What’s going under the ol’ Pink-O-Scope this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews? Why nothing but three of the finest adult entertainment options a home viewing porn lover could ask for, that’s all! First up, Met Art X and ALS Scan provided a double dose of masturbation heavy porno marvels in HD and 4K, the former more classy and refined than the absurdly adventurous latter site. Naughty America needs no introduction but it did need a good once-over from your truly. This week we’re assessing the massive network’s 2D and 3D smut, diving in deep to see what VR goodies and POV treats it has in store for us. Don’t forget to bring yourself back here next week for more as we dive into another trio of online porn vendors in our unending effort to bring you the finest digital smut ever created!
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Jessy’s New Girlfriends
Ah, the life of a pornstar! When not dodging squirt-bombs on a soundstage or sodomizing a “step-sister” for some nutty new site, plenty of male pornstars enjoy their private lives in quiet solitude. But not Jessy Jones. Having joined the ranks of Evil Angel directors, the young hotshot not only gets to bang the industry’s hottest women for other directors but also grab a GoPro and shoot gonzo date-style porno that owes more than a little to Manuel Ferrara’s Raw series. For Jessy’s Girls 2, the one man sexcapade has roped in four of today’s finest performers, from the newly minted pornstar generation of today and veteran sluts who know better than to fuck with lesser men.
In six scenes of steamy sexual chemistry run rampant, Jessy Jones courts Eliza Ibarra, Gianna Dior, Jasmine Jae, and Kleio Valentien, even taking the first three for multiple rides. Eliza and Jessy head to the beach where, naturally, she blows him before they rush back to his place and fully unleash their lust. Gianna’s date involves a baseball game that Jessy largely ignores in favor of ogling her cleavage, some raunchy road head on the way back the hotel that sees every surface soiled by their two bodies. Returning for a ten minute fuck in a stoner’s dream black-lit bedroom, Gianna is followed by the title’s resident MILF, Jasmine Jae. Following a concert, the British beauty guides Jessy into her asshole for anal and ass-to-mouth galore. Another twenty minutes of this pair follows later with a beautifully homemade hotel romp resulting in another creampie. For some, the most appealing ingredient of Jessy’s Girls 2 will be the vastly underused Kleio Valentien, who returns to Evil Angel after a three year absence for a dose of Jessy’s deep anal dicking. Basically buying her ass with suite tickets to the NBA, Jessy proves once again that the pornstar life is the envy of all straight men.
Evil Angel is now hosting Jessy’s Girls 2 and offers 1080p HD streaming and downloads of this epic homemade pro porn.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 26th, 2019
This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re dealing with a mixed bag of porno product designed to leave you sweating and gasping for air, withered post-orgasmic member in your hand. Our all new porn reviews this week detail the ins and outs, the ups and downs of three very different sites. Pegas Productions operates out of Quebec and provides HD videos of amateur and semi-pro Canadians at their fucking fittest. VideosZ, a long running adult movie house, recently teamed up with Bang! to expand the erotic offerings of both sites – this is an amazing pair, folks! Lastly, from the sick minds at Fetish Network, Brutal POV offers you the chance to be the misogynist bastard you kinda sorta always wanted to be, taking control of girlfriends and employees and random sluts for your HD and 4K sexual gratification and entertainment. Before you shuffle off to enjoy the finest in fucking entertainment, as advised by yours truly, stop by Mr. Pink’s blog and check out what living porno legend, Ms. Tera Patricks has been up to lately. Then head back here for another triple shot of porno wisdom next week, only at Mr. Pink’s!
Tera Patrick Terraforms Comeback
How long has it been since we heard from Tera Patrick? Far too long, most of you will agree. While the legendary erotic goddess and borderline crossover success story isn’t everyone’s cup of tea – only those that like statuesque half-Asian stunners with ungodly sexy curves, excellent dick sucking skills and international celebrity status, I guess – those who’ve always had a hard spot for Ms. Patrick will be thrilled to learn that her long running official website, TeraPatrick.com, has seen some recent bubbling of adult activity surface.
Tera Patrick’s official online home hasn’t always been the most consistent or worthwhile way to explore the woman’s work. Largely filled with softcore galleries and clips rather than her excellent hardcore work, Tera’s site seemed destined to mire in the backwaters of former adult celebrity business ventures. Then the news of Tera’s self-revival started spreading and details started to emerge. Closely linked to her MyTeradise blog and promising live camshows, an “Ask Tera” advice column, and weekly photo and video updates, Tera’s revived site seems to be setting the stage for a more general comeback.
While we shouldn’t be expecting Ms. Patrick to step back into the hardcore realm anytime soon – her devotion to her blossoming family seems to be preventing that particular career revival – but if the recent goings-on at TeraPatrick.com are any indication, the irrepressible self-promotor and porn superstar is ready to dazzle longtime followers and new fans alike, and is planning to attend a number of adult conventions to promote her reinvigorated site.
Tera Patrick will appear at Exxxotica Chicago, this year April 5-7, performing a burlesque routine on the Main Stage. TeraPatrick.com is live and updating now.