Finally, it’s (almost) Halloween! The most heavily costumed night of the year has arrived and you know what that means: a big ol’ bunch of Halloween porn has arrived to creep you out (a little) and turn you on (a lot) with costumed performers and spooky scenarios. As usual, the masters of big-budget high-concept porn, Brazzers, has gone hog wild with this particular holiday. So much so that I’m forced to leave all Brazzers Halloween scenes out of this here blog, Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report for 2014! (Don’t worry, guys and ghouls, a dedicated Brazzers Halloween blog is just around the corner!) So, without further ado, let’s take a look at what you’ll be watching as harvest season winds down and the darker end of the year creeps in.
Itty-bitty blonde teen Maddy Rose briefly appears in Tiny4K’s Halloween debut, appropriately entitled Trick or Treat. Dressed as Red Riding Hood, Maddy crawls over to her unidentified dude’s instantly-stiff dick to give him a special treat. From the same folks behind Tinky4K comes another trio of Halloween-themed hardcore scenes: Passion HD sees Gianna Nicole barely covering herself in a super-skimpy nurses outfit before being fucked on the kitchen counter in Halloween Adult Party; at POVD Ali Rae very, very briefly wears some kind of football outfit preparing for the big night ahead in Halloween Morning, but she’s soon distracted by cock; Kendra Lust stars as a lusty, cougar-costumed MILF in the best of this bunch, Pure Mature’s Make Her Purr.
Over at Team Skeet, Jada Stevens and Cassidy Banks have gotten all dolled up as a slinky black feline and a bra-bursting cop, respectively. Jada laps milk from a saucer then welcomes the attention of her fiercely erect fella in That’s a Good Kitty for Teen Curves. Titty Attack’s Not Your Average Cop sees Cassidy (sorry, “Officer Banks”) seize some guy’s weed stash before finding something far more interesting in his jeans.
Much to my disappointment, it seems few major porn networks and sites are bothering with Halloween-themed porn this year. I’d almost given up on my search, believing Brazzers to have finally knocked out their seasonal competition, when I found what is arguably this year’s single most decadent and depraved Halloween porn production: intense bondage site Sexually Broken’s incredible crucifixion scene starring hard-bodied MILF babe, Darling. Starting out with a large pumpkin on her head, her face replaced by its carved expression, Darling hangs on a cross, her breasts tied tight and turning a deep purple-pink. Darling is soon hauled inside where the pumpkin head comes off and she’s subjected to brutal fucking in all three holes. This leaves her cumming and gushing hard, heading straight for subspace (and your hard drive).
As I mentioned above, these are the more significant Halloween-themed efforts from top-rated porn sites and networks, but there’s one company that blows away the competition year after year when it comes to smutty Halloween treats. That company is Brazzers, where you’ll find an incredible set of seven exclusive hardcore Halloween romps, in addition to a five-part epic entitled American Whore Story. Keep your peepers peeled on this here blog for a full rundown of what the infamous ZZ is offering this Halloween season and, as always, keep it spooky!
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