Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 28

Fucking on the Fouth

Britain has decided to leave the European Union but is already having second thoughts about its newly claimed independence. “But Britain was independent! Hell, many countries fought bravely to take their independence from the British, so what’s the deal?” Well, pal, “independence” is something of a buzz word in popular culture and has been at least since the release of the blockbuster sci-fi flick Independence Day in 1996. Now with a sequel in wide release and the media buzzing constantly about Brexit, the rise of independent politicians, and Earth-invading alien species, the spirit of independence, self-determination, and self-reliance runs high, but never as high as when we approach July 4th, the day the United States of America celebrates kicking the Brits to the curb. The porn industry always jumps at the chance to shoot freedom-themed, red-white-and-blue episodes in celebration of the holiday and this year all the usual suspects have once again come out to play in the name of the U.S. of A.

Oiled Independence Day arrives courtesy of the newly minted 4K Ultra-HD visual wonderland that is Lubed, stars lithe young blonde Ashlee Mae, and sees her peeling off a patriotic bikini beneath a backyard waterfall, sliding down a waterslide, then finally taking as much of one man’s cock as she can handle while laying back on the American flag. Rich visuals and plenty of POV shooting has made Lubed a site worth watching closely, and this holiday celebration merely adds icing to this very moist cake.

At Lubed’s sister-site, Passion HD, blazing hot natural newbie Kylie Page also dons a flag-print bikini and seduces a fella by the pool, shaking her ass and showing off her incredible curvy figure waist-deep in water. Finally emptying her beau’s load onto her sweetly smiling face, the ‘Blonde American Teen’ delivers an predictable but quietly powerful scene.

Naughty America usually pulls together something fun for the holidays and this year A Bangin’ 4th sees NA’s Virtual Reality capabilities used to great effect as Nicole Aniston confronts you pool-side for some rest, relaxation, and really intense sex. Eye contact is ample in this immersive POV scene as Ms. Aniston stares you down, stars-and-stripes bikini barely clinging to her amazing body, sucks you deeply then climbs aboard for the ride to sexual satisfaction and freedom from frustration. Also at Naughty America, Phoenix Marie won’t be seen in VR this 4th, but she does throw herself into an encounter with Johnny Castle, seducing his pizza delivery guy to sate the loneliness of an empty holiday party at home.

Brazzers’ entry into this year’s 4th of July porno slate carries the title Cumming to America and sees everyone’s favorite diminutive young Spanish porn stud, Jordi El Niño Polla ditch his brand-new American girlfriend when he finds himself surrounded by three foxy MILFs at a 4th of July BBQ. Richelle Ryan, Phoenix Marie, and the inimitable Julia Ann welcome Jordi El Niño Polla to the USA with a fourway romp away from his girlfriend’s jealous gaze.

So, this 4th of July, whether you’re basking the the toasty, fragrant embrace of a well-fueled BBQ, working for your corporate slave-drivers, or enjoying a sedate day off with loved ones, the porn world knows where you’d really rather be: neck-deep in primo pornstar pussy, exercising your hard-won sexual freedoms and leaving a trail to mark your territory all across the New World.

Elegant Angel’s Annual Parade

Every year, around the same time, after the major industry awards for the previous season have been handed out and those performers have had a little time to bathe in the acclaim, Elegant Angel, one of US porn’s stalwart studios, releases a set of feature titles celebrating those who took home Performer of the Year trophies at the 2016 AVN Awards. This year’s crop of talent ranges from first-time nominees already well versed in anal and DP activities to a woman who’s won two-thirds of every AVN All-Girl Performer of the Year statues awarded thus far, features some returning champs from last years titles, and brings one brand-new feature to the roster: and this one’s for the ladies.

Lesbian Performer of the Year is the newest addition to Elegant Angel’s annual post-awards porno bonanza and every one of its cover starlets earned an AVN nomination in that category this past January. In EA’s four-scene celebration, Vanessa Veracruz and Raven Rocket are paired together, Tara Morgan and Jenna Sativa prove themselves almost absurdly flexible, Jayden Cole and Kenna James pry open and explore each other in adoring detail, and Sasha Heart invites the cosplaying Canadian herself, Tanya Tate, to teach her a thing or two.

Best New Starlets 2016 again sees a cast loaded with AVN nominees who made significant first (and subsequent) impressions over the course of 2015, many of them launching into on-screen anal sex much earlier than previous years’ nominees. With a focus on threesomes and frenetic anal, this year’s Best New Starlets showcases Abella Danger doing what she does best (or, more accurately, where she takes it best), Katrina Jade and Morgan Lee passing a BBC back and forth, and Rachel Madori riding in pink fishnets, while Cassidy Klein and Megan Rain bring it all back home in an explosive anal cock-sharing session.

Elegant Angel knows better than to focus solely on the younger generations of performers and continued its two other awards-focused series (Female) Performers of the Year and MILF Performers of the Year in 2016 with contributions from, among others, Kendra Lust, AJ Applegate, Keisha Grey, and the recently returned Ryan Conner. For details on those two epic carnal celebrations, though, you’ll have to check back here next week for more from Mr. Pink’s.

Brazzers Goes Parody Mad

Brazzers, a porn studio long known for its colorful, irreverent approach to sex, is also no stranger to the porn parody, now a staple of most mainstream porn viewing habits. Recently, though, “The ZZ” has been outdoing itself when it comes to pop-culture homages, lampoon, tributes, and outright parodies, so I thought we’d take a look at what’s been causing Brazzers-fans to chuckle through their fap sessions of late.

So far 2016 has seen the X-Men, Spider-Man, Star Wars, World War Z, and Games of Thrones properties among those getting the hardcore ZZ treatment. Where the porn parodies of the 80s and 90s were largely low-budget affairs, Brazzers joins the likes of Axel Braun in throwing money at their parodies to bring fans explosive sex as well as literal explosions and other FX. Storm of Kings takes Game of Thrones and recasts it with slightly fewer dragons and vastly more whores (Peta Jensen, Aletta Ocean, Anissa Kate, and underutilized Aruba Jasmine starring) across four episodes.

XXX-Men didn’t garner more than two scenes, but they were well worth stopping by Pornstars Like it Big for back in late May. Nicole Aniston donned the blue bodypaint and red hair to play Mystique to be tag-teamed by Wolverine (Charles Dera) and Cyclops (Xander Corvus) after first we saw Patty Michova’s Psylocke undeniably attracted to Danny D’s Magneto dick. That might seem like a light treatment by ZZ, but there’s bound to be more X-Men movies ahead to provide even more ultimate cosplay porn.

Brazzers stuck with Marvel Comics, their clear favorite, for a while, bringing The Cat’s Meow to Brazzers Extra also in late May. Two Brazzers newcomers were introduced as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his nemesis/fuck-buddy The Black Cat. Diminutive but big dicked Spanish 22-year-old Jodri El Niño Polla and Austrian Mila Milan filled the roles and costumes very nicely.

Apparently finding it hard to stay away from superheroes and science-fiction, Brazzers also ran Star Wars and World War Z through their parodical mash-up machine, the later being adding to over many months and now serving up six episodes starring Phoenix Marie, Peta Jensen, Tommy Gunn, and Ramon Nomar in the latest installment from April of this year. Timed to coincide with the release of The Force Awakens, Brazzers’ latest Star Wars parody was hardly the first to come from the porn world, but it featured Abby Cross as “Princess Lay” (slave outfit an all) and housecock Danny D as Boba Fuck, making it just as hard to resist as “TFA” was to the world at large.

Expert costuming and creative, colorful photography has really guided these more recent Brazzers parodies to all-new levels of faithful homage while mixing in that ol’ Brazzers standard style of colorful, hyperactive hardcore. We can only wonder what’s next on the agenda. Although by the looks of the upcoming Brazzers release schedule, this studio’s future already looks busy-as-hell. How the ZZ creative crew will find time to hit the multiplex is beyond me!

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: New Sensations

Since 1993, New Sensations has been riding its way to porno prominence on the back of its daring taboo sexual dealings. Nowadays, New Sensations’ official website sports just as many movies about pseudo-incestuous relationships with stepsisters and stepfathers, a Latina touted as a “squirt goddess,” lesbian step-sisters scissoring while home alone, and coming inside your Asian hot-wife or on your stepmom’s big tits than it does non-familial porn. In fact, just recently, the pendulum may have even swung in the family direction. Without being totally devoted to “stepcest” scenarios, New Sensations remains one of the hottest sources for this raging hot taboo genre, and it’s time Mr. Pink’s made a public note of it for your benefit.

New Sensations has seen so many standout titles hit its virtual shelves of late, members of the official site must be over the moon. From Veronica Rodriguez’s debut title feature to babysitters riding BBCs and literal lesbian sisterhood, all the way to BDSM, costume play, narrative-driven anal-free gangbangs (the best kind!), and plenty of titles focused on creampied wives, roughhousing teens, and swallowing schoolgirls, there’s no shortage of smut available to New Sensations members. In fact, current counts put the archive at 1291 feature-length DVD titles all digitized, many in HD, and ready for viewing. A total scene count is even more astounding with well over 3,300 scenes present.

With so many sites now either dabbling in or completely converting to stepcest content, it’s great to have a reliably strong mainstream studio dealing heavily in the genre without making it their sole concern. Quality remains high and castings just keep bringing hotter new talents to its pages, making New Sensations another Mr. Pink’s Must Have.