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Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

Nubiles Porn review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 17th, 2016

mrpinks Thanksgiving might be just around the corner, but this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews remained gloriously free of turkeys with another slate of fresh looks at adult websites dealing in amateur teens, sexy yoga practitioners, cheating wives and girlfriends stepping out on their beaus, and one site that everybody by now should know very well. That site, Videobox, again scored very well with Mr. Pink’s, as did the new but already awesome She Will Cheat. Little Mutt and its teenage hussies aren’t so impressive anymore, I’m afraid, and Fitness Rooms, though very promising, isn’t quite there yet. If you’re a devoted teen or workout porn fan, however, both are essential viewing. Next week we’ll be looking at two major mainstream players and some awesome Japanese outfits doing great work.

Mandingo Goes to Heaven

Legendary BBC-for-hire, Mandingo is already well established as a major talent in the adult industry, having earned AVN and Urban X Awards for his work (as well as more nominations that I’d care to count). Undaunted by the new breed of BBC fellas hitting the scene in recent years, some of them snatching high-profile gigs taking the interracial and anal “virginity” of today’s hottest young starlets, Mandingo and his fans can relax for, in heaven, everything is fine.

Mandingo Fucks the Archangels landed just a few days ago at Archangel Video, the relatively new studio from acclaimed director Mimefreak and his cohorts, and sees the big man insert himself into Archangel Booty Queens and Contract performers AJ Applegate, Jada Stevens, Kendra Lust, and, in her first scene with Mandingo, Dakota (aka Kota or Dakota Skye).

Already available at Archangel Video, the studio’s online platform, previews of the first three scenes pulled from Mandingo Fucks the Archangels show Jada Stevens stepping out of sultry black lingerie to wrap herself around our titular big-dicked hero, AJ Applegate bouncing her award-winning ass all over a pristine white leather sofa as sage waits for Mandingo’s entrance, and the young and totally-fucking-tiny (and now mononomous) Dakota attempts to wriggle and worm that big black trouser-snake deep inside herself. While it’s not as wild and daring as Dakota Goes Nuts (which served up her first DP and gangbang) or Dakota: The True Anal Warrior which saw her cement her asshole in viewers’ spank banks, this final hole-stretching scene is shaping up to be the best of the bunch.

Released today, November 18th, on DVD or through forthcoming updates to Archangel Video’s official member site, Mandingo Fucks the Archangels is interracial hardcore done in a quietly glossy mainstream glam-infused style that isn’t afraid to lay the proverbial smack down and should ignite computer screens and libidos across the country. Perhaps it’ll be pervasive enough to inspire a new meme… Thanks, Mandingo!

Archangel Video review

Beating on a Budget with JAV HD

Japanese pornography can at times seem like both the greatest audio-visual endeavor of all time and the most obnoxious prick tease on the planet. And for that there’s really only one reason: censorship. Notorious for covering genitals, penetrated or otherwise, with pixel clouds that block any serious observation, the Japanese porn industry has been aching for full release unencumbered by censorship, where it can proudly announce its kinks and quirks in eight-foot-high neon red letters. That releases comes in the form of JAV HD and its associated network sites. JAV HD is not only completely free of the censor’s meddling, it’s home to a massive collection of all kinds of J-porn, from business meetings turned blowjob competitions to straightforward housewife fucking, from bukkake blowbangs to oceanside orgies, and much of it is presented in 1080p and 720p High Definition videos. Best of all, there’s a discount going that’ll get you inside for a relative pittance: just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
Home to 16 sites, itself included, the JAV HD network covers all kinds of J-porn and leaves it all uncensored. At $19.95-a-month for complete network access, that leaves each site costing around $1.24 per month. A grand total of 5571 scenes currently sit at JAV HD and await your attention. Consider each scene an individual purchase and you’re looking at one of the most affordable and enjoyable Japanese hardcore offerings around. At 0.358¢ each, you can gobble up as many gorgeous AV Idols as you like without worrying that you’re getting a shitty deal. Japanese porn tends to be expensive when offered without censorship, but thankfully not at the very affordable JAV HD Network.

JAV HD review