A Snowy, Blowy Christmas

When it rains (or more accurately, snows) it pours! That is often true of family tragedies, tacky Christmas gifts, and holiday porn. Once Christmas Eve hit this year, the pornosphere became as inundated with red-white-and-green-tinted smut as the Midwest USA did with snow. I, Mr. Pink, your intrepid surveyor of seasonal smut, will now attempt a brief round-up of this year’s offerings from all the major and must-watch studios and sites in Adult.


Over at the reliably festive Passion HD, Riley Reid gushes all over a Xmas cock while Piper Perri unwraps another to pry her pussy apart. SpyFam offers up Lily Rader and her ugly-sweatered stepbro in a forbidden family tryst. The Nubiles Porn Network has delivered some goodies this year and Angel Smalls as a reluctantly elf-costumed stepsister to the aptly-named Logan Long is the latest, along with a raunchy New Year’s Eve party starring Ariel McGwire, Emma Hix, and a lucky guy named T.

Brazzers devoted three updates to a parody of everyone’s favorite holiday shoot-em-up, Die Hard, with Mia Markova in the lead role working her magnificent ass in scenes escalating in violence, drama, and sexual adventure. Torn apart from her husband, Danny Mountain, at Christmas, the blonde one-woman-army takes on her heavily-accented antagonists in a rooftop showdown for the ages, one that sees Mia deliver her incredible first DP effort.

Now offering an $8.50-a-month Holiday sale providing full access to the entire network and all 9 Premium sites, Team Skeet is a damn fine holiday bargain featuring four holiday hardcore scenes starring Jillian Janson, Katya Rodriguez, Niki Snow, and Emma Hix (who looks incredible draped in nothing but white string lights).

And, while not exactly Christmas or otherwise holiday themed – so no costumes or gift-wrap or decorated trees – Mofos has come through for its clearly valued members, unveiling a ten-scene Holiday Gift Pack of unseen, original encounters with some of this year’s most glorious new performers and a few established stars. If that isn’t the incentive you’ve been waiting for, would-be Mofos-men, then I don’t know what would be!

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