Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 14th, 2017

mrpinksThe weather’s getting colder across the continental USA and porn has already started putting a few extra logs on the fire, as it were, gearing up for a solid winter of cozy indoor fondling and fucking of the digital porno kind. Here at Mr. Pink’s we’re looking at two stalwarts of their respective niche arenas that are also both crossover successes enjoying mainstream porno attention. First up, Evil Angel, the brainchild of John “Buttman” Stagliano is even better than ever, now hosting Katrina Jade to an exclusive anal contract and more hotshot directors and star showcases every few months. Girlfriends Films takes a similar approach as Evil Angel, at least in the professionalism and usability of its massive online video archive. Filled with all-female arrangements of all kinds, beautifully rendered in 1080p HD, it’s a real treat for the sapphically inclined. Next week we’ll be looking at two more epic online fuck-fests with glowing reputations, so don’t miss the lowdown from yours truly. Until then, keep it toasty!

Mr. Skin Fucks Hollywood Fairly

Contrary to what the current scandals rocking Hollywood’s elite would have you believe, not everyone getting laid in tinsel town is doing it in a criminal fashion. In fact, so readily do some actresses disrobe and perform sex acts before a high-end camera (and hopefully respectful crew), that one of the world’s most infamous websites is devoted entirely to cementing in the history books when and where which actresses, models, singers, and presenters got their gear of for our entertainment purposes. C’mon, surely you’re already intimately familiar with the work of Mr. Skin!

Mr. Skin

Documenting the time, title, and exact nature of each titilation has led to Mr. Skin being inarguably the world’s most devoted chronicler of celebrity skin. Now, with the current state of television delivering better (and bawdier) shows than ever before, and with more pop-stars and actresses taking daring leaps into sexually graphic shows, Mr. Skin is an even more essential tool than ever.

Recent blogs devoted to the Best of Olga Kurylenko, topless “sweeties” busting out of sweaters, and the most salacious parts of the TV version of Steven Soderbergh’s Sasha Grey vehicle The Girlfriend Experience; Anna Friel filling in for Grey very nicely indeed. Along with general TV nudity round-ups, showcases of particularly sexy talents, and custom playlists detailing the best racks/rumps/lips/legs in Hollywood, Bollywood, Nollywood and beyond, Mr. Skin’s parade of very-nearly-porno is an unmissable part of the adult Internet and an increasingly essential tool in this stream-saturated era.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 7th, 2017

mrpinksNow that Halloween is well and truly over – well, unless you’re reading this week’s aprés ’ween porno round-up blog, that is – we can get back to our usual slate of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews of sites more generally focused on sex. Wait, we can’t? This week sees two incredibly steamy, muy salaz sites devoted to two different kinky takes on hardcore fucking go under review. First it’s Burning Angel where Joanna and her crew are continuing to defy convention and prove as popular as ever as they rut ’n’ romp their way around the World Wide Web. Taking a darker, more sinister turn is Pure Taboo, a site where every relationship is strained and every woman’s ass is marked red with handprints but begging to be satisfied, a growing site with solid HD episodes directed by Bree Mills and Craven Moorehead. (Next week, folks, I promise things will be a little gentler!)

Halloween Porn Parade Continues

Every year we get a modest serving of Halloween-themed porno for our holiday self-entertainment needs. This year, however, was a little different. After bringing you blogs highlighting the All Hallows antics of Babes and Brazzers, there’s one last online house of ill repute that requires some kudos for its Halloween efforts this year. That studio, friends, is home to a bevy of today’s best teen-heavy hardcore sites and is most commonly known as Passion HD.

Ariana Marie

This year on its Passion HD, Tiny4k, Nanny Spy, and SpyFam websites, the network threw up four damn fine celebrations of every girl’s favorite holiday excuse to wear something cartoonish and slutty. First to arrive and landing at the brand new SpyFam, subscribers were treated to newcomer Jade Kush all gussied up as D.Va from Overwatch as she encounters a cowboy and rides him for a memorable Halloween hoe-down, all of it caught on a mix of standard cameras as CCTV-style footage for that extra voyeuristic touch.

Halloween Hookup followed at the flagship Passion HD site, bringing Ariana Marie to the lineup once again, this time as a foxy little Dorothy Gail of Kansas, who, sensing some sparks with her Scarecrow companion, hikes up her gingham dress and lets the brainless boner-sporting haystack pound her senseless.

Tiny4k welcomed another Passion HD veteran, dressing Adriana Chechik up as Wonder Woman and inviting her to work one of the studio’s biggest in-house boners after dropping her broadsword and shield, and deciding to fuck, not fight her way through another All Hallows’ Eve.

Last to grace the network’s updates page in full costume and associated regalia was Aidra Fox, appearing in Nanny’s Halloween Party Plans Busted by Dad at the also brand-spanking-new Nanny Spy. Hired to watch his spawn on Halloween night, the irrepressible Ms. Fox instead betrays her employers confidence and goes out to party. When he arrives home and figures it all out, his temper can only be dissuaded by one thing: a marvelous cock-working by his failed babysitter.

After this year’s barrage of costumed carnality, the reasons for which I still can’t quite figure, you’re probably going to need a rest from such lunacy and instead desire something a bit more sane. Next week, I assure you, Mr. Pink’s will deliver exactly that. Until then, rest your candy-addled body and save some stamina for the rest of the year, why don’t ya?