Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 135

Post-Valentine Porno Pick-Me-Ups!

Last weekend saw amorously-minded folks around the world celebrate love, affection, romance, and lust in the commercially-perverted name of St. Valentine, but, as much as we’d hoped it wouldn’t be the case, some of us didn’t see our gifts and gratitude returned in kind. Rejection hurts, dude, and there’s no shame in admitting that. There is, however, great shame in letting even the most personally disappointing Valentine’s Day pass by without fapping furiously to the hottest V-Day porn available. So, in honor of broken hearts and flaccid dicks everywhere, here are Mr. Pink’s picks for the best of 2015’s Valentine’s Day offerings.

– Everyone’s favorite short-and-skinny blonde slut with a penchant for anal, Dakota Skye, enjoyed a relaxing bath before her boyfriend brings her roses, plucks her from the water, then lays her down for a tender seeing-to of his own over at Passion HD.

– Pure Mature introduced a brand new MILF to its viewers this Valentine’s: Bella Maree, a busty brunette who makes her porn debut in this body-worshipping and thoroughly erotic gift from one of the ‘net’s premiere MILF sites.

– Over at Babes.com, sultry, curvaceous Frenchwoman, Anissa Kate receives a gift from her boyfriend and promptly slips them over her slender legs and gives him a peek. He can’t resist and neither can she, so they mess around on the sofa before heading to the bedroom where more gifts more adventurous and risque await.

– Scoreland hit it big (literally) with two titular Valentine babes: Demmi Valentine and Jenna Valentine (no relation). Demmi, for her part, got an early start with a pre-V-Day office tryst while pale burlesque-styled beauty Jenna performed a lusty striptease for the occasion.

– Kasey Warner and Samantha Rone finally stopped in the name of love, headed for Web Young, and gave viewers a glimpse of budding teenage lesbian love taking hold.

– The incomparably beautiful Nicole Aniston basically offered herself as the nation’s Valentine, shooting a thrilling POV scene for Naughty America’s Housewife 1-on-1 that sees her holding your gaze like a demon in heat!

– X-Art commemorated the cinema release of 50 Shades of Grey with a kinky and submissive turn from Caprice, who, tied up and blindfolded, gives herself completely to her lover in the ultimate Valentine’s gift.

– Of all the US studios to offer Valentine’s Day porn, not surprisingly it was Brazzers that fared the best, serving up a steamy scene with lingerie-clad Nadia Styles and, against all odds (including the star’s brief retirement), the second installment of St. Valentine’s Day Assacre, the anal-heavy Jynx Maze-starring storyline started on Valentine’s Day, 2014.

Sextape Lesbians: DIY Done Right

Since the celebrity sextape has waned in popularity over the last 18 months, partially as a result worldwide guilt associated with The Fappening, the pseudo-authentic DIY or homemade sextape has undergone some fairly radical changes. Most obvious and troubling of all, the tendency of celebs to shoot obviously cultivated self-starring pornography, sell distribution rights to an established adult entertainment group, then sit back and proclaim themselves a victim of theft or malicious cyber-snooping. Most recently, though, we’ve seen sextapes take an even stranger turn, albeit one that’s resulting in far more accomplished and appealing movies.

At Sextape Lesbians, porn’s most stunning newcomers are making sextapes, but not like those seen in Manuel Ferrara’s Raw or Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary over at Evil Angel, where established pornstars shoot themselves (as themselves) enjoying off-set sex. Sextape Lesbians’ producers made a few very good decisions early on: cast young up-and-comers, utilize new camera technology like smart phones and GoPros, have the girls shoot their own scenes, and present each scenario as a mix of reality and fantasy. Shooting scenes in sunny backyards, by the poolside, in luxurious hotel bathrooms, and the beds of the boyfriends and husbands they’re suddenly no longer interested in, Sextape Lesbians sees erotically-charged and believably natural kissing, fondling, caressing, and fucking that’s by equal measure tenderly romantic and fiercely carnal.

And the best part of the sextape trend shuffling over to pornstar productions? At least these people can fuck!

Beatin’ on a Budget! with WTF Pass

European hardcore networks litter the Internet like drive-through photomats once littered the parking lots of North American strip malls, but how do you discern the worth of one from the other? How do you filter out the untranslated, unintelligible drivel pouring out of many Eastern European states to leave only the highest quality Euro-smut? Why, by heeding the advice of your go-to porn advisor, Mr. Pink, of course! And there’s one particular Euro-hardcore network that’s proven quite popular around the office, a network with some peculiar sexual habits and a giant-cocked Panda: WTF Pass.

Home to eleven sites – College Fuck Parties, Pickup Fuck, Hard Fuck Girls, Porn Weekends, Dolls Porn, Public Sex Adventures, HD Massage Porn, Panda Fuck, The Art Porn, and Meet, Suck & Fuck – WTF Pass may indeed leave the average porn viewer muttering “What the fuuuuck?”, erection-in-hand as they stare at a twelve-person orgy in the middle of a forest, extreme double-penetrations, on-bus blowjobs, and, yes, even sex with a guy in a strap-on-equipped Panda costume. There’s no doubt WTF Pass presents a wide and quite weird variety of hardcore thrills, but is it plentiful enough to warrant your patronage? With close to 2000 scenes online, I dare say it is, but let’s find out for sure.

THE MATH:
WTF Pass usually charges its members $34.95-a-month for access privileges, but with Mr. Pink on the case, and a discount on the cards for readers, this adventurous Europorn network is now more affordable than ever: only $19.95-a-month! Just how does that work out on a scene-by-scene basis? Let’s the the calculator and muster up some numbers! WTF Pass’s eleven networked websites each come out to a cost of just $1.80-a-month each, a bargain by anyone’s standards. The 1865 scenes currently on offer (including both video and photo content) each come to barely more than one cent each, 1.07¢ to be exact. One cent for a 50-minute outdoor six-girl, four-guy orgy, a Panda-blowing teen slut, or tender and romantic ass-fucking on a four-poster bed.

It’s rare to find such a boldly debaucherous Euro network offering such affordable memberships, so be sure to give WTF Pass some serious consideration while the bargain-priced membership is still available. (But be sure to check out our fully detailed WTF Pass website reviews right here at Mr. Pink’s before you do!)

Spicy Webcams Heats Up!

Variety, it has often been said, is the spice of life. That same is true, of course, when you limit your view to pornography. Without the occasional double-anal, ten-guy blowbang, or lesbian fisting sessions, porn would be rather dull and repetitive, merely presenting the same sexual situations over and over, only the performers and scenarios changing. Webcam porn, however, is at its very core an adaptable medium allowing both performer and customer the chance to tailor a show to their specific tastes and requirements. And, with plenty of new webcam sites hitting the WiFi-waves every few months, pornographic variety has never been stronger. At Spicy Webcams, it’s also never been quite this hot!

Spicy Webcams seems determined to overcome its relative inexperience as a new addition to the webcam world, promising its visitors a free membership that allows basic chatting and viewing of cams. In short, the perfect enticement to check out Spicy Webcams for yourself. As I do with most new cam sites that appear, I signed up and took a look through Spicy Webcams’ models and shows, finding a strong mix of nationalities, languages, physical types, and personalities on display. From GrannyInBed to BritneyBootyXO, from StrictUKMistress to KimmyLoves2Play, all models are granted profile pages often filled with saucy photos, personal comments, and even prerecorded cam shows available to all members in good standing.

And, hey, if you wanna feel like the most sexually experience man on Earth, bide your time and choose the right room and you’ll soon find yourself in the company of fellow members eager to confess their virginal inexperience and ineptitude to their chosen cam girl. Conversely, you also get the occasional dickhead saying rude and insulting things to the models just to get a reaction. Ignore your more obnoxious fellows, y’all, and set a good example by treating models with respect and courtesy as you pay them to debase themselves in your honor.

Spicy Webcams Frequent Fucker Program rewards those repeat customers who spend a significant amount on tokens to tip and take private their favorite gals. A bit more information about the rewards program would be very helpful, but Spicy Webcams has basically laid it out as follows: every time you purchase credits (€1 ea.) you’re given bonus miles (approximately one mile per ten credits purchased). When you’ve amassed ten bonus miles you become a Sexy Silver member and receive mild bonuses and discounts. After Silver comes Sexy Gold and finally Sexy Platinum, which earns devoted viewers 200 bonus credits, a 5% credit bonus with every purchase, and Happy Hour webcam shows for only 20¢-per-min.

With more and more people, porn fans and newly interested adults both, flocking to webcam sites to get their virtual rocks off, Spicy Webcams’ loyalty program could be the clincher that puts it over other new cam sites. Personally, I’m looking forward to coming back in a month or two and seeing what new models have arrived. Those already camming their panties off at Spicy Webcams do represent a range of styles, kinds, and personalities – and there’s certainly plenty of ’em, more than 800 online at a given time – but once the highly-motivated self-employed entrepreneurial webcammers find their place here, Spicy Webcams will really hit its stride.