Before Brazzers

Phoenix Marie at BrazzersYou now know them as Juelz Ventura, Jessica Jaymes, and Phoenix Marie, but these delightful pornstar women once went by very different names and had very different appearances. Brazzers recently uncovered as part of their Before They Were Pornstars articles photos of these three cum-guzzling pornstars before they were sexual superstars in the world of hardcore pornography. Man, what a difference a few years (and a couple of saline sacks) can make!

In her High School days, a young Phoenix Marie was on the wrestling team and, while we don’t know exactly how good a wrestler she was, the training must certainly have equipped her for all the incredible anal pile-drivers, reverse cowgirl creampies, and ankle-earring enemas she’d perform after adopting her porno moniker. If only some conscientious studio would rope Ms. Marie into tumbling on the floor with another athletic pornstar, leotards, protective head-wear and all.

Juelz Ventura, now known for her hard rockin’ style – tattoos, piercings, jet black hair, and amped-up tatties – was once an apparently innocent blonde with a sunny disposition; kinda like an Orange County version of pre-Twilight Kristen Stewart, only much, much hotter. It’s hard to imagine such a sweet-looking girl would soon be getting gleefully stretched out by the likes of Shane Diesel, but there it is!

Before wreaking havoc on her male co-stars in some of the most blistering porn scenes in recent memory, Jessica Jaymes was causing mayhem of a very different kind in a very, very different environment: the New Mexico Military Academy. Even going so far as to go AWOL for some troublemaking down in Juraez, Mexico, the future Ms. Jaymes didn’t seem to fit army life and received more than her fair share of demerits, including a record number of marching tours for bad behavior. (That explains how her derrière came to be in such great shape, I guess.)

As Brazzers dig deeper and deeper into the former lives of your favorite pornstars, Mr. Pink’s can only imagine what they might uncover about such ZZ luminaries as Lisa Ann, Nikki Benz, Shyla Stylez, and Sienna West. Lemme guess, they had smaller tits?

Too Pretty for Porn

Too Pretty For Porn

Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.

Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.  

Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

Tichuana Pearl

Tichuana Pearl

Guess what time it is? Time for another installment of our latest feature – Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks features sex star is the curiously named Tichuana Pearl. Mr. Pink’s discovered Pearl while performing our latest re-review of My XXX Pass (which is discounted to $179.95/Month for MrPinks.com visitors, BTW)

I’m not sure what’s the deal with Tichuana Pearl and the origin of her onscreen performance name. Maybe they were going for Tijuana Pearl and somehow the spelling got lost in translation? Maybe there is an actual place called Tichuana or Tichuana is an actual type of pearl? Mr. Pink does not know the answer to this mind boggling question but I do know Tichuana Pearl has an adoration for facial piercings and an intense sexual appetite for anal sex as evident by her scene on the enormous My XXX Pass network.

Although I have only found one scene featuring Tichuana Pearl, I’m still impressed. Keep on bangin’.

Jenna Jameson’s Wicked Backstage Pass

Jenna Jameson at Wicked Pcitures

One of Mr. Pink’s most recent review subjects, Wicked Pictures, not only presents a huge collection of fantastic hardcore content starring the biggest names in porn, but it also hosts a strong behind-the-scenes archive that definitely warrants your attention. Even among such adult entertainment luminaries as Rebeca Linares, Gianna Lynn, and Jessica Drake, one woman stands above them all and you’ll have plenty of behind-the-scenes footage of Jenna Jameson in one of her most acclaimed features, 1998’s Flashpoint. Not only will Wicked’s backstage footage show you Jenna at the height of her erotic powers, but you might even see a familiar firehouse floor being stained with ejaculate. Yes, folks, that’s the very same Los Angeles firehouse that housed those intrepid spirit hunters, Ghostbusters, also played host to the legendary Jenna and her incredible physique as she drained the cum from fireman Mickey G’s thick cock, letting it fall over those famous tits in truly fiery fashion. The chance to not only watch one of Jenna’s most impressive performances, but to see intimate footage from the set of a bona fide porno classic is, well, totally Wicked.