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Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report: The Contenders

Finally, it’s (almost) Halloween! The most heavily costumed night of the year has arrived and you know what that means: a big ol’ bunch of Halloween porn has arrived to creep you out (a little) and turn you on (a lot) with costumed performers and spooky scenarios. As usual, the masters of big-budget high-concept porn, Brazzers, has gone hog wild with this particular holiday. So much so that I’m forced to leave all Brazzers Halloween scenes out of this here blog, Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report for 2014! (Don’t worry, guys and ghouls, a dedicated Brazzers Halloween blog is just around the corner!) So, without further ado, let’s take a look at what you’ll be watching as harvest season winds down and the darker end of the year creeps in.

Itty-bitty blonde teen Maddy Rose briefly appears in Tiny4K’s Halloween debut, appropriately entitled Trick or Treat. Dressed as Red Riding Hood, Maddy crawls over to her unidentified dude’s instantly-stiff dick to give him a special treat. From the same folks behind Tinky4K comes another trio of Halloween-themed hardcore scenes: Passion HD sees Gianna Nicole barely covering herself in a super-skimpy nurses outfit before being fucked on the kitchen counter in Halloween Adult Party; at POVD Ali Rae very, very briefly wears some kind of football outfit preparing for the big night ahead in Halloween Morning, but she’s soon distracted by cock; Kendra Lust stars as a lusty, cougar-costumed MILF in the best of this bunch, Pure Mature’s Make Her Purr.

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Over at Team Skeet, Jada Stevens and Cassidy Banks have gotten all dolled up as a slinky black feline and a bra-bursting cop, respectively. Jada laps milk from a saucer then welcomes the attention of her fiercely erect fella in That’s a Good Kitty for Teen Curves. Titty Attack’s Not Your Average Cop sees Cassidy (sorry, “Officer Banks”) seize some guy’s weed stash before finding something far more interesting in his jeans.

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Much to my disappointment, it seems few major porn networks and sites are bothering with Halloween-themed porn this year. I’d almost given up on my search, believing Brazzers to have finally knocked out their seasonal competition, when I found what is arguably this year’s single most decadent and depraved Halloween porn production: intense bondage site Sexually Broken’s incredible crucifixion scene starring hard-bodied MILF babe, Darling. Starting out with a large pumpkin on her head, her face replaced by its carved expression, Darling hangs on a cross, her breasts tied tight and turning a deep purple-pink. Darling is soon hauled inside where the pumpkin head comes off and she’s subjected to brutal fucking in all three holes. This leaves her cumming and gushing hard, heading straight for subspace (and your hard drive).

As I mentioned above, these are the more significant Halloween-themed efforts from top-rated porn sites and networks, but there’s one company that blows away the competition year after year when it comes to smutty Halloween treats. That company is Brazzers, where you’ll find an incredible set of seven exclusive hardcore Halloween romps, in addition to a five-part epic entitled American Whore Story. Keep your peepers peeled on this here blog for a full rundown of what the infamous ZZ is offering this Halloween season and, as always, keep it spooky!

American Whore Story, ZZ-Style

Brazzers isn’t the kind of porn company to embark on any new venture with cautious reserve, so with Halloween on the horizon it was expected that the ZZ would throw its ample weight behind a unique celebration. This year it’s American Whore Story.

American Whore Story is a multi-chapter epic from Brazzers that sees pornstars Katrina Jade, Bonnie Rotten, Skin Diamond and Julez Ventura tackle horrific, treacherous situations all in the name of sexual adventure. Ably abetted by everyone’s favorite expressively-eyebrowed male star Tommy Pistol, insanely-well-endowed Brit Danny D, and All-American boy-next-door Tyler Nixon (at least in the first three chapters), the carnally obsessed cast get to filling every available orifice regardless of the precarious situations surrounding them. In American Whore Story’s first chapter (published last week at ZZ Series), Katrina Jade flags down travelers Tyler and Danny and successfully distracts Tyler from his original goal: locating a secret grave-site that held a mass of partial human remains. When she turns down the motel room light to get some post-coital zees, Katrina is terrified (as she should be) by someone at her bedroom door.

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Part two of this Brazzers Halloween horror series sees Danny continue his ghost hunt alone, roping motel employee Julez Ventura (who’s angling for a joint) into helping him locate his now-missing pal. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he stumbles upon a bound and hooded Skin Diamond, wrapped in leather and placed on an altar. Freeing her, Danny is greeted by Diamond with a hysterical laughing fit before Ventura joins them, masked and cowled, and seduces our hapless hero into a metaphysical threesome that leaves him disoriented and confused when they vanish into a puff of smoke after draining him. But who’s that mysterious dark-haired man seen in security footage walking the area with the missing Tyler and what does he want with our fellas?

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Bonnie Rotten, arguably the most beloved hyper-sexual and endlessly elastic deviant in porn today, takes center stage for the third chapter of Brazzers’ American Whore Story (due for release October 21st) but whether she provides any answers or simply poses more questions remains to be seen. Joining forces with the apparent mastermind behind all this insanity (that’d be Mr. Pistol), Rotten takes a railing in all three holes. But what exactly is her involvement and what has happened to Katrina Jade and Tyler Nixon to leave Danny D so ill-at-ease? Hop along, little pumpkins, to Brazzers site ZZ Series to catch the unfolding of this particular pornographic horror story as can only be told by adult entertainment’s most notoriously epic studio.

Kink Encroaches on Mainstream

Notorious San Francisco-based fetish porn studio, Kink.com, has been garnering much attention over the last few years, attention both wanted and unwanted, from fans and critics alike. Whether it’s HIV transmission allegedly occurring on set, a performer bemoaning what turned out to be a pretty tough scene, or accusations of on-set assault and misconduct, the conversations about Kink have been heated for some time now, so much so that many have suggested the company leave its home in the San Francisco Armory and shut-up shop for good. Kink founder and CEO, Peter Acworth agrees that something needs to change, but he and his crew aren’t going anywhere anytime soon; they’re just “rebranding” their BDSM empire as that most loathsome of commercial entities the “lifestyle” brand.

Alongside its main endeavor, shooting the most bristling and brazen hardcore BDSM porn on the planet, Kink has extended its reach into other areas with its already popular Armory studio tours, fetish workshops and classes, and The Armory Club, a bar and cocktail lounge launched in late 2012. Acworth says Kink has seen “tremendous growth” in such extracurricular arms of his enterprise, growth that he hopes will continue as Kink drops two and rebrands another pair of its more outrageous websites in favor of refocusing attention on online social interactivity, retail sales, community events, and a more conventionally palatable take on hardcore BDSM.

So, as we bid our goodbyes to Public Disgrace and Bound in Public and best wishes for the redevelopment of Hardcore Gangbangs and Fantasy Gangbangs (and keep our hopes up for a continued reign of utter debauchery), why not enjoy a few of Kink’s most recent and very much intense works, perhaps Lyla Storm’s Snow White gangbang or maybe some Dungeon Sex or some electrified labia majora. After all, you never know when Kink will ditch such havens of sexual degeneracy in favor of keychains, branded martini glasses, and a roaring profit margin.

James Deen Keeps on Sinnin’

Last week, we ran through the first four installments of James Deen’s soon-to-be legendary feature series, James Deen’s 7 Sins: Greed, Gluttony, Lust, and Pride. Now that the final installment, Wrath, has premiered on JamesDeen.com, it’s time to wrap up this whole sordid affair before I send myself straight to the Netherworld for what I’ve seen and written.

ENVY, the fifth feature in the series, details the downward spiral of pornstar Chanel Preston, whose obsession with Deen and his nubile ladyfriend Chloe Foster progresses from voyeurism to poisoning, kidnapping, and rape. After her husband ignores her advances, Preston ropes Foster into fluffing her waiting crew of gangbangers, preparing them for an airtight three-guy plug-fest that leaves Preston satisfied and Foster humiliated.

SLOTH sees Lia Lor attempting to brush her teeth after a tryst with Deen, only to find his water’s been cut off. She wades through a messy floor to join Deen, slumped on the sofa in his pajamas, and attempts to rouse him with a blowjob. Due to her partner’s disinterest, Lor’s imagination conjures up two distinct threesomes and fantasizes about another man pounding her as she rests on Deen’s lap. Only, this fantasy doesn’t seem particularly enjoyable. In fact, so heavy and dour mood in the apartment that Lor ups and leaves for something a bit brighter.

Deen’s final installment, WRATH, is the most furiously sordid of them all. With a shaven head that makes him look like a death row inmate Deen beats the crap out of Danny Wylde then tears through a gauntlet of naked female figures (many of them from porn’s current generation of supersluts), aggressively dominating each one as she comes into reach. Slamming them against the wall by the neck, slapping faces and tits, choking and suffocating them, Deen even goes so far as to pick one blonde up by inserting his fingers between her lower lips and lifting. After treating himself to all nine women over the feature’s three scenes, Deen, who’s as much a cinematic adventurer as he is a sexual one, has accomplished something truly remarkable. A seven-feature hardcore porn series that owes as much to the film work of Gordon Willis and Gaspar Noe as it does to Deen’s distributor John Stagliano and his Evil Angel empire. How ever will he top James Deen’s 7 Sins?

Oh, and if you’re eager to see Deen’s treatise on sexual sin, you can do so at his official website, which throughout October will donate 50% of all profits to cancer research, prevention, and treatment.