Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 24th, 2017

mrpinksWe’ve been traipsing around the Internet this week, friends, and all to find you the fittest and feistiest adult sites worth visiting. One particular pair stood out this week and both have received full rundowns from yours truly. True Amateurs is the newer of the two very different sites and it deals with “amateur” babes in homemade sex tapes that just happen to look quite a lot like today’s hottest new pornstars. The other you know well: Naughty America just keeps improving with every Mr. Pink’s visit and, now loaded with a solid VR archive and 4K videos, it’s damn near unbeatable. And, speaking of our naughty nation, Cherie DeVille has a little announcement to make. Let’s scoot over to the next post on our blog and see what she has planned. Ready to join her lusty legion? Step forward! Quick march!

DeVille/Coolio 2020

For some performers, working in porn is a means to achieving an education, fame, or crossover over into less traditionally reviled industries. For a select few, the notoriety they found through porn led to a rather unusual second career in politics. Nikki Benz has run for mayor of Toronto but Cherie DeVille has her sights set on a much more powerful office: the White House.

DeVille/Coolio 2020

DeVille, who has her doctorate in physical therapy, spent many years in the nation’s capital, growing up there but spending summers in Cape Cod. (Another political cliche – she just might have a shot!) Having officially announced her intention to run for the office of President of the United States of America, the multi AVN winner has clearly followed the example of the current boss, Prez-45, who proved anyone famous enough and determined enough could surprise the fuck out of everyone and actually win! DeVille knows that a winning campaign needs an excellent staff and the confidence of a worthy cabinet. To that end she has called upon Kennedy Summers (third-year med student; Healthcare Secretary), Alix Lynx (communications major; Press Secretary), Khloe Terae (jet-setting model; Foreigns Relations Secretary), and Grammy Award winning rap superstar Coolio as her second-in-command, the Vice Prez.

Remarkably – or not given the w-w-wacky world we live in – the DeVille/Coolio ticket isn’t as absurd as you might think. A look at their platform reveals a clear desire to tend to the needs of all Americans and, with a damn doctor and a Grammy Winner on board, you know they’ve got the skills to pull it off (in some form or another). Sponsored by FuckingAwesome.com, the DeVille/Coolio campaign should be a hoot to watch , and most likely not a particular destructive one either, so grab your popcorn and/or tissues, folks!

Not only is uber MILF DeVille pitting herself against an incumbent and a slew of no doubt more “respectable” candidates, DeVille has also just relaunched her official CherieDeVille.com website on the Crush Girls network. Taking place alongside newcomers Violet Starr, Alyssa Cole, and Ryan Riesling, DeVille joins her fellow super-MILFs Romi Rain, Briana Banks, and Brett Rossi to solidify Crush Girls as an irresistible gathering of the most devoted and independent pornstars working today.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 16th, 2017

mrpinksRocking’ and rollin’ through the annals of pornographic history, that’s us here at Mr. Pink’s, and this week we’ve got a double-shot of brand new porn reviews to keep your coins and your cock pointed in the right direction. Club Seventeen has long been devoted to young adult models frolicking through the European continent and it’s been keeping up the fine work lately, with a taste of Virtual Reality and 4K content creeping in. Cherry Pimps takes a slightly different approach to digitized smut, focusing on a handful of the most thrilling women working in porn today, celebrating them with their very own official Cherry Pimps sites, a load of prerecorded sex acts, and a strong schedule of live performances that you won’t want to miss. ’Til next week, porno fans, I remain your humble servant of hardcore entertainments!

Behold The Tremor!

Once in a while a new sexual aid or implement is released to the sexually frustrated public and unequivocally changes not only the arousal and orgasms of tens of thousands of people but the sex industry as a whole. In recent years the runaway success of the Sybian, the Hitachi Magic Wand, and the Tenga Egg have proven to be such items. Now, there’s something new and, well, potentially shattering invention already making a new for itself in the world of porn.

The Tremor

The Tremor is advertized as a “ride-on sex toy” somewhat similar to the Sybian but styled and geared toward more aggressive use. Embracing the words “rock” and “roll” and aiming to provide female users with fodder for their fucking-a-rock-star-in-a-swank-hotel-suite fantasies, the Tremor offers two controls to its seated dildo design: Rock controls vibration and Roll takes care of rotation. There’s even more guitar terminology attached: the insertable phallus that sits on top has been named The Whammy Bar, while a non-insertable textured hump know as The Bridge provides less penetrative pleasure. Already on the market and fetching a pretty penny, The Tremor may seem a little intimidating at first, but there’s some evidence you might want to check out before dismissing it entirely from your sexually-charged shopping list – and it’s ready for viewing at PornHub, no less.

PornHub saw the launch of a dedicated Tremor channel in early August, a channel hosting amateur and professional sex performers and their personal experiences using The Tremor. Don’t worry, it’s not just a verbalized version of an online product review – it’s very graphic. Loni Legend was the first to straddle “The Rock & Roll Sex Toy” and enjoy its movements. Followed by pseudo-reviews by Zoe Clark, Audrey Holiday, Kat Monroe, Reagan Lush, and an amateur performer known only as Riley, the channel gives a great overview of what The Tremor can deliver to an anxious snatch. And, with the unveiling of the first mainstream hardcore scene incorporating The Tremor, a Wasteland.com male-female sex scene starring Delirious Hunter, who claimed the device “rocks and rolls harder, faster and stronger than anything!”

More Tremor showcases starring porn performers of all levels are soon to arrive on the dedicated PornHub channel and, if banner ads pimping the device are any indication, there are a few very big names on the horizon. But, really, can The Tremor provide the most stereotypically rock-and-roll of all contemporary pornstars (Anna Bell Peaks) with something she hasn’t seen, felt, heard, or fucked before? You can find out for yourself at TheTremor.com.