When the San Francisco 49ers take on the Kansas City Chiefs on February 2nd for “the Big Game” one party in Miami, Florida will receive a very special, steaming hot surprise from the infamous porn purveyors known as Brazzers. Intent on cementing Super Bowl LIV as the most memorable of all time for some lucky porn fans, the studio has arranged a very special promotion that will see Brazzers contract performers Luna Star and Abella Danger hand deliver hot pizzas to the home of one winner.
Brazzers has a long history with both pizza and football and even devoted a two-part 2017 series entirely to a ZZ Pizza Party featuring Eva Notty and Nina Elle. Scene titles such as Extra Large with Extra Pepperoni Nipples should cement Brazzers as one of the most pizza-obsessed porn studios on the planet but if that’s not enough, how about any of the numerous scenes in which a pizza is delivered and soon discarded for more human flavors?
The great game of American Football has inspired plenty of porn scenarios but just last year saw Brazzers cast the incomparable Britney Amber as a wife who just couldn’t take her husband’s disrespect any longer. Instead, she opted for a Game Day Dicking. (Their friend Jonny Sinns seemed far more appreciative of her skimpy jersey-and-shorts combo, after all.) Football has also been used by Brazzers to bridge national and cultural divides, as in Blow Team Blow! which saw Lithuanian goddess Tina Kay also ditch her husband on game day. This time, however, it’s not his friend she pounces on during the halftime “entertainment” but his son.
Whatever you’re planning for the big game, you might want to keep it cool. If Abella Danger and Luna Star turned up at your doorstep with pizza in hand, your mind is sure to run through every football or pizza related Brazzers scenario you’ve ever seen – not to mention Abella’s and Luna’s awesome ZZ-ographies – and you might end up in quite the embarrassing position. Still, what are the odds, right?
Official Brazzers Pizza Big Game Contest