Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 54

Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report: The Contenders

Finally, it’s (almost) Halloween! The most heavily costumed night of the year has arrived and you know what that means: a big ol’ bunch of Halloween porn has arrived to creep you out (a little) and turn you on (a lot) with costumed performers and spooky scenarios. As usual, the masters of big-budget high-concept porn, Brazzers, has gone hog wild with this particular holiday. So much so that I’m forced to leave all Brazzers Halloween scenes out of this here blog, Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report for 2014! (Don’t worry, guys and ghouls, a dedicated Brazzers Halloween blog is just around the corner!) So, without further ado, let’s take a look at what you’ll be watching as harvest season winds down and the darker end of the year creeps in.

Itty-bitty blonde teen Maddy Rose briefly appears in Tiny4K’s Halloween debut, appropriately entitled Trick or Treat. Dressed as Red Riding Hood, Maddy crawls over to her unidentified dude’s instantly-stiff dick to give him a special treat. From the same folks behind Tinky4K comes another trio of Halloween-themed hardcore scenes: Passion HD sees Gianna Nicole barely covering herself in a super-skimpy nurses outfit before being fucked on the kitchen counter in Halloween Adult Party; at POVD Ali Rae very, very briefly wears some kind of football outfit preparing for the big night ahead in Halloween Morning, but she’s soon distracted by cock; Kendra Lust stars as a lusty, cougar-costumed MILF in the best of this bunch, Pure Mature’s Make Her Purr.

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Over at Team Skeet, Jada Stevens and Cassidy Banks have gotten all dolled up as a slinky black feline and a bra-bursting cop, respectively. Jada laps milk from a saucer then welcomes the attention of her fiercely erect fella in That’s a Good Kitty for Teen Curves. Titty Attack’s Not Your Average Cop sees Cassidy (sorry, “Officer Banks”) seize some guy’s weed stash before finding something far more interesting in his jeans.

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Much to my disappointment, it seems few major porn networks and sites are bothering with Halloween-themed porn this year. I’d almost given up on my search, believing Brazzers to have finally knocked out their seasonal competition, when I found what is arguably this year’s single most decadent and depraved Halloween porn production: intense bondage site Sexually Broken’s incredible crucifixion scene starring hard-bodied MILF babe, Darling. Starting out with a large pumpkin on her head, her face replaced by its carved expression, Darling hangs on a cross, her breasts tied tight and turning a deep purple-pink. Darling is soon hauled inside where the pumpkin head comes off and she’s subjected to brutal fucking in all three holes. This leaves her cumming and gushing hard, heading straight for subspace (and your hard drive).

As I mentioned above, these are the more significant Halloween-themed efforts from top-rated porn sites and networks, but there’s one company that blows away the competition year after year when it comes to smutty Halloween treats. That company is Brazzers, where you’ll find an incredible set of seven exclusive hardcore Halloween romps, in addition to a five-part epic entitled American Whore Story. Keep your peepers peeled on this here blog for a full rundown of what the infamous ZZ is offering this Halloween season and, as always, keep it spooky!

American Whore Story, ZZ-Style

Brazzers isn’t the kind of porn company to embark on any new venture with cautious reserve, so with Halloween on the horizon it was expected that the ZZ would throw its ample weight behind a unique celebration. This year it’s American Whore Story.

American Whore Story is a multi-chapter epic from Brazzers that sees pornstars Katrina Jade, Bonnie Rotten, Skin Diamond and Julez Ventura tackle horrific, treacherous situations all in the name of sexual adventure. Ably abetted by everyone’s favorite expressively-eyebrowed male star Tommy Pistol, insanely-well-endowed Brit Danny D, and All-American boy-next-door Tyler Nixon (at least in the first three chapters), the carnally obsessed cast get to filling every available orifice regardless of the precarious situations surrounding them. In American Whore Story’s first chapter (published last week at ZZ Series), Katrina Jade flags down travelers Tyler and Danny and successfully distracts Tyler from his original goal: locating a secret grave-site that held a mass of partial human remains. When she turns down the motel room light to get some post-coital zees, Katrina is terrified (as she should be) by someone at her bedroom door.

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Part two of this Brazzers Halloween horror series sees Danny continue his ghost hunt alone, roping motel employee Julez Ventura (who’s angling for a joint) into helping him locate his now-missing pal. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he stumbles upon a bound and hooded Skin Diamond, wrapped in leather and placed on an altar. Freeing her, Danny is greeted by Diamond with a hysterical laughing fit before Ventura joins them, masked and cowled, and seduces our hapless hero into a metaphysical threesome that leaves him disoriented and confused when they vanish into a puff of smoke after draining him. But who’s that mysterious dark-haired man seen in security footage walking the area with the missing Tyler and what does he want with our fellas?

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Bonnie Rotten, arguably the most beloved hyper-sexual and endlessly elastic deviant in porn today, takes center stage for the third chapter of Brazzers’ American Whore Story (due for release October 21st) but whether she provides any answers or simply poses more questions remains to be seen. Joining forces with the apparent mastermind behind all this insanity (that’d be Mr. Pistol), Rotten takes a railing in all three holes. But what exactly is her involvement and what has happened to Katrina Jade and Tyler Nixon to leave Danny D so ill-at-ease? Hop along, little pumpkins, to Brazzers site ZZ Series to catch the unfolding of this particular pornographic horror story as can only be told by adult entertainment’s most notoriously epic studio.

James Deen Keeps on Sinnin’

Last week, we ran through the first four installments of James Deen’s soon-to-be legendary feature series, James Deen’s 7 Sins: Greed, Gluttony, Lust, and Pride. Now that the final installment, Wrath, has premiered on JamesDeen.com, it’s time to wrap up this whole sordid affair before I send myself straight to the Netherworld for what I’ve seen and written.

ENVY, the fifth feature in the series, details the downward spiral of pornstar Chanel Preston, whose obsession with Deen and his nubile ladyfriend Chloe Foster progresses from voyeurism to poisoning, kidnapping, and rape. After her husband ignores her advances, Preston ropes Foster into fluffing her waiting crew of gangbangers, preparing them for an airtight three-guy plug-fest that leaves Preston satisfied and Foster humiliated.

SLOTH sees Lia Lor attempting to brush her teeth after a tryst with Deen, only to find his water’s been cut off. She wades through a messy floor to join Deen, slumped on the sofa in his pajamas, and attempts to rouse him with a blowjob. Due to her partner’s disinterest, Lor’s imagination conjures up two distinct threesomes and fantasizes about another man pounding her as she rests on Deen’s lap. Only, this fantasy doesn’t seem particularly enjoyable. In fact, so heavy and dour mood in the apartment that Lor ups and leaves for something a bit brighter.

Deen’s final installment, WRATH, is the most furiously sordid of them all. With a shaven head that makes him look like a death row inmate Deen beats the crap out of Danny Wylde then tears through a gauntlet of naked female figures (many of them from porn’s current generation of supersluts), aggressively dominating each one as she comes into reach. Slamming them against the wall by the neck, slapping faces and tits, choking and suffocating them, Deen even goes so far as to pick one blonde up by inserting his fingers between her lower lips and lifting. After treating himself to all nine women over the feature’s three scenes, Deen, who’s as much a cinematic adventurer as he is a sexual one, has accomplished something truly remarkable. A seven-feature hardcore porn series that owes as much to the film work of Gordon Willis and Gaspar Noe as it does to Deen’s distributor John Stagliano and his Evil Angel empire. How ever will he top James Deen’s 7 Sins?

Oh, and if you’re eager to see Deen’s treatise on sexual sin, you can do so at his official website, which throughout October will donate 50% of all profits to cancer research, prevention, and treatment.

Sinning with James Deen

James Deen couldn’t possibly get any bigger, could he? I’m not talking about his more than adequate member, either, but his celebrity. After ascending to unheard of mainstream stardom thanks to his dearly devoted female fans, many of them women who’d never before found a male pornstar at all appealing, a controversial CNN interview, and a role in a controversial Bret Easton Ellis-written, Paul Schrader-directed, Lindsay Lohan-starring movie, The Canyons, it seemed America’s favorite perverted boy-next-door couldn’t do any better! So, Deen did what any performer with newfound notoriety and success did, he went all artsy on us. He shot dimly-lit, grungy features based on the seven deadly sins: greed, gluttony, lust, pride, envy, sloth, and wrath.

GREED deals with an insufferable playboy whose mansion is literally lined with naked women. Strolling past them on his way to a meeting after facefucking a trio of beauties for breakfast. After fucking his colleague (Alektra Blue) and leaving her to roam his spacious abode, Deen’s private stock of female flesh is fully unveiled, resulting in an orgy of epic proportions.

In GLUTTONY Deen hands full-figured Harper Hughes her first starring role and asks her to lie on a banquet table surrounded by tantalizing cuisine and copulating couples. Will she join in the wet-and-messy indulgence or remain abstinent? Whatever she chooses, you know she’ll be well taken care of by Deen and his dinner guests, all eight of them.

For LUST, Deen hands the lead role over to Bailey Blue, who plays an insatiable (and rather inspired) nymphomaniac whose sexual exploration takes her from mundane morning sex to an alleyway anal pounding to a fantasy seven-dick roundtable laden with bondage wear and silent, dominant men. As Blue eyes some Polaroids, her fantasies again take over and she’s struggling to accommodate four rock-hard men. It’s dark and dirty in Bailey Blue’s world.

PRIDE features Casey Calvert and sees her gangbanged by three suited women wearing not only Deen’s cock but his face, too. A familiar figure enters, offers a silent command, and the masked trio bends over and exposes their rears, ripe for the taking. Deen ravishes all three then proceed to – get this! – spooges on the faces of his three doppelgangers before turning his attention to Ms. Calvert. Little does he know, however, that she’ll be the death of him, quite literally.

Is this the actual honest-to-Yama demise of James Deen or will he return to tackle Envy, Sloth, and Wrath? Well, according to Evil Angel’s release schedule, he will, so you’d best come back next week as I take another look at what Mr. Deen’s fevered, perverted mind has come up with. And be sure to keep an eye out for Mr. Pink’s brand new review of Deen’s official site, where you’ll find every episode of this series along with a booming archive of the world’s most famous fucker’s best work.