Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 8th, 2015

mrpinksAs the porn industry prepares to put one of its own on public trial and the vultures gather ’round the victims, let’s take a more positive look at porn through brand new reviews of four compelling, thrilling adult sites. Repping the lesbians, GirlsWay proved far more convincing than most all-female porn. The Fantasy Massage network contains all kinds of body worship, slow methodical fondling, and juicy ass-grabs galore! And, serving up trans-porn in both sophisticated erotica and absurdist super-hardcore realms. Next week we’ll take a slightly different course and examine the whats, whys, whos, and wherefores of ATK’s empire of marvelous smut sites. ‘Til then, fappers!

Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves – Evil Angel

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Most porn fans know Evil Angel, the studio started by John ‘Buttman’ Stagliano back in 1989, as the premiere US-based vendor of extreme anal sex, tranny porn, rough sex, and other pornographic debaucheries, but it’s easy to take the studio’s revolutionary approach to porn for granted. Without Evil Angel’s support and distribution of directors Jay Sin, Kevin Moore, Jonni Darkko, and Mike Adriano we wouldn’t have been introduced to such adventurous, taboo-smashing series as the whipped cream and baseball bat heavy Anal Buffet, the ass-adoring and breast-creaming Crack Fuckers and Titty Creampies, outrageously messy multi-dick facial-fest Wet Food, and Adriano’s distinct speculum-starring rectal examinations, sloppy three-girl blowjobs, and cartoonish and colorful outdoor sex. And that’s just the dudes!

Evil Angel has also long championed women directors and now prizes contributions from Anikka Albrite, Dana Vespoli, Francesca Le, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr, and the legendary Belladonna. Not limiting themselves to lesbian or female-focused work, these directors are invaluable to Evil Angel’s success, bringing its subscribers a wide range of diverse and boundary-pushing porn. You’ve got excellent foot fetishism in Party of Feet, lesbian pajama parties turned orgies with Belladonna, and all-girl anal sex so severe it puts Nacho Vidal’s notorious ass demolitions to shame. Surely Evil Angel is home to one of the, if not the strongest roster of directors in all porn, but (as the man with the steak knives said) there’s still more…

Recently adding LeWood (Francesca Le and Mark Wood), Perv City (Adriano’s new outfit), Toni Ribas, and BAM Visions (Mick Blue and Maestro Claudio) to its roster of directing talent, Evil Angel appears to be on the verge of a new phase of its existence. As convincing as its content (or this minor missive) may make it seem, Evil Angel has only been improving for years, something that’s hardly expected to change. That said, many of the satellite and networked and affiliated Evil Angel sites are about to go under the ol’ Pink-O-Scope for all new reviews in the coming weeks so for the full lowdown on the current state of Devil’s Film, Fame Digital, Mile High Media, and Evil Angel itself, which will join just completed reviews of GirlsWay, Fantasy Massage, Shemale Idol, and TransSensual. Oh, and those with an eye firmly on your wallets this holiday season need not worry: one month inside Evil Angel’s depraved dungeon of porno wonderment now costs just $14.95.

So, porn fans, throw your non-fapping hand up in the air, flash the sign of the devil, and take advantage of Evil Angel’s digital hedonism, exclusive archive, and incredible track record of producing world-class smut with a hellishly deviant edge.

Joanna Angel’s AVN Nom Haul

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Joanna Angel’s 13th year as the driving force behind Burning Angel has seen the company nestled comfortably among the most interesting and inventive porn outfits working today, even after outside challenger Wood Rocket appeared with total lunacy as their M.O. Now, with nominations announced for the 2016 AVN Awards and her an allegedly abusive former flame now exposed to his previously adoring public (more on that soon), Ms. Angel’s 2015 seems to be ending quite beautifully indeed. And it’s not just one or two crucial nominations that should have all at Burning Angel popping bottles and laughing in the face of their most paltry competitors, alt.porn johnny-come-latelys, and would-be indie-porn revolutionaries, but an incredible 28 nominations for her and her Burning Angel cohorts. What did BA do this year that deserves such recognition? Well, quite a lot, actually.

Angel, who’s also due to co-host the 2016 AVN Awards with Anikka Albrite come January, saw herself snag individual nominations for Best Director – Parody (for Making the Band), Best Web Director, Mainstream Star of the Year (which, if won by our favorite punk rock pornstar, would signify quite the sea change in public perception of “alternative” style and identity in porn), Best Porn Star Website, and, In a featured but clothed role, Best Non-Sex Performance (Dirty Deeds for Wicked Pictures). Along with fellow scribes D Nothing, Kara Pond, and Randy Stoker, Angel was recognized for her inspired writing of Dude, Am I a Slut? and Killer Kleavage from Outer Space. Throw in a nod for her part in Making the Band’s incredible rock ‘n’ roll orgy (Best Group Sex Scene) and Joanna’s doing pretty god damn well for herself this season.

Not to be overshadowed by its creator and guiding light, Burning Angel racked up a slew of nominations: two for Best Amateur/Pro-Am Movie (It’s My First Time and It’s My First Time 2), Best Anal Series and Movie (for Rock and Roll in My Butthole 5 and the series it belongs to), Best Anthology Movie (Fuckabilly 3: Pin-Up Pussy), two for Best Comedy (Killer Kleavage again, and Slumber Party Sluts, Best Continuing Series for POV Punx, Best Interracial Movie (Big Black Dicks and Tattooed Chicks 2), and, among a handful of others, Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project for the headline-grabbing Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded and Pounded. Special mention should also go to Twin Peeks (aka Tommy Pietch), Burning Angel’s resident makeup genius, nominated twice this year for Best Makeup for his remarkable work on Killer Kleavage and Comic Book Freaks & Cosplay Geeks, both of which saw him turn everyday pornstars into the bizarre (and bizarrely arousing) creatures. And comic convention attendees.

Ever the gracious recipient of accolades, Angel had this to say in response to her and her company’s nominations: “I am incredibly happy that our nominations spanned over so many different categories. In addition to our parodies and our features, our Pro-Am releases, our POV movies and one of my favorite all- sex lines that we have, Rock and Roll in my Butthole was given attention,” Angel has said. “BurningAngel has been a labor of love for me for the past 13 years and I am so thankful for the success we have. I look forward to a kick ass show in January!”

Fan voting has opened at AVN HQ and if you’ve been as impressed as I with the output of Joanna Angel and her merry band of fucking freaks during 2015, why not show your support by casting your votes accordingly.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 1st, 2015

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we did it all: anal, interracial, amateurs, and pounding the hell out of submissive British sluts. Oh, wait, no we didn’t. That was just the porn on the sites featured in this weeks brand new adult site reviews. First off, the amateur audtion porn at Casting Couch X proved the perfect compliment to Exotic4k’s super-high-quality interracial archive, both sites proving essential viewing for viewers with a sense of adventure and eroticism. On the other hand, there was barely anything “erotic” about Ed Powers cavalcade of early-90s amateur scenes or the dominated whores of Pascal’s Sub Sluts, but in the latter’s case, who needs eroticism when you’ve got one of the fiercest fuckers in the biz slamming awesome sub sluts senseless? (Oh, you do? Come back next week then, bro, ’cause it’s about to get real damn erotic around here.)