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Adult Workers of the USA, Celebrate!

The first proposal for the celebration of Labor Day asked for “A street parade to exhibit to the public ‘the strength and esprit de corps of the trade and labor organizations,” and since it’s unlikely the general public will spend this coming Monday praising the work of those who suck and fuck on camera, don’t you think you, as an avid enjoyer of the pornographic arts, should do a little something to commend their tireless effort to fulfill your deepest sexual fantasies? LA Direct Models certainly thinks so.

Hosting a Labor Day Extravaganza at the Hollywood Playhouse on Sunday September 4th, porn’s premiere talent agency intends to honor porn’s hardest working women and men the best way the adult industry knows how – by partying their cotton socks off! Jerry Anders of co-sponsor Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, told AVN that the bash, which is hosted by big-bootied adult superstars Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose, is a chance “to celebrate all the hard-working people in the industry who keep it moving along all year, which is what the holiday is about.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Hats off to you, porn professionals, now party hard, take Monday off, then get your impeccable asses back to work! (Just be sure not to wear white lingerie.)

Ufuk

This week’s edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings us the hilariously and somewhat curiously titled Ufuk.

Ufuk??? Yes, say it with me, Ufuk.

Ufuk was found was browsing the XXX Vault network for an upcoming review to be featured at MrPinks.com. According to XXX Vault, Ufuk in Turkish is translated to “Horizon.” I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the English translation for Ufuk is “You Fuck.” Ufuk simply has a name you won’t forget.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Ufuk and your somewhat bizarre porn star name. Keep on fucking Ufuk!

Jessica Drake Sucks (in the best way possible)

Following in the footsteps of other adult instructional video releases like Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex, Wicked Pictures contract star and noted sex educator, Jessica Drake will soon unleash a guide to giving head. The first in a three-part line of instructional DVDs entitled Jessica Drake’s Guide To Wicked Sex, Fellatio features noted cocksuckers Bobbi Starr, Jordan Kingsley and Allie Haze dropping to their knees in front of Danny Mountain, Eric Masterson, and Chris Johnson while Ms. Drake – or should that be Dr. Drake? – imparts the wisdom years of licking glans, stroking balls, and swallowing cum has given her.

Bobbi Starr, known for her intense deep throating abilities tells Drake and the female viewers at which this release is targeted that eating an orange before going downtown aids deep tonsil tickling penetration by increasing saliva production while relative newbie Allie Haze sucks off Mr. Masterson while partially immersed in a bubble bath. Unfortunately, Drake, an expert cocksucker, only appears in an instructional role, leaving fans to seek out some of her award-winning blowjobs on their own.

While I’m sure Jessica and her pole-smoking team of porno superstars will do a great job licking, slurping, sucking, and gagging, hasn’t this been seen quite a few times before? Really, if there needs to be another instructional fellatio DVD, shouldn’t it be presented by the one woman for whom blowjobs appear to be her very raison d’être, the incomparable Charley Chase?

Porn’s Most Unconventional Marriage

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite porn sites, Porn Fidelity, the online home of husband and wife team, Kelly and Ryan Madison, is now in its eight year of operation and has finally, thanks to never missing a weekly update, adds its 400th scene. But how to celebrate? Kelly and Ryan – she with her remarkable 34G breasts, he with permission to fuck plenty of other women (as long as his wife can occasionally join in) – never do anything half-heartedly so in honor of this milestone they’ve invited five of porn’s most dazzling women to join in a momentous seven-way gangbang! That’s right, folks, Ryan, who really must be the luckiest married man on Earth, will be plundering the mouths, pussies, and possibly asses of Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Yurizan Beltran, McKenzie Lee, and Samantha Saint, as will his bisexual wife, Kelly.

In their long history of extra-marital flings that stretched the idea of what a modern marriage could be, Kelly and Ryan have fucked the best and brightest stars of the American porno scene. From relative newcomers Brooklyn Lee, Juelz Ventura, and Katie St. Ives to veteran pornstars Tory Lane, Savannah Stern, and Jayden Jaymes, the women who have passed through the Madison household have performed in some of their best scenes under this devoted (if wandering) couple’s direction. With five of the world’s most eager porno babes helping them celebrate their 400 episode achievement in truly decadent style and topping even Kelly’s recent seduction of Lady Gaga (nee Lexi Belle), the seven-way scene, appropriately titled “The Bangover”, is sure to be hard to top should Kelly and Ryan and Porn Fidelity make it to their tenth year!