Club Seventeen, a very adult site featuring very adult (but young) women in all kinds of erotic situations and states. Why Club Seventeen carries such a controversy-baiting name is beyond me, but having reviewed the site a few times, your ol’ pal Mr. Pink is in the perfect position to recommend such a site. And recommend I do, though not only because of Club Seventeen’s miraculously sexy babes or the salacious self-pleasuring they get up to on this exclusive site. Club Seventeen also offers discount so huge it’s usually reserved for the Black Friday stampedes. One month at Club Seventeen would usually set you back €27.95 but can now be had for a meagre €9.95. And, since we’re not based in Europe, I’ll do you the courtesy of converting currency to something more local… how does USD $11-a-month sound?
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Discounted by 65% exclusive for Mr. Pink’s readers, at the now-$11-a-month Club Seventeen, you might no be expecting much. You’d be misguided, however, as this teen porn site to end all teen porn sites currently boasts 4375 exclusive videos and 8008 photo galleries. If you’re a video man, you could consider each one to be priced at a quarter-of-a-cent (0.25¢) each. If you’re devoted to still photos and are interested in them alone you could measure Club Seventeen’s value by the fact that each gallery essentially costs 0.13¢. Fans of photo and video porn are the biggest winners, of course, with each item in the combined Club Seventeen collection virtually costing 0.08¢, a stupendous bargain, a pittance, an unmissable sale!
Club Seventeen’s decadent teen Europorn has never looked better or been more affordable. So, unless you’re a granny fan, I’d head over to Europe’s preeminent purveyor of porn before this incredible offer disappears faster than pubic hair on millennials!
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