Britain’s Top Torrid Talents

Last week at Mr. Pink’s we brought you a rundown of the awesome on-screen activities of three leading British pornstars: Jasmine Jae, Stella Cox, and Ella Hughes, a trio who’ve made their name on a number of excellent adult sites willing to bring Brits into the US-dominated industry. This week we’re continuing our assessment of the current generation of UK-based pornstars and focusing on those who can convincingly pull off an “amateur” performance in what can only be described as conditions not exactly conducive to comfortable sex.

Fake Hub

Fake Hub, a network of seven websites all devoted to seducing and corrupting random strangers, customers, and clients, many of them wannabe actresses or everyday women just trying to grab a cab home or learn how to drive themselves. One Fake Hub site revolving entirely around vehicular copulation, Fake Taxi, has also spawned a couple of spin-offs not yet included in the network: Female Fake Taxi (in which women drivers pick up men, women, and couples, fucking them in the backseat) and Fake Driving School (which sees nerdy instructors accepting offers of blowjobs and pussy for a passing grade). Of all the women dropping everything to work themselves into a backseat frenzy, three in particular stood out.

Ava Austen essentially runs Female Fake Taxi, driving around London and picking up both men and women for some backseat shenanigans, but she has also stepped into the Fake Taxi fuck-mobile to flip the script and be schtupped by her driver between her fares of her own. At Female Fake Taxi, Ava can be found in an amazing 34 scenes at present, each one placing her in the perfect position to seduce and devour attractive riders, whoever they may be.

Rina Ellis, a Korean-born, American-accented apparent British resident with a compact, lithe body, also stopped by Fake Driving School and proved herself incapable of getting into gear and hitting the road, instead downing her instructor’s dick in order to get her L-plates. Also appearing on both Fake Taxi (in a slutty schoolgirl outfit that catches her driver’s eye) and Female Fake Taxi (as a hood-mountable fuck-bunny, no less), Rina is an intriguing figure in the blossoming UK scene.

Even more intriguing, though, is a deviant blonde twenty-something who has appeared almost nowhere else but on Fake Hub and its related sites. Misha Mayfair may have been an English lit major, but she’s now far more concerned with getting off in public, shooting for Fake Taxi, Female Fake Taxi, and Fake Driving School as well as a few other Fake Hub sites. A convincing performer with an obvious love of sex and general depravity, Ms. Mayfair could well and truly ignite a very British boner in the US porn-viewing public, should she receive adequate exposure. Watching how Misha oh-so-sexily tosses out tantalizing phrases and suggestions to her driving instructor is bound to send you libido soaring, even if you’re turned off by totally incapable drivers who back into trees at any given opportunity.

Whether crammed into the back of a compact wagon or tossed onto the hood of a sedan and lavishly licked and eaten to orgasm, there’s a throng of British-born and Britain-based pornstars on the rise and, bless their hearts, they’re not afraid ditch the heavy makeup and glamour styling to get down ’n’ dirty shooting sex that’s steeped in fantasy yet feels brilliantly realistic.

Fake Hub and its myriad properties can now be enjoyed throughout the network, which will be featured in a brand new Mr. Pink’s review in the coming weeks.

Fake Hub review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 6th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re covering all kinds of sexual entertainment be it Virtual Reality, Eastern European, or shot from the backseat of a moving vehicle. CzechVR brought out the big guns: 3D VR fucking epics designed to have you believing it’s you being ravished by a sexy Euro starlet. Also in the EU, Mental Pass provides members with everything from public pickup-and-hookup scenes to brutal BDSM and perverted casting sessions. The vehicular sex isn’t coming from the usual buses or vans this week, but from a compact passenger vehicle driven by a very British pervert intent on fucking as many female passengers as possible. This driver’s not the only one, either, and there’ll be more next week from the forefront of British porno innovation courtesy of FakeHub. Until then, guv’, ‘ave a good one.

The British are Cumming! The British are Cumming!

Jasmine Jae

For many decades, politicians have capitalized on our global ignorance, branded foreigners as “the other” and manipulated many of us into voting largely to protect American jobs. Most discussion of immigration currently centers around the alleged influx of undocumented people from Mexico and the legal presence of primarily middle-eastern refugees and migrants. Take a look at the porn industry of late and your perception of economic immigration might change a touch.

From blowjobs to creampies to triple-penetration gauntlets, it’s the British that seem to be threatening our local performers with unemployment, thrusting themselves into the US porn scene with an eagerness and energy not seen from an international contingent for some time. Is it a conspiracy? Are recent anti-porn laws threatening the UK industry that severely? Whatever the reasons, here’s a quick look at three outstanding British women already proving themselves exceptional talents.

Unmissable doe-eyed redhead Ella Hughes has popped up across the pornosphere over the past couple of years, often paired with another, older British woman in scenes rife with verbal interplay (including one with Page Three legend Linsey Dawn Mckenzie). After appearing in a skimpy slave outfit in last year’s Star Wars Underworld: A XXX Parody from Digital Playground, Ella added to her long run of DP flicks with a British take on a US porno trope: the freshman hookup in an empty classroom. Paired with a bespectacled Luke Hardy, Rugby team captain Ella makes a plea for fundraising support – curiously in US dollars – then rewards Luke with a welcome-to-college working over.

Stella Cox, naturally curvaceous, bright-eyed, and flirtatious, cut a swathe through low-rent porno wannabes last year and not only proved herself very worthy of screen time but one of the most convincing “romance” performers we’ve yet encountered. And where better to showcase such skills that at Kelly and Ryan Madison’s PornFidelity. Debuting in Boho Beauty #4 back in May of 2016, Stella this year added two more scenes for the husband-and-wife studio, April’s The Public Eye (with Alex Legend), and June’s Real Life #19. The former offers great bodily reflections in a bathtub and well-mirrored bathroom while the latter runs over an hour and sees Mr. Madison unable to hold back, fucking Stella’s mouth in his driveway before heading inside to push further inside her.

Speaking of pushing things inside a female body, that’s something at which the insanely busty, plump-lipped MILFy vixen Jasmine Jae is proving to be far more accomplished at that anyone had previously thought. Given her own showcase feature by Jonni Darkko, the man responsible for similar releases starring Kalina Ryu and Kianna Dior, Jasmine takes on a throng of rock hard men across four brand new scenes: a seven-guy messy-as-hell blowbang, a double-anal foursome with Juelz Ventura, an interracial creampie orgy complete with spoonfed cum-eating, and a scene in which Jasmine dons cat ears and a tail plug, drinks milk on all fours, then is ravaged by six guys, first orally, then anally up to-two-at-a-time, until they’ve left her with a face and belly full of semen. Under Darkko’s direction, Jasmine Jae: No Holes Barred is a powerhouse showcase from an incredibly dynamic performer.

There’ll be more from the British delegation next week as we look into the burgeoning sex-taxi-tourism industry causing a furore in the UK, right here at Mr. Pink’s.