It’s a rare week at Mr. Pink’s when we have the privilege to assess four truly outstanding sites in one week, but this week, dear reader, was such a week. Sure, we’ve all known about the excellent, insanely influential Bang Bros and Reality Kings networks for some time now (although they really are better than ever these days), so that’s not exactly news. The utterly awesome super-hardcore erotica of Colette and Hookup Hotshot’s social media fuck-a-thon, on the other hand, are porno revelations of major importance! Will next week be just as thrilling at Mr. Pink’s? With the porn reviews we have on the cards, yeah, I think it might be!
Month: March 2016
Cougars and Kittens and Wives, Oh My!
Naughty America has long been known as home of the MILFs, but recent efforts to recast the network in a more comprehensive light have worked wonders for one of porn’s most beloved networks. Bridging the generation gaps left by so many teen- or MILF-focused sites, Naughty America’s 45 online outlets provide fans of mature, youthful, and married women all with porno treats they’ll find more than adequate. As Naughty America is constantly evolving, adding new sites, and bringing in scorching hot new models, I figured now might be a good time to rundown the roster of the network’s hottest models in each of the above categories.
Cougars:
Found on more NA sites than my fingers can manage to capably type, middle-aged harlots intent on scoring some young stud’s hard-on are a typical trait of a Naughty America scene. Seduced by a Cougar, My First Sex Teacher, My Wife’s Hot Friend, Diary of a MILF, and My Friend’s Hot Mom have collectively brought us such cougars as Julia Ann, Emma Starr, Syren De Mer, and Monique Alexander, the latter in a fantastic Housewife 1-On-1 POV scene.
Kittens:
The younger end of Naughty America’s model spectrum can usually be found on such sites as Diary of a Nanny, Naughty Rich Girls, My Girl Loves Anal, Naughty Bookworms, and schoolgirl-themed Fast Times, as well as on a trio of sites that, if acted out IRL, would kill every relationship you have: My Friend’s Hot Girl, and My Sister’s Hot Friend, and My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend. An astonishing array of young talent can be seen here, maybe even beating the MILFS: Karla Kush, Sara Luvv, Samantha Rone, and the deliciously thick Priya Price would leave your girlfriend wracked with jealousy (if they really existed as shown here).
Wives:
Not content to focus solely on age, Naughty America has also set its salacious sights on that most sacred of institutions: marriage. As detailed by the super-sexy FFM threesomes of Wives on Vacation, the pre-altar adultery of Naughty Weddings, the infidelities of the Cheating Wives Club, and My Wife is My Pornstar’s extra-marital cuckolding hookups, Naughty America sure doesn’t seem like any place you’d want take your new bride on your honeymoon. (Not unless you were both drunk and, now sober, looking for an easy out…)
The age-old argument of whether art reflects society or society reflects art is once again a hot topic thanks to Naughty America’s absolute dedication to making us question our most intimate societal bonds. From our wives to our girlfriends to the guys they fuck behind out backs (and the women we fuck behind theirs), Naughty America offers the nation’s most bizarre social analysis and some of the world’s steamiest porn. That’s quite the combination!
Beating on a Budget! w/ Hookup Hotshot
When is size not all that important? Well, never, really. And definitely not when it comes to porn sites that ask you to pay regular monthly access fees. In that instance, size is usually of the utmost importance, but not today. In this here Beating on a Budget! we’re looking at a site that, although small in size, has already made significant waves in an industry that claims to have seen it all. However, the site in question, the work of a director/performer calling himself Bryan Gozzling, a guy of whom most people would jump at the chance to shout “Hipster,” just happens to be more one of the most intense new takes on porn in recent years. I, Mr. Pink, present to you, dear reader and devotee of on-screen degeneracy, Hookup Hotshot.
Launching mid-2015, Hookup Hotshot quietly started turning heads the WWW over. Casting new girls on the cock, such girls as Sadie Pop, Jade Jantzen, Liza Rowe, and Aria Alexander in almost aggressive male-dominated hardcore sex scenes, Gozzling guarantees his guests turn in performances of a caliber they won’t produce for other sites. Initially recruiting his conquests through social media platforms and shown on-screen via animated text bubbles, Gozzling soon courts his hungry-cunted gal pal back to his place and proceeds to instruct her in the art of pleasing a deviant, utterly perverted man. Spitting in their faces and jamming his hands inside their various orifices before even exposing his dick, Gozzling proves an intense, commanding performer. His style won’t suit everyone – especially those heavily into “romance” or “couples” porn – but those eager to see today’s current crop of cock-riders in their messiest and most degenerate scenes yet cannot ignore Hookup Hotshot.
THE MATH:
As mentioned earlier, Hookup Hotshot isn’t exactly overflowing with material, not after less than a year online, but there is a deal in place that will whisk you inside for a riotous good time at an irresistibly affordable price. The regular monthly price of $29.99 has now been lowered to just $14.99 for a limited time, but that’s not the only deal going: $5 for 5 days’ access is a great way to sample Gozzling’s fare without major commitment, and if you sign up for tri-monthly billing your cost goes down to just $13.33-a-month. Sure, there might only be 42 scenes online but with porn’s hottest, most deviant newbies, 4K Ultra-HD videos, and a deal with Evil Angel that has him heading for the big time, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot is an undeniably good deal!