Brazzers Endless Black Friday

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Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.

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