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Drips of Sweetness, Cum Like Candy

A friend of mine, regaling me with the story of her first experience doling out fellatio, once told me that ejaculate tasted like “egg white and seawater.” As appetizing as that cocktail may seem to a few, the taste of … Continue reading

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Create-a-Mate for the Holidays

From 4th millennium renderings of Ancient Egyptian fertility god Min to Cynthia Plaster Caster to The Lex Steele PowerLock Cock, casting the human penis in a firm substance, whether stone, iron, glass or RealSkin, and revering it as a symbol … Continue reading

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Tasha Reign’s Pony Tales

Poor Tasha Reign’s parents, they just can’t catch a break. First their daughter gets cast on trash-tastic MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, then she poses for Playboy, and then, most disastrously from a parenting perspective, she embarks … Continue reading

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Rabbi Dildo in Masturpiece Drama

“You wanna make dildos in the image of the Queen, Count Dracula, a genie, and a rabbi? And you don’t think it’ll land you in hot water?” Despite the protestations I’m sure he suffered through, entrepreneur Shed Simove embarked on … Continue reading

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Aussie Woolworths’ Bad Vibes

Woolworths, Australia’s largest supermarket chain, made a decision last week that will make it more difficult for their everyday shopper, women especially, to leave with a smile on their face. Threatened with a consumer boycott, ‘The Fresh Food People’ agreed … Continue reading

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