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The Force is Strong with Axel Braun

With The Walt Disney Company having just purchased Lucasfilm and all its properties and holdings from chairman, founder, and sole owner, Star Wars creator George Lucas, you might assume porn parodies of Lucasfilm properties have been put on the back burner until the intended parodists can gauge what Disney’s reaction to seeing their latest intellectual property acquisitions dishing out blowjobs and being primed for anal penetration might be. Porn parody master Axel Braun, however, waits for no mouse.

Riding the wave of Star Wars-related news with their own announcement that pre-production on sequels to existing the Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody has already begun, Braun and Vivid Entertainment now hope to have the next parody out by this time next year. “We expect adult movie fans will continue to have an interest in our adult Star Wars parody movies, so we’ve decided to add a third parody film to the two we already have in pre-production,” Braun told AVN., cementing the fourth Star Wars parody and lighting the fires of anticipation in many a fanboy’s loins.

Braun’s first Lucas-unaffiliated effort has been the breakout porn parody success of recent years and even had pop culture site Die Screaming praising the feature for “managing to keep true to the look and feel of the original source material, while injecting a healthy amount of tongue-in-cheek humor,” and praising both the “amazing” graphics and the “dead-on” casting.

If you still haven’t seen Braun’s original Star Wars parody, maybe this SFW trailer will convince you to seek it out. But don’t be alarmed: that sensation you feel rising from just below your guts and urging you to stroke your lightsaber… that’s the force.

Axel Braun Cries “Excelsior!”

It’s all coming together for comic book fan and adult video director Axel Braun. Way back in 1976 superhero giants Marvel and DC created comic history with their joint crossover venture Superman vs The Amazing Spider-Man and the event was a major influence on Mr. Braun. Now that he has solidified his position as the king of superhero-themed porn parodies with the roaring success of his The Dark Knight XXX, Batman XXX, Iron Man XXX, and The Avengers XXX features, as well as two featuring each of the aforementioned icons of their respective companies, Braun makes his boldest move yet: the very first superhero crossover porn parody: Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Set for release in November, the star-studded feature boasts Ryan Driller and Xander Corvus both reprising their respective roles as the titular heroes, Eric Masterson and James Bartholet as the villainous Lex Luther and Doc Ock, but it’s the female stars that everyone will be most looking forward to seeing in action. Kagney Linn Karter dons the red, yellow, and blue as Supergirl, Jenna Presley once again slips into the very, very tight Spider-Woman costume, and Jazy Berlin makes an auspicious debut as Felicia Hardy, a.k.a. The Black Cat while Andi San Dimas and Capri Anderson reprise their roles as our heroes respective love interests, Lois Lane and Mary Jane Watson.

Short of tracking down an original copy of the real crossover and paying upwards of $100, the best way to prepare for Braun’s latest opus is to check out the surprisingly SFW trailer, which will give you just enough glimpses of babes, biceps, and Braun’s signature special FX to get your blood pumping even now, still weeks away from the release.

Lexi Belle Grows Up

Even though she had once declaratively stated that her anus was “too tiny” for penile penetration, everyone’s favorite pixie of porn, Lexi Belle, has relented and shot her very first anal sex scene. What made her finally changed her mind? Was it the clamoring of her adoring fans, an opening in anal master James Deen’s schedule, or a big, fat paycheck? Was it even, perhaps, just the right offer at the right time.

In the lengthy introductory interview segment of the scene, which can be found in Elegant Angel’s new release ‘Lexi’, the bubbly and clearly excited Ms. Belle explains that in this, her seventh year in adult entertainment, she found that many of her sexual firsts – first blowjob, first threesome, first time with a woman – had been on camera, “on display for you” she says, referring to her fans. She admits to having grown up on camera and says “There comes a time when you… grow up a little bit more. This year I’m gonna be 25 and [I’m] gonna try something different, something big.”

That something big is James Deen. He’s been many pornstars’ first on-screen anal experience and Lexi couldn’t be in more capable hands. While I won’t go into detail about the scene itself aside from saying that, yes, it definitely was worth the wait, I will ask you, Mr. Pink’s readers, who’s left. Now that long-time anti-anal performer Lexi Belle has finally opened herself up in a new way, who remains that hasn’t taken one in the rear for her viewing audience? And while I may be overestimating my influence in this industry, if you let me know whose ass you’re dying to see pounded, I’ll tweet the hell out of her and make sure she knows!

Until then, here’s a taste of what’s in store for Lexi in her first self-titled feature with Elegant Angel’s trailer.

Videobox Recommends…

Videobox latest movies Videobox might be one of the most popular, successful, and influential adult websites since the dawn of the Internet era, but that doesn’t mean those running the joint always are infallible. A recent change to the way the site operates has users up in arms; or it did until those at VB managed a compromise. So, what happened?

A little over a week ago, the Videobox homepage no longer displayed the most recently added DVDs to the sites immense archive and instead offered members a selection of titles from the collection that an algorithm had decided they were likely to be interested in. Watch a lot of interracial porn at VB? Get recommendations of other interracial titles. Split your viewing between anal and all-girl? Log in to find a mix of your two favorite niches conveniently arranged underneath the Videobox banner. Sounds neat, right? Not everyone thought so and response from members was, to put it mildly, not entirely appreciative.

After blogging about the change and participating in discussion with members, Videobox and its spokesperson (Josh) compromised. Although the recommendations will still hold prime position, the newly added DVDs are due to be back on the front page within the week, meaning members will no longer have to select Movies, then sort by Date / Newest in order to find the latest additions to Videobox’s already enormous 13,00o-title collection.

But, wait a second… Why is everyone still complaining? Having a rotating selection of titles tailored to your tastes by an algorithm that runs invisibly and undetectably behind-the-scenes to keep your dick hard ’cause it knows what you like is an awesome move on VB’s part! This was always a part of VB’s interface and although it usually just nested beside a DVD you had already chosen, showing similar titles and the work of the same performers, it had a powerful influence on what VB’s members, Mr. Pink included, found themselves watching. Are you really going to ignore the most mathematically plausible recommendations of one of the few truly great adult video sites just to keep your viewing trained on the newest titles, most of which aren’t even really new, merely new to this site? You can’t please everybody but you can please yourself, especially at Videobox.