Elegant Angel’s Performers of the Year 2014

Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year 2014Every year, at the end of every year, one of US porn’s most prominent and respected studios, Elegant Angel, releases its Performers of the Year DVD. Gathering together the most dazzling performers of the past twelve months, Performers of the Year 2014 sees Maddy O’Reilly, Riley Reid, Remy LaCroix, Bonnie Rotten, and 2013 AVN Female Performer of the Year Skin Diamond for six scenes of hardcore thrills above and beyond the level of most adult endeavors seen in 2013. A directorial collaboration between Toni Ribas, Carlos Dee, Mimefreak and Elegant Angel’s latest superstar director, Asa Akira, herself a three-time featured Performer of the Year.

“Waitasecond,” you interject, “six scenes? But there’s only five girls!” Well, on the latest Elegant Angel podcast, Veruca James regales the hosts with a story about shooting a scene for the release with Riley Reid. Something of a bonus two-girl treat in an otherwise hetero-only fuckfest, the scene had Toni Ribas struggling to keep his two stars in line. After spending all day flirting and working themselves up, Riley and Veruca were disappointed to discover their director only wanted one of them to lap at the other’s pussy; Veruca would get Riley off but wouldn’t get off herself. Furious, they stood together and insisted that they both deserved some relief. Faced with two lingerie-clad beauties foaming at the mouth and clawing at each other, Ribas relented. Veruca’s unsure whether her orgasm will be included in the final cut, but either way it’s clear she’s as excited for its release as, well, basically every porn fan on the planet.

A street date for Performers of the Year 2014 will be released soon from Elegant Angel.

Tasha Reign’s Pony Tales

Tasha ReignPoor Tasha Reign’s parents, they just can’t catch a break. First their daughter gets cast on trash-tastic MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, then she poses for Playboy, and then, most disastrously from a parenting perspective, she embarks on a notable career in hardcore pornographic films, even landing on the cover of OC Weekly (distribution 78,000). Tasha’s latest endeavor, however, takes the cake and could have her more conservative relatives revising their Christmas card lists. Introducing Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs.

 

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Produced in partnership with Crystal Delights and inspired by My Little Pony’s ‘Brony‘ fandom, Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs remain the brainchild of Ms. Reign, who said “The plugs are so special because unlike other companies, Crystal Delights allowed me to have a say in every step of my toy, from the colors and designs to marketing and more; what a fabulous experience!” Available in four colors – Violet Virgin (lavender), Periwinkle Princess (pastel blue), Sunny Sovereign (yellow), and Cupcake Queen (baby pink) – each Pony Plug is made from dichroic glass, sports a genuine Swarovski element crystal in its base and a brightly colored tail streaming forth and offering you ample opportunity for sexual horseplay.

Tasha's Reignbow Pony Plugs

To offer some inspiration, Tasha has teamed up with Rikki Six, Cameron Dee, Jessa Rhodes, Xander Corvus, Eric Masterson, Mr. Pete, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, and director Barrett Blade for Tasha’s Pony Tales, a feature-length movie that marks porn’s very first Brony-themed production. Set in the enchanted Magic Pony Cloud Land, “anal plug pony princesses” Reign, Six, Dee and Rhodes attempt to sexually conquer their male cohabitants. In heavy use throughout the movie, the presence of Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs “takes the whole thing to new heights,” said Moose of Girlfriends Films, who is handling DVD distribution of the title, while Tasha herself considers the movie “something unique and special; a true labor of love… it’s going to surprise a lot of people when it releases.”

Reignbow Pony Plugs

A series of SFW preview images have been posted to Film Drunk, Tasha’s Pony Tales is released on DVD by Girlfriends Films on January 10, and Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs can now be purchased from Crystal Delights. Neigh.

2014 AVN Nominees Announced – Now with More tips!

AVN Awards 2014The adult entertainment industry already has a strong presence in the city of Las Vegas, but come January 18 of 2014, “Sin City” will be positively overrun with cocksuckers, assfuckers, cum guzzlers, pussy-drillers, camera-wielders, lighting technicians, (legal) pimps and publicists and promotions teams, all focused on one thing and one thing only: recognition. (Well, and sex, too. And money.) And, with nominees now announced in all 135 categories, the AVN Awards season is in full swing. But who’s careers are on the verge of exploding thanks to a statuette, which superstars are about to become legends, and which behind-the-scenes talent is hot-tipped to become the next Axel Braun or John Stagliano?

Having ogled and assessed porn in every 50 weeks of the year thus far, I, Mr. Pink, am in a particularly good position to offer my tips to all those engaging in a little NSFW betting pool, for all the major categories at least. While there are simply too many nominees to list them all here – my apologies to all those hard-working men and women left unmentioned – we’ll be assessing the odds of our favorites scoring the top prizes in their respective categories over a few blogs in the lead-up to the 2014 AVN Awards. And why don’t we start with the most coveted prizes of all…?

Asa Akira

Having signed an exclusive performance contract with Wicked Pictures and lending her directorial talents to Elegant Angel, 2013 AVN Female Performer of the Year Asa Akira hasn’t slowed or cooled down one bit since her win earlier this year and looks set to become the second back-to-back winner (after Tori Black in 2010 and 2011).

James Deen

Winner of the 2013 Male Performer of the Year trophy, James Deen has had a pretty incredible year, but don’t be surprised if his dramatic turn in Paul Schrader and Bret Easton Ellis’s ‘The Canyons’ puts him in top spot as Mainstream Star of the Year, making room for another win by perennial favorite Manuel Ferrara (for what would be his fifth).

Cindy Starfall

In my personal favorite category of the AVNs, Best New Starlet, the competition is fierce and sees everyone from A.J. Applegate and Casey Calvert coming up against Raven Rockette, Rikki Six, and Jodi Taylor, but my pick goes to the tiny yet utterly insatiable Cindy Starfall. In her first full year of US porn production, Ms. Starfall shot her first creampie, blow-bang, squirting, double-vaginal, and gangbang scenes. Sure, other girls have done much the same this year, but nobody has come close to Cindy’s aggressive enthusiasm, camera-lens eye contact, compact but thrilling figure, and, most of all, the way her Vietnamese-accented voice begs for ‘your’ attention and affection.

As the weeks fall away and the 2014 AVN Awards approach, keep tabs on the brightest award hopes with Mr. Pink’s and, please, share your favorites with us on Twitter.

Joanna Angel & Gigolos Launch Pants!

Some weeks ago, Burning Angel head honcho and figure head Joanna Angel launched her latest multimedia endeavor. Compared to the punk rock entrepreneur’s previous business ventures, though, this one is almost completely lacking in cumshots aimed at tattoos, filthy bathroom sex, and plundered assholes. Joanna Angel & The Gigolos, a self-described hardcore punk party band featuring Angel and two former members of Fenix TX), previewed their new single ‘Gimme Some Pants’ a few weeks back but (in true punk practice) only just now got around to finishing off the video and tossing it online. And, in all its glory, here it is:

Delivered with Joanna’s trademark sass and knowing wink, ‘Gimme Some Pants’ channels The Runaways, The Cars, and, strangely enough, Midnight Oil while still keeping that Burning Angel irreverence at peak operational capacity. In between discotheque decor and much humorous prancing and trying on of trousers, Joanna and director Mike Quasar even manage to inject the video with a handful of preview clips for Burning Angel’s upcoming feature, Band Sluts. Also starring Annika Amour, Nikki Hearts, Arrabelle Raphael, Draven Star, and (Mr. Pink favorite) Veruca James, Band Sluts sees Joanna and her bandmate Tommy Pistol (the Jack to her rack-tastic Meg White) set off on a tour in search of fame, fortune, and fornication. It’s three hours of carnality and guitar-twangin’ as Band Sluts cements the mockumentary as Burning Angel’s go-to feature format and ensures no porn fan will be able to think of hardcore sex and hardcore rock ‘n’ roll without Joanna Angel’s winking face and winning figure popping into their mind’s eye.

Joanna Angel & The Gigolos’ video ‘Gimme Some Pants’ can now be seen and heard and purchased all around the ‘net. Band Sluts is out now from Burning Angel.