Happy holidays, fap-fans, and welcome to another round of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews. This week we angled new assessments of a trio of very different porno perennials. TransAngels shifted gears a while back and now brings its members amazing trans-hardcore in HD packages so tidy and tantalizing they’re pushing into the mainstream! True to her reputation, Holly Randall delivered the finest feminine sexuality the online world has to offer on her official site, blending hardcore and softcore to great effect. Babes and its six sites of hottie-ogling adult awesomeness covered interracial sex, office fantasies, anal adventures, and more, all wrapped in a seriously gorgeous photographic package. Next week we’ll be taking a look at some superstar sites that’ve been earning accolades all over, but which ones? Tune in next week, friends, and find out!
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Lisa Ann: Better Than Ever
Having retired from on-screen sex work in 2014, Lisa Ann, the mega-busty brunette from Pennsylvania, seemed committed to her new fantasy football endeavors, fucking twenty-something athletes, and campaigning for sex workers rights. Four years later (and a few bra sizes smaller), Lisa Ann returned to active duty earlier this year. Making her new home at Evil Angel, the longtime fan favorite performer cemented herself as a powerhouse director, helming her own comeback special, Lisa Ann is Back 4 More, its sequel (…Even More), and two special showcase titles. Paired with Honey Gold, Gina Valentina, Raven Heart, and Brett Rossi, our director shows her fondness for three-ways by sharing a stiff dick with a vivacious co-star in Sometimes I Share. A double-dicking twofer see Ms. Ann take on Rob Piper, Isiah Maxwell, Jason Brown and Nat Turner in Lisa Ann’s Black Out #3, a showcase of her fondness for black dick. Although she appears to have complete control over her Evil Angel output, there are other studios eager to shoot the returning legend…
Shooting with Euro-stud du jour, Markus Dupree, for Brazzers website Big Butts Like it Big, Lisa jumped about the ZZ train and rode it to even greater heights of superstardom. Wrapped in yoga pants and a sports bra, Lisa’s workout is soon sidelined by her sexy masseur, who gets a little aggressive when his skills are called into question. Over at Reality Kings, where she hadn’t appeared for over ten years, our gal is stranded by the roadside when a young couple, Jordi El Nino Polla and Kimmy Granger. stop to help her out. They’re soon in over their heads as Kimmy finds Lisa masturbating in their shower, decides to join in, and is soon joined by her big picked boyfriend for a MILF-infused threeway carnal cocktail.
Not content to shoot for others, Lisa Ann also publishes exclusive content on her official members only site, The Lisa Ann, where you can ogle her in stunning 4K videos. Whether this is a fully committed return that will net us another decade of excellent onscreen fuckery or a brief cash-grab effort soon to be over remains to be seen. Either way, Lisa Ann is back, better than ever, and burning up the small screen on a near daily basis.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 14th, 2018
After Halloween rattled our minds and most deviant imaginations last week, this week at Mr. Pink’s we return to our regularly scheduled programming of porno inquiry! Under investigation this week: Manuel Ferrara, the famous Frenchman and his new Jules Jordan affiliated website; and Fetish Network’s latest teen-assaulting hardcore horror show, Internet Creeper. One’s a mainstream marvel and the other’s destined to remain awesome but obscure forever. Find out which at your favorite font of pornographic wisdom, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!
Halloween Hangover Cures
Well, it’s been a whole five days since the spirits of the netherworld rose up to possess us all, thrust us into elaborate (and often crazy expensive) costumes, and hurl us together for a wild, unhinged social explosion, so what does the porn world have to show for it? This year, along with the requisite cosplay-aided carnality and general fun-lovin’ usually seen in the adult sphere around this time of year, a few studios went all out and delivered multi-part epics tailored to Halloween fans everywhere. The infamous Brazzers set itself apart thanks to the efforts of a particular returning superstar performer while Burning Angel, no stranger to horror-themed porn, released another porn parody starring a cast of today’s boldest studs ’n’ sluts. Whether you were too busy IRL to beat your meat last Wednesday or spent the whole day immersed in utterly fantastic fucking, here’s Mr. Pink’s recap of what went down at two of the most impressive porn studios in the land on Halloween ’18.
The world famous “ZZ” Brazzers roped in returning open-orificed star, Bonnie Rotten, who took a temporary break from porn in late 2015 to welcome her first child, and cast her as a woman whose Halloween is ignited by the arrival of a mystery package containing a vibrator. He Came at Night opens with Bonnie enjoying some alone time with her new toy before being startled by a phone call from some heavy-breathing freak who’s actually a lot closer than she thinks. In Part 2, Bonnie’s prank caller won’t stop so she turns to neighbor Bill Bailey for a safe, secure lap to sit in. It doesn’t hurt that Bill’s lady, Kira Noir, is just as concerned for her foxy female neighbor as her man is. Part 3 brings Bonnie’s terrifying ordeal to the inevitable conclusion: the masked figure lurking on her property and breathing heavily down her phone line can no longer hang back and observe. Small Hands strikes, charging through the house in pursuit of his moistened, fleshy prize, revealing himself to be Bonnie’s tormenter – and not a bad lay, at all!
Burning Angel has been delivering awesome Halloween entertainment for discerning adults for many years now and, this year, the efforts BA unleashed on its devoted subscribers and supporters went above and beyond what most studios can muster. Joanna Angel and her crew of devilish deviants concocted this year a four-part extravaganza called I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween. Detailing Joanna Angel’s descent into a very horny version of hell, chapter one sees her husband Small Hands driving Ms. Angel to a secret location for a “surprise.” Well, surprise! Ivy Lebelle, Katrina Jade, and Ariana Marie pounce on Joanna and devour her completely, leaving her to wonder what her ultimate fate will be. Ms. Lebelle, an awesome new future superstar, takes chapter two for herself, treating a preferred client, Steve Holmes, to a wondrous working over after her pops up in a spooky mask, playfully scaring her. Chapter three highlights the excellent Katrina Jade: relaxing at home, trying not to recall the grisly death from chapter one, Ms. Jade is visited by the deceased woman’s widower and decides to help him get over the loss of his one true love… with pussy. Working its way to a roaring climactic scene starring Ariana Marie, I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween spans many years and ends on a denouement. A year after enduring the terrifying ordeal of chapter one. Ariana is in her yoga studio teaching two guys to limber up when she reveals her hidden interest in something else, the infamous Devil’s Triangle! Taking on both boys in an effort to observe herself of her sins, Ms. Marie is ultimately left with a messy studio and face – and a fuckpile of regrets!
Whatever you ended up doing on All Hallows’ Eve, we hope the following days are filled with fond remembrances and plenty of costumed carnality!