography cross our desks here at Mr. Pink’s, from the most tepid and tedious “couples” porn to trans-women gorging themselves on ejaculating massive dildos, but there’s only ever been one site that we’re aware of that dealt in the curious genre of pussy classification: Wet and Puffy. And, while watersports have seen a new acceptance since the kink revolution occurred a few years back, there’s been precious few sites dealing with urination as (ahem) cleanly and vividly as Wet and Pissy. Variety is also important, especially if you’re not a big pissing or pussy-spreading fan, which is why the Puffy Network rounds itself out with a blowjob site, Eurobabe Facials, and a more general hardcore effort complete with facial/oral climaxes as standard, We Like to Suck. This is starting to sound like a fairly tasty package, wouldn’t you say? And, at Mr. Pink’s nice price of just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
None of Puffy Network’s sites are huge, not exactly, but when bundled together they form quite an impressive collection. The largest site, Wet and Puffy, holds nearly 700 scenes while the smallest, Eurobabe Facials, holds just 44. All four sites’ archives combine to bring you 1196 scenes in total which, at $19.95 for your membership, rings up to just 1.67¢-per-scene or fifteen scenes for a quarter!

Wander on over to check out our recent reviews of Wet and Puffy, Wet and Pissy, Eurobabe Facials, We Like to Suck, and the whole dang Puffy Network to find out if it’ll be a good fit for your fucking entertainment and indulge, baby, indulge at a price that won’t last long.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 19th, 2016

mrpinksNot only is Mr. Pink’s bringing you a steaming slab of new porn site reviews this week, but we’re also celebrating the smokingest day of the year, 4/20, with a review of the reasons why pornstars love smoking out before being eaten out. (Oh, and Holly Michaels is back!) As for reviews, this week we checked out Puffy Network and its We Like to Suck fellatio-fest, as well as classy UK softcore site Glamour Idols, and the website formerly known as The Art of Blowjob, now called Blowjob Empire. How did these porno purveyors fare against Pink’s strict criteria of fappability? Read ’em and find out, folks, then head back here next week for more of Mr. Pink’s Patented Porno Point-of-View!