Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 13th, 2016

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we welcomed back an old friend from the dial-up days, peered in for super-close-up pussy shots, and checked out two acclaimed A-list studio sites. Home to a busty blonde housewife many will know well, Wifey’s World is still going and now showcases her fellatio skills and amazing cleavage in 720p HD. In the Crack might lack the amateur touch, but its glammy yet naturalistic vulva investigations result in scorching hot masturbation from toddy’s top porn talents from the worldwide pool. New Sensations and Jules Jordan are studios often competing head-to-head but now on diverging paths, they’ve both become indispensable adult entertainments. Next week there’ll be more Halloween talk on the blog – hell, check out what’s there now! – and a first review of a brand new Virtual Reality site that’ll have you spinning.

Halloween the GirlsWay Way

Girls' Way's "Little Red"

With Halloween fast approaching and every bar conversation I’ve overheard in the last two weeks touching upon the best tactics of annoying brat avoidance or where to find the “raddest” costumes fit for cocktail parties, numerous adult studios and sites are turning their attention once again to the costumed fetish wonderland that is porn come Halloween time. One studio that’s already well equipped to satisfy those hitting its homepage for All Hallow’s thrills is the acclaimed all-female outfit GirlsWay.

After last year’s apocalyptic thriller The Turning, GirlsWay directors Bree Mills and Stills By Alan, Little Red might seem a more gentle effort, but first impressions can be deceiving. Based (obviously) on the classic European folk fairytale Little Red Riding Hood, about a gullible young girl visiting her grandmother only to find a hungry wolf disguised in her place, the five-part feature series is scheduled to air its finale on October 31st with episodes one-through-four already available. Presented in 1080p High Definition videos filled with rich scarlet reds and haunting blacks sees Cassidy Klein play the hooded hottie as she ventures, naked as a jaybird through the midnight forest, on a very different path to the Red we’ve known all these years. Grandma (Kendra Lust) is having some problems and a Social Worker (April O’Neil) aims to set shit right. But with a crime ring, a she-wolf (Abigail Mac), a hippie flower child, and the keywords facesitting, tribbing, lingerie, and family role-play all factoring in to varying degrees, Red’s not likely to end up being eaten by the wolf, at least not in the traditional sense. There’s plenty of eating going on here, don’t get me wrong, but the finale, which boasts O’Neil, Mac, Lust, and Klein in one giant, sweaty, heaving pile of sapphic carnality, has so much more in store for GirlsWay’s devoted members and, if you’re into all-girl ecstasy, you too.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 4th, 2016

mrpinksOctober is here, which means Halloween (and Halloween porn) is just around the corner. Before you get your pants all pumpkin-stained, why not take ’em off to some of porn’s hottest commodities, as reviewed this week by Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews? Under investigation this week: Holed, a brand new 4K anal effort from the makers of Lubed; New Sensations’ take on sapphic erotica with The Lesbian Experience; The Classic Porn’s teeming archive of vintage porn from all countries and eras; and the bold, the uncompromising, the relentlessly brutal Fetish Network home to some 48 websites (and one or two essentials) dealing in kink, fetish, and BDSM porn. Over on the blog I took a look at the supremely talented AJ Applegate’s latest star showcases and a mainstream porn studio now discounted to an unmissable price. Dig it, folks, then be back here next week for more from me, Mr. Pink.

AJ Applegate: Squirting Angel

AJ Applegate

Entering porn in 2012 at age 22, native New Yorker AJ Applegate made no bones about her career aspirations, speaking of her desire to make MILF status and eventually produce and direct her own work. Three years later she had won her first AVN, Night Moves, and XBIZ Awards and seemed destined to show herself a porno lifer. The reigning XRCO Orgasmic Analist hasn’t slowed down an iota of late, shooting feature showcase movies for 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, and Archangel (My First Black Gang Bang, AJ Applegate: No Limits, and The Booty Queen 2, respectively). As the year well and truly starts to wane she has another pair of showcase movies hitting shelves both retail and virtual as we speak.

Directed by Toni Ribas, SquirtQueen sees AJ (“the ultimate squirt whore”) gush over Ribas, Moe Johnson, Ramon Nomar, and other drenched gentlemen, and over Maddy O’Reilly, her only female co-star. Bill Bailey dominates the ass-tastic blonde in bondage, using his toys and tools and hands to make her erupt fluid while, in another scene, she lets loose her “girl-juice geyser” underneath a water sprinkler, filled to capacity with Nomar’s cock. Out now through Evil Angel, SquirtQueen is four scenes of unbridled fluid sharing that few other pornstars can compete with.

Archangel, which already released one AJ showcase this year in the butt-smashing insta-classic The Booty Queen 2, has another side of AJ Applegate that it aims to showcase: her sapphic tendencies. An avowed bisexual in her private life, AJ fucks women just as passionately as she does men and it’s this kind of activity that AJ’s Angels delivers in spades. Starting out sporting a strap-on to fill Abigail Mac’s snatch then relaxing in a rose-petal-filled bathtub with Elsa Jean. Taking things outdoors with Jenna Sativa proves a smart move, the two applying plenty of tongue to each other in affectionate licks. AJ wouldn’t be AJ without a little kinkiness and her final scene with her Angels delivers exactly that by throwing Karlie Montana and Kenzie Taylor into the mix, providing a bare soundstage and some Hitachi wands then letting the trio enjoy themselves as best they can.

Next time Mr. Pink’s runs a blog about this particular American porno dynamo, we had better be announcing AJ’s impending directorial debut or her latest huge award win – a performer this phenomenal deserves no less.