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Another Hardcore Holiday Season

With the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Whatever season already upon us and the big day, the 25th, right around the corner, it’s not at all surprising to find some major porno outlets capitalizing on the classic aesthetic appeal of Christmas and its coinciding holidays. (But, let’s face it – when did you last see Kwanzaa-porn?) This year is no different with a trickle of tantalizing holiday delights already appearing on the ‘net and more in the pipeline. Now, for your edification and to continue what is now a Mr. Pink’s tradition, a few choice items worth highlighting for your holiday viewing.

Undervalued original network Spizoo has already started its wave of Christmas-themed hardcore updates with a trio of salacious costumed encounters already online. Jessa Rhodes was the first to don red and white ribbons, write a lusty letter to Santa and wake up to her Christmas wish come true: Santa’s cock underneath her tree. Silvia Saige followed days later in the form of an elf who, on her last delivery of Christmas eve, is spotted by a young man. In exchange for his silence, she proves elves are humans aren’t so dissimilar, sexually speaking, after all. Cherie DeVille is a gift most men would sever a limb for but for one incredibly lucky, eternally adolescent fuck-up, all he needs to do to land the devastatingly sexy Mrs. Clause is write his wish on a letter and mail it to the North Pole. In true Spizoo style, this trio of light-hearted, comically ridiculous scenes should help lighten the most depressing season of the year.

Not a network like Spizoo, but a pair of dynamic new 4K-equipped sites already making a huge impression on the online porn audience, Lubed and Holed have delivered a pair of Christmas encounters too. For its part, the shiny and slippery Lubed has welcomed Kara Faux in what seems to be her first ever scene. Kara’s lean figure, dark hair, and oiled olive skin gets the proper Lubed treatment as she drenches herself, skimpy Santa outfit and all, in oil. Erin Grey is the next naked newbie in a Santa hat to be shot in 4K. Erin continues her blossoming adult career with her second anal scene (after her turn for Exploited College Girls) when she unwraps a gifted glass butt plug. This pair of scenes delivers two of the most visually splendid Christmas sex scenes you could hope for, but Santa hats aside, they don’t run with the whole red-and-white-and-holly aesthetic like, oh say, Brazzers…

Spizoo review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 14th, 2016

mrpinks While you traipse around the brick-and-mortar malls and online superstores in search of the perfect gift for your beloved this holiday season, be sure to take a little time out for yourself. It’s been a shitty year for many of us, but I can’t say the past week hasn’t been a treat. Being immersed in the world of Denys Defrancesco is always a delight and this week we brought you brand new porn suite reviews for four of DDF Network’s best. The utterly debauched House of Taboo, the heavy-chested DDF Busty, Only Blowjob’s oral adventures, and the dainty lower limbed beauties of Hot Legs and Feet all received brand new thrice-overs from yours truly, each one impressing with a hot new slate of 4K and Virtual Reality videos that’s helped make DDF Network the focus of another of Mr. Pink’s as-yet-unpatented Beating on a Budget blogs. Phew! Until next time, folks, may the fapping force be with you.

Beating on a Budget with DDF Network

Mr. Pink’s readers surely know by now just how smitten we are with the work of Denys Defrancesco’s DDF Network. Home to a small but crucial cache of exclusive websites devoted to major porno interests, DDF Network deals in heaving breasts, fellatious mouths, BDSM kinkiness, intense female masturbation, foot fetishism, lesbian sex, and teen sluts doing all kinds of depraved things for the camera, making it a tantalizing package even at the full price of $44.95-a-month. Yeah, DDF usually charges a premium for its porn but Mr. Pink’s has once again snagged a deal that’ll get readers inside this haven of hardcore fun and games for a comparable pittance.

THE MATH:
DDF Network and its nine exclusive sites – 1 By Day, Hot Legs and Feet, DDF Busty, House of Taboo, Euro Teen Erotica, Euro Girls on Girls, Eve Angel Official, Only Blowjob, and Hands on Hardcore – hold a combined archive of 14,545 video-and-photo-packages dating back to 2001 but now bring 4K Ultra-HD videos and 4000px photos, offer online and downloadable viewing, and add something new to the network hub every twice-a-day (on average). At the now-discounted first-month rate of $19.99, that equates to approximately $2.22-per-site and 0.137¢-per-scene, a truly staggering deal and the most affordable way to indulge in all the carnal Denys Defrancesco creations you desire. Your second month rebills at a slightly higher rate but this introductory offer is truly an exceptional one that DDF admirers won’t want to pass up.

DDF Network review

Mr. Skin’s 2016 Guide to Nudes

For many, 2016 has been one disaster after another. Cultural icons seemed to kick the bucket en masse, taking away many shining lights of our entertainment-addicted lives. Mr. Skin, intrepid pointer-out of celebrity nudity, once just female but now also male, takes to his blog roll around this time every year to recap the best and most beautiful appearances of naked female celebrity skin on the small screen. And, thankfully, this year delivered some treats that could help reinvigorate your interest in 2017.

Mr. Skin’s 2016 Top Ten sees notable names and almost-complete unknowns share list space on shows for HBO, Netflix, Starz, and other networks, confirming that TV is indeed getting more raunchy and risqué with every passing season. Still need proof to get you back on the sofa? How about these ten skin-baring turns from Hollywood sex symbols both legend and debutante?

Chelsea Handler is rarely shy about baring her naked body and this season of Chelsea was no different, seeing the host take a topless dip in a Russian bath house. Lina Esco of Audience Network’s MMA drama Kingdom took the ninth spot thanks to her wild and numerous sex scenes. Ruby Modine, daughter of actor Matthew, followed in her dad’s nude-friendly footsteps in Shameless for Showtime, which also saw Sasha Alexander and Sherilyn Feen ditch their duds. Cinemax’s original series Quarry showcased Jodi Balfour in what seemed like an abundance of sex scenes baring her breasts and butt. Ashley Green of detective drama Rogue got naked alongside Thandie Newton and Kira Clavell, earning her a spot at #6.

Game of Thrones is well known for its gritty violence and copious sexual activity, some of which involved Eline Powell and her perfect pair of bared breasts. Arguably the most famous name on Mr. Skin’s 2016 list, Olivia Wilde stepped from her costumes in HBO’s massively ill-advised music industry drama Vinyl, at least giving viewers a strong reason to keep tuning in. The top three places on the list went not to individual actresses but to the shows that host them: HBO’s Westworld remake saw plenty of onscreen flesh from Evan Rachel Wood, Ingrid Bolso Berdal, and Thandie Newton (again); Joe Swanberg’s indie drama Easy delivered more sex than many erotic movies, bringing the bods of Malin Akerman, Kate Micucci, Elizabeth Reaser, Aislin Derbez, and Emily Ratajkowski to the screen. Somewhat predictably topping the list is a show that, had it not featured plenty of nudity and blatant fucking, would have gone unwatched by millions (more). The Girlfriend Experience, based on the Steven Soderbergh movie starring Sasha Grey, served up many salacious moments starring Riley Keough (Elvis’s granddaughter!) and a handful of awesome indie actresses.

For the full rundown on who placed where and why, check out Mr. Skin’s Podcast. And, hey, while you’re there, why not consider a membership to the greatest celebrity skin venture ever embarked upon?

Mr. Skin review